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Plants vs. Zombies Confessions of Each Character
Some people say I'm ugly, others say I'm fierce. Actually, that's all my disguise. Actually, I'm vulnerable, too. Actually, I need protection, too What is left for you is a quiet world after lying down and jumping. Will you remember the look in my eyes when I despise the enemy? I never know why I'm afraid. It only takes a little time, and I will tell you how desperate I am for you. It is my bounden duty to protect you, pumpkin head. I won't cry until I disappear, because I have no eyes. I seem to destroy the cherry bomb, the enemy and myself. Will you remember me? Even for a moment, I feel beautiful. I am young and short, but I already know the meaning of fighting, and I even know the meaning of cannon fodder. I'm not afraid, and I don't blame you, because like you, I look forward to the moment of victory. I have a gorgeous appearance, but this beauty only blooms in an instant. You will have one more friend after the fireworks are over, but my figure has disappeared out of your sight. Tombstone devourer I grew up in the dark, eliminating one hidden danger after another for you. I will die with them and build a broad road for you. Actually, the tombstone is really bad. However, as long as it is your request, I will imitate it and become an eggplant. I am the person you like and the person you need. Isn't it sad that there is no self? It doesn't matter, as long as you are happy. I want to be with you forever. I can't wait to get out. But fate arranged that I could only be born in water. But it doesn't matter. Look at me dancing proudly for you. Protect you from zombies. Did you see me smile? Lotus leaf I can't defend, I can't attack, even being cannon fodder is so insignificant, but I have endurance, and I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy the nuts are. I was there when I was a complete nut wall. When my body is broken and my eyes are full of tears, I am still there. Why do you insist? Because I have friends behind me that I want to protect! Pea shooter I am ordinary and ordinary. Maybe you have forgotten and abandoned me. But at least, I am the only one for you. Sunflower I will always try to make sunshine for you with a smile, because I know you like the feeling of sunny. Maybe I am of little use now, maybe I belong to the ranks you despise, but if you give me a chance, I may become a god. Coffee beans I won't let them sleep, I promise I won't let them sleep. Don't call me cruel, it's really cruel to watch them being wiped out by the enemy. I blend in with their bodies and fight for you from their point of view. Entanglement with algae, I dragged them into the water, I shed tears in the water, and 25 points of energy were exchanged for my mutual destruction. Don't blame the pit for destroying the mushrooms, okay? I just want to leave a trace to prove that I once existed in this battlefield. Don't come near me, I have a bad temper. I did not hesitate to destroy myself and clear this straight road for you, but I was annihilated in the ashes because I swore and kept my promise. Cabbage pitcher, do you know why I am green? Because you say you like green, I try to be green because I know that when I throw myself across an arc in the sky, you will see your favorite color. At that time, as long as you smile, it is enough, even if the final outcome is death. I can't protect myself, but I can protect everything you want. I have no regrets. I tried to stretch my leaves to resist repeated attacks. I'm just afraid to see your disappointed expression. I have three heads and three hearts, but these three hearts have only one idea, which is to destroy three rows of enemies for you. Maybe you are secretly laughing at my fragility, but I really don't care, and I dare not care. Because I care, I'm afraid I don't have the courage to face the danger that befalls me. So, if you want to laugh at me, don't be in front of me, okay? Garlic: I know you don't love me, but it's enough that you know I love you. I will fight for your survival time with my life, because this is the way I love you. I can stretch myself at will and pop the balloon you hate to see. But every stretch is heartbreaking, but I have to smile and pretend I don't care at all. Because you don't care, I have to pretend not to care, my best hope. Is for you to pity me once. I am young, but I know I am cannon fodder. Originally, I lived to see the sea for a day, but since I had you, I found that as long as you shed a tear for me, I would never see sea mushrooms again in my next life, next life, next life, you know? In fact, the things hanging on your body are very heavy and uncomfortable. Every time I silently hold back my tears and refuse to take a step back. If I give up you for my life, I will be worthless. I'm as cold as an ice melon can, and you'll never know. You always ignore my shivering body after every effort. I don't hate you, because I only know how to give. I meet your needs again and again, and I am scarred for you. I have no regrets. I just hope my figure can stay in your heart for a second. Really, it only takes a second. I'm not gentle with corn cannon, even rude. But I will protect you very carefully. I just need a little time buffer to bring you peace. One day, you will find that this is my tenderness for you. I know I will never eat ordinary zombies. However, I always rush to the front with an empty stomach. I don't expect anything. I only hope that my death will give my companions more hope. Zombie flag-bearer leisurely holding the red flag, I am destined to be cannon fodder, watching my body slowly disintegrate. But I never want to take a step back. My greatest wish is to plant this flag where we want to go most, knowing that it is impossible. But I still desperately want to achieve roadblocks, zombies. I know I look funny, dragging my injured foot and struggling to get close to the death zone. When my roadblock was knocked off, I reached out and wanted to touch the unreachable hope. Then, it falls apart. Pole vault zombie I will always hold my pole. I always run faster than others, but I can't buy any time for my companions. I can't look back, I can't look back with tears. Maybe you think I'm cruel, but watching my companions die one by one is really