Any jokes about Conan?

Once, Shinichi, Xiaolan, Hattori, and Heye were traveling in a small plane. Something went wrong halfway. They needed to parachute to escape. There were only three parachutes, so one person had to make the final decision to sacrifice. The smartest one, Shinichi, was asked to ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer the questions would jump. So Shinichi asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "One." So Shinichi asked Kazuye: "How many moons are there in the sky?" ? "One" So Shinichi asked Hattori: "How many stars are there in the sky?" "..." Hattori volunteered to sacrifice himself and jumped down, but he survived by hanging on a branch. After that, the four people died again. The same situation happened while traveling by plane, so he decided to choose a self-sacrificing person as before, so Xinyi asked Xiaolan: "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "Two", so Xinyi asked Xiaolan a question. Said: "How many eyes does a person have?" "Two" So Shinichi asked Hattori a question: "How many eyelashes does a person have?" "..." Hattori sacrificed himself voluntarily, but fell into the lake and survived, but died. Three times the four of them took a flight, and when they encountered this dangerous situation, Hattori immediately stood up and said boldly: "No need to ask, I'll jump down!" Then he fell resolutely... Shinichi and others immediately shouted regretfully to Hattori who was falling rapidly in the air: "Hattori! We brought 4 parachutes this time..."

I bought a lottery ticket at the lottery betting station run by Xin Xiaoran. Then...

——If they fall in love at first sight, then the author is Qiong Yao.

——If Shinto fell in love with Xiaolan at first sight, but couldn’t bear to say anything, and then came to buy lottery tickets day after day, then the author is Haruki Murakami.

——If Xiaolan suddenly wields a hidden knife and slashes at Shinichi, Shinichi dodges, and then the whole street comes to kill Shinichi, then the author is Gu Long.

——If Shinichi comes to buy lottery tickets the next night, but Xiaolan already knows from the news that he died in a car accident when he went back yesterday, then the author is Hitchcock.

——If Shinichi buys lottery tickets based on a book called "Lottery Numbers of the Past 50 Years" published in 2050, then the author is Spielberg.

——If a few years later, Xinyi comes to buy lottery tickets again, but his legs have been broken, then the author is Lu Xun.

——If the lottery number Shinichi got is the code for a secret document, then the author is Ian Fleming.

——If Shinichi and Xiaolan fall in love, get married, and later discover that they are separated siblings who have never met, and then Shinichi strangles their child and becomes a philosopher, then the author is letting Jacques Rousseau.

——If a murder suddenly occurs nearby, the author is Gosho Aoyama.

——If Shinichi suddenly picks up the terminal and rushes to the nearest building, then the author is bin Laden.

In the second grade of elementary school, the math teacher taught Shinichi and the others arithmetic: "It is known that the elephant's height***, body length***, body height***...finally Find the weight of the elephant."

Xiao Takagi: "Height * Length * Width * Weight per unit volume = Weight " (This is the most normal).

Little Kidd: "Find a female elephant to come back to seduce him and make him tell his weight..."

Little Kyogoku: "Use the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty on him Force a confession until he confesses..."

Oheiji: "Cook him and eat him, the weight per person * the number of people eating..."

Xiao Xinyi: "This is simple... just throw it from the 5th floor and use Newton's second law to calculate it..."

Teacher : "............" (foaming at the mouth and falling down) 1

Shinichi Heiji and Kidd were invited to attend a certain event at the same time. There was a conference of some famous person, and three people happened to be on the same boat. Shinichi and Heiji were resentful that Kidd was invited, while Kidd was dismissive of the two great detectives. The boat rowed somewhere. Kidd woke up after a long sleep and saw that the boat had stopped.

Xinyi said to him: "I forgot my mobile phone at home, wait for me for a while!" After saying that, he turned over and jumped off the boat, running wildly on the water, like a dragonfly touching the water. After a while, he ran back again, holding the mobile phone in his hand and shaking it proudly. shake.

Then Heiji also shouted: "It's broken, and I forgot my sword at home!" After saying that, he jumped out of the boat and floated on the water for a while, only to see the waves flying, and he was carrying it on his back in a few minutes. The sword is back.

Seeing this, Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted: "I forgot my glider!" (What are you forgetting! It would be so honorable for you to fly all the way there if you have a glider) and jumped off the boat. , but fell to the bottom of the river with a plop. He climbed onto the boat in embarrassment, jumped up again in dissatisfaction, and sank vertically with a plop. This time a small fish slipped past his neck, which scared him so much that he screamed. Heiji couldn't bear it anymore and quietly asked Shinichi:

"Kudo, should we tell him the location of those rocks?" 2

Kaito drove Aoko to play. , passing by a gas station, Kaito wanted to go to the toilet, so he said to Aoko: "I'm going to the toilet, you are responsible for filling up the gas." Aoko nodded in agreement. So Kaito quickly ran into the bathroom, and before he could stop, he heard Aoko's clear and rhythmic shout: "Come on! Come on! Come on!..." 3

Once GIN and vodka went to the mountains Hunting deer, the two greedy people hunted two deer each. When we were going back, we had to take a plane. The captain said worriedly: "With so many deer, we will be overweight!" Both of them said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of? We also shot so many deer last year and we still flew back here!" The captain couldn't resist them (and he was also scared to see two people wearing black clothes and sunglasses), so he had to let them get on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, then suddenly started to shake, and finally fell down. The two of them got up with gray faces. Vodka looked around and whispered to GIN: "Boss, it seems that we also fell here last year!"