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Bao Zheng hurried to Gongsun Ce: "Mr. Gongsun, help me quickly. Why is the new mobile phone bought by Penfolds black? " Gongsun Ce took it, thought for a moment ... and said, "Teacher Bao, you won't use your big photo as a desktop, will you?"

If you have a road crazy friend around you, please cherish your time together, … because, maybe one day ta will get lost while walking …

I saw you that day, holding a telephone pole and wearing an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you why you were so happy. You trembled for a long time before you said a word: "It's really ... shocking ... to ..."

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and the way you sleep! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice, and you always lose your hair!

Last night, I dreamed about you. Really! The sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, the sea is so boundless, and you are standing on the blue seaside. I poke you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.