cruel. I was born with an iron bucket, which is very heavy and will never be taken down, because it is fate. I tell you in secret that the sound of peas beating iron drums is really confusing, but I'm going to go extinct step by step with heavy steps. I always look like a gentle zombie. Even when I attack, I am still immersed in my world. They destroyed my favorite, and I completely lost my only hope of living. I rushed ahead with red eyes and finally fell to the ground. Why? Ruthlessly deprived of my last hope, the zombies in the screen door were embarrassed, cold and heavy. Holding it, I walked blankly, my head was blank and I couldn't think. I was walking when suddenly something fell. Oh, it was my hand. Looking at the waves of smoke in front of me, I face my inner world in a trance. The only reason I tried to chew up the football zombies is that I want to use my body to help my companions pass. The nut wall is hard and unpalatable. When it disappears, I will smile proudly at my companions and even forget the immediate danger. So I hit my head on the ground and looked at the sky. Hey, my companions, have you rushed over? I'm a little tired. Can I have a rest? Just take a break. You know, I never lie to bungee zombies. When a long rope hangs on my waist, you will hear the clown's shrill laughter. Isn't it terrible? But you know what? This is not my laughter, because zombies have no tears. When they are scared to the extreme, even crying will be twisted into laughter. They fall again and again, and bounce off again and again. My destiny is to be firmly fixed by these ropes and finally disappear in a sharp sneer. I hate water, and I hate the feeling of water splashing on me. But for my partner's sake, I have to get into the water. Maybe you will feel funny when you see me coming out of the water. Sometimes there are some weeds on my head. But you can never imagine how scared and painful I was when I was in the water. Snow bean, maybe my surface looks hard to get close to, but you know what? I always use all my strength to delay the progress of destruction for you, even if the cost disappears, I will never back down. Don't laugh at me, timid mushroom. When danger comes, I will curl up because I will tighten my body and hide my love for you. Do not laugh at me. I will cry. Not because of regret, but because of leaving you. So, dear, when I leave you, can I really cry once? Maybe I made little contribution to you at first, because I didn't believe you. When I truly believe in you, I will give you everything with a smile. Ice mushroom 75 energy, in exchange for the freezing of time Maybe my existence is just a flash in the pan, but at that moment, I was very happy, because at that time, you only belonged to me. Melancholy mushroom Maybe you think I'm ugly, maybe you think I have a bad temper, maybe you don't like me at all. Because of you. I'm not ugly, just to win you over. I let the smoke eat away at my body. You gave me life, so I will tear off my corn kernels and fight for you with pain. Seeing your triumphant smile, my broken body fell when you turned around. Watermelon pitcher, I can't defend, I just want to attack. I am in pain, but I will not shrink back, because you are behind me. Calendula is weak. I am very incompetent. I'm sorry that you can't protect you. My existence is insignificant, but I have tried to make gold coins for you. My fate can't escape that shovel, but I never regret it. Even if you finally stab me like a wheel and run me over, I'll try my best to bite my teeth and get through it. I know you need me to stop everything for you. If you like, I am willing to be your safe haven, even if it ends in ashes, miners and zombies. I am the closest one to the door among all zombies, and I haven't set foot in it once because I know that not every zombie can be like me, so I barely took a look at the success at hand and chose this dolphin knight who never looked back. I have a dolphin, and he is always with me. He accompanied me in the charge and accompanied me forward. He gave me strength, confidence and courage. Because of him, I'm not afraid of death. I know, even in death, he will accompany me, Gargantuar. I am the strongest among zombies, and he is the weakest among zombies. We are friends. He said he was hungry. He said he wanted to eat meat. He said, big guy, I like you very much. If I were a woman, I would definitely marry you. I opened the way with my strong body and sent him to the door. I know that as long as I go to the battlefield, I can't live, and all the firepower will be aimed at me in an instant. The doctor said, you come with me. I'm really afraid of death. I'm really afraid of zombie snowman. I am timid. I hate my cowardice. I hate myself and dare not face up to the danger, so I have to run away. I think it is braver to die on the battlefield than to run away. I want to fight, even if I die, don't run away. I am a child and a zombie, so I am often bullied. I like adventure, but my body is very thin. I have never eaten meat or plants. I'm hungry. My world, only white background, black spots flashing. Until the big man said, you are my friend and you are my partner. I will shelter you from the wind and rain, and no one will bully you again. No one bullies me anymore, not anymore. Big guy, the moment you threw me out, I knew there was no turning back. You said you had never eaten meat. You smash plants and say, I like being a vegetarian and eating beans. Maybe you'll laugh at me and look around. I'm just trying to eliminate the danger for you. I know I'm insignificant. I just want to wait silently for you to go home and suck gold. You will say that I am a money addict. Maybe you will ignore my existence. I only exist to keep you focused on the danger ahead. Torch tree can ignite your body, and the ignited flame can ignite your expectations. Although my body hurts, as long as I see your relieved eyes, what is that? Clover 100 energy, in exchange for a short time, I don't know what I gave you, have you taken it to heart? Balloon zombie I have a dream since I was a child. I want to fly. I tried wings and cried every time I flew. I'm not afraid of pain Tears don't listen to me. It makes its own decisions. Later, I tied myself to a balloon, blowing in the wind.
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