Is Sichuan dialect easy to understand?

A teacher assigned a task to her students, making sentences with "pleading" and "demanding".

After the exercise book was handed in, one of them answered all his life: Yesterday my mother stewed a pot of pig's trotters. When it was not ripe, my father ate a piece and said, "Please don't move." Mom said, "I ask you to chew!" " "

Look at this joke. Can you understand it? If you can't feel this joke after reading it, it's a pity that Sichuan dialect is not easy for you to understand.

I saw it, and I smiled miserably.

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one

Two Sichuanese went to Beijing for sightseeing. Because they are not familiar with the geographical environment of Beijing, they open the map on the bus to study.

Answer: "Let's kill (walk) to Tiananmen Square, then to Chairman Mao's Memorial Hall, and finally to Zhongnanhai ..."

B: "If we want, we'll follow the route you said."

Unfortunately, it was reported by people in the same car. After getting off the bus, he was handed over to the public security organ, explaining the situation and being released a few hours later.

Party A and Party B came to Tiananmen Square, watching people coming and going, and were speechless for a while. ..........

A couldn't help it: "Why don't you talk?"

B: "How dare I speak if you don't speak?"

The words sound just fell and were handed over to the public security organs by the people in the square.

A week later, they walked out of the gate of the detention center. You look at me, I look at you.

A said, "It's quite comfortable. My bag is empty. Where can I get some bullets? " ..... The armed police at the door rushed up and two people came down.

two

One of my classmates is a teacher. When we had dinner together that day, he said he wanted to ask me something. I was too embarrassed to ask. Say what you have ~!

On the first day, he gave the students some homework ~ ~ and asked them to make sentences with ~ ~ pleading and asking ~!

The next day, a student handed in an assignment, which read as follows:

Dad said that the pig's trotters stewed by mom can't be moved, and mom said that you should chew them!

three

The Sichuan dialect dialogue between Bush and Blair

Bush: "Blair, Iraq is the fourth, you should worry more!" " There is nothing wrong with Saddam's son. I think you should send more soldiers! "

Blair: "Hammer! Lao tze where there are soldiers? If you send it again, you should send Habanel (fool) to the hospital! " ?

Bush: "Lao Zi! Ha ban er ha ban er, give them guns and let them rise to the front! "

Blair: "I see a ping-pong ball in your head! If you send those harpists to the front, they will beat their own people! "

Bush: "Square skull! Fight, we have a lot of harpers in the US military. Aren't we doing well? "

Blair: "No wonder Naxi missiles revolve around the skull of our British army. It's annoying!" "

four

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Seeing this, the little white rabbit was puzzled and asked, "Brother Ma Xiao, are you planing?" . Why are your legs exposed? "

Ma Xiao said, "Shh! Stop it, I'll trip his son! "

The next day, the little white rabbit saw tens of thousands of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked what was going on.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was so bad that our brother's old officer tripped and made him miserable, saying that he was hemiplegic." Life can't take care of itself. We cut blood for the baby. "

Not long after, the little white rabbit saw these old people come back again. Bean asked a lot of questions, and an ant shouted, "Damn those!" " We waved to many people. That baby has only one blood type.

Similarly, there is nothing wrong with leaving him alone to draw blood there. . "

On the third day, the rabbit came to ask Ma Xiao: Did the baby die of old age? Panting, the ant said, I carry it to my old age. Damn, it's too heavy. I flinch, the tortoise can't stand being old!

When the elephant is sick, he should sue wheat. The court sentenced Wheat to six months in prison for tripping over an elephant.

Ma Xiao refused to accept, "Personal injury can be up to two months in prison, and your baby sentenced me to half a year?"

Judge: "Ma Xiao, your child doesn't know how to stop it. Personal injury sentenced to February, tripped over an elephant. This is racial discrimination, 2 months plus 3 months, so I sentence you to 6 months. "

So the ant sued the high court: I am equal to an elephant, and I came out to "discriminate" the elderly. Hey, you have to find out and clear my name. The corrupt judge framed Lao Zi.

A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. The bean asked him if the elephant was dead. The mother ant cried and said, "I told him that I was pregnant with him." He's just ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, my God. The death of an elephant is fucking unfair. ~~

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