There is an urgent need for sketches and cross talk scripts about military training.

Dear teachers and classmates, hello everyone ... A: Good evening! B: Many people here know me ... A: Hello, comrades! (Salute) B: My name is * * * ... A: Comrades have worked hard! B: Let's go! On purpose, isn't it? I am performing cross talk, please go down. Oh, you are the crosstalk performer tonight! Famous! Really? A: Famous! You ask everyone here, * * *, ah, who doesn't know? B: (Sorry) A: I don't know anyway. (Tone sandhi) I'm joking with you. I came here today for a reason. Do you know what day it is today? I don't know. Well, today is not our big day. B: Hey, let's go! Who told you about this big day? You misunderstood. I mean, the freshmen of the national soft school get together tonight, so today is a very happy day for many of our classmates. Oh, I'm so happy. If you want to say hello, you forgot one thing. Forgot what? Look at me (stand up straight) A: Look at you ... a head, a mouth, two eyes and four legs. No, I get it. Your nose is very special! Why is my nose special? A: Two holes! B: Nonsense, you have a hole in your navel. Look at my clothes, our military training! A: Military training? Forget it, it's too bitter. B: Military training is very bitter, but it can exercise our will, strengthen our physique, help us learn to take care of ourselves and learn to organize discipline. This is a compulsory course for our college students. What are you afraid of compared with these? Don't you think? A: Forget the bitterness. Military training has been basked in for more than ten days. Now, when I walk in the street, there are always African friends talking to me and treating me as my hometown. Before, my skin walked in the street. B: People have to call you A: Handsome boy B: Handsome boy A: I said, are you praising me or scolding me? B: I said, don't complain so much A: That won't do. There are many complaints. How much injustice I have suffered. On the first day of training, the instructor said to me, "Count off." I just looked around and ran away. Hey, what are you running for? The instructor asked you to count off. A: Yes, he called me back and asked me why I wanted to go. I told the instructor that there were no trees in the playground, so I went there to hug them. B: Well, such a tree hug! It seems that you really need to exercise yourself in military training. A: After a few days, I only made a little mistake, but the instructor said I couldn't walk well. Really? This is the way to go (step by step) A: Yes. I am almost there. B: Then how did you get there? A: I'm glad ... (I was abducted) B: It's called almost. Well, I still need to practice. A: Yes, the instructor accompanied me to practice in the sun, and we all sweated. I can proudly announce to you now: I haven't turned the corner! ! B: It's amazing! (Applause) How kind the instructor is to you. Yes, they also work very hard. I could think that the instructor wouldn't let me sleep, so I came. B: Why didn't the instructor let you sleep? A: I slept well in the dormitory that day. The instructor came in and said to me, * * *, the posture is wrong, get up and go to sleep! (Shandong dialect) B: There's a fire. That's the dormitory. Comrades, I slept soundly. I can't stand it any longer. I am very angry. He pulled up his sleeves and shouted, "instructor!" B: Why? A: (turning his head) You pull it. There's nothing to prepare. Me, instructor, you sit down, instructor drinks tea, instructor brushes his teeth ... bah, why should I brush my teeth? B: Hehe, the training of instructors is a little strict, but they are usually friends. Last time you stood well and made progress, the instructor promised to give you some bullet casings. A: Yes, it seems that military training is not only bitter, but also fun. Of course, this is more interesting. Isn't Latin our favorite game? A: Yes, yes, yes. I just like singing. One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain and shoot tigers! B: Is it reasonable to kill tigers? We should have waited too hard! 1234567A: We love KFC! It's such a mess that we can't wait. A: It's fun anyway. B: Yes, there are not only joys and sorrows in military training, but also bits and pieces of instructors and students. A: I was lying in bed that day when I was suddenly informed that the instructor was leaving. We all hurried there. I saw the instructor walking towards us with neat steps. I couldn't restrain my feelings and sang a military song: What's different about our soldiers, just because of their hands ... (SOB) B: Oh, it's so sad to see the instructor off. A: The instructors were all in tears. Thinking of the training these days, marching step by step, singing and shooting, countless sweat and laughter, I … B: Look, the instructor got on the bus. What are you waiting for? I rushed up to hold the instructor's hand: "instructor, I love you!" " "I will kick you! The instructor is a man. A: I know it's a man. But I ask you who is the coach. B: Soldiers. A: Who is a soldier? Soldiers are ... A: Soldiers are the cutest people! They fought floods, defended their country and abandoned their small families for everyone. Is it not worth loving? Look. Look, the instructor's car is leaving. I almost forgot. I haven't got the shell casing that the instructor promised me. Oh, wait! A: Shell casings! B: Wait! A: Shell casings! Just then! B: Has the bus stopped? No. Someone woke me up! You are dreaming! (Two people bow)