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How does it feel to have an amazing and weird roommate?

My roommate is a provincial child. Yes, her parents came from different places to give birth to her. Her mother is from the Northeast. She is a good guy. She is from the Northeast. She has a unique temperament in the world. We He's from the Northeast. . We are from the Northeast. . No matter in terms of experience or personality, although this roommate is not very weird, he is outstanding and very impressive.

She is 1.7 meters tall with a playful temperament. She has a black belt in Taekwondo. She is fair and fair. She is known for her jokes. She is a professional diss person. She has a strong sense of justice. If you don’t like it, she will yell. No. care you, a Weneng NetEase special writer, won the gold medal in Wuneng Taekwondo competition. Sister has such a bad temper, don't mess with her, and don't let her dislike you, otherwise you will be dissed. She even has a gold medal in Taekwondo to serve you. She will do a backflip and ask you if you can bear it. She is 1.72 meters tall. tall.

I have my own opinions. I went to Beijing for an internship alone in my sophomore year. This courage is very impressive.

I criticized a roommate in high school who was very unqualified. The other roommates were so angry that she later moved in with the girl who was less qualified. There may have been a conflict with the phone line in the dormitory. , it was originally used by the same dormitory girl, but the unqualified girl had it all to herself, so she couldn't stand it anymore and pulled out all the threads, and the two of them started to fight, but the girl who had never lost before lost. I gave it to my roommate, and in the end I was so angry that I cried. The roommate even moved a stool for me and said: Come, sit down and cry slowly. The roommate also became famous at that time. If it’s awesome, just say it.

There was also a practice report from my junior year that was sent back to the school to be rewritten or notified. My roommate was dissatisfied and got into a fight with the student union when I went to get it. Haha, my roommate must have won. , Roommate: Just inform me. The student union finally said to her: Sister, please, if we don’t inform you, just go back and rewrite it. I just go and do it, take it back and rewrite it. The roommate came back and said: Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. What's the matter? It's just a notice.

Yes, she even hung up on the unreasonable counselor. Is she still afraid of reporting it? If she reported it, the counselor would be damaged. For the more hateful counselor, she still felt Let me know.

A girl from Northeast China who is high-quality, knowledgeable, disdainful of competition, upright and dissing, very individual, and very cheerful. If you are in full bloom and the breeze comes naturally, of course, whether it is work, whether it is popularity, or your roommates are doing well, of course it will naturally be on a better track. No matter what has happened, I still sincerely wish this lovely and domineering person the best. The girl has a good future and I firmly believe that she will have a good future.