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What did Hitler do when he was twenty-three?

The story of 23 years ago

529 years ago, 23-year-old Confucius founded a school in the que of Lu, and began to receive lectures from his disciples. Among the students are Yan Hui's fathers Yan You, Ceng Dian and Ran Geng.

Before 5 12, Wu Zixu recommended Sun Wu, a 23-year-old hermit, to He Lv, the king of Wu. Sun Wu trained 180 concubines of the King of Wu into soldiers, which showed his outstanding military talents.

330 years ago, the priests of Thebes Temple in ancient Egypt welcomed Alexander I into Egypt and regarded him as the son of Amon. He climbed the great pyramid and shouted, "I can catch the sun with my hands!" " ".He is 23 years old.

Before 3 18, Wang Wuling of Zhao was 23 years old and just got married. It has been in power for eight years.

In the first 239 years, Ying Zheng, king of Qin, was 23 years old. According to the ritual system of Qin, he was crowned in Yongdu and personally took power.

In the first 234 years, 23-year-old Liu Bang lived a "rogue" life in Pei County, drinking, eating dog meat and molesting women. It was five years before he became a director of a small pavilion.

In the first 207 years, Xiang Yu fought Ding at the age of 23. Qin army with 50,000 men was defeated by 200,000 men in Julu.

134 years ago, the second year number "Yuanguang" in the history of China was decided by Liu Che, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty. This year, he started "Yuanguang Decision-making", activated the thought of Dong Zhongshu, a commoner, and established Confucianism as the center of national thought. In the same year, on the one hand, Princess Nangong married Xiongnu, on the other hand, she sent Li Guang to guard the border and prepare to fight back against Xiongnu. Liu Che was 23 years old this year.

1 17 years ago, Huo Qubing died in Chang 'an at the age of 23.

1 17, Cao Cao is 23 years old and is Ren Dunqiu. There is nothing in the history books about what he has achieved. In July of 2 14, Cao Cao was sixty years old and led an army to conquer Sun Quan. He sent his son Cao Zhi to stay in Yecheng. Before he left, he encouraged Cao Zhi to say, "I used to be a mound commander, and I was twenty-three years old. Think about what you did at this time and have no regrets today. " This year, Cao Zhi was also 23 years old. It shows that Cao Cao is very satisfied and proud of his performance in Dunqiuling.

183, when Guan Yu was 23 years old, he fled his hometown because he killed an evil bear.

In 2003, Zhuge Liang was 23 years old, still in Longzhong, lying on his back singing to Liang's father. It was four years before he came out of the mountain.

In 346, the former Yan Emperor Murong Mu sent Murong Ke, Murong Jun, Murong Jun and Mu Yugen to conquer Fuyu with an army of 17000. Twenty-three-year-old Murong Ke led the army forward at the risk of throwing stones, helped Fuyuguo, and captured the King of Qi and the other 50,000 people.

In 506, 23-year-old Chen Qingzhi was gathering money to be the master book of Nanliang. It was 19 years before he became famous all over the world.

In 62 1 year, under the leadership of Li Shimin, Tang Jun defeated Dou Jiande and wiped out the Xia regime. At the same time, the king who occupied Luoyang was forced to surrender and Zheng perished, which laid the foundation for national reunification. At that time, Shimin was 23.

In July19, 23-year-old Guo Ziyi married Empress Jingzhao (15). Three years ago, he took part in the military test and entered the official career.

In 723, 23-year-old Li Bai traveled to Emei and wrote a poem "Climbing Emei Mountain". Out of Shu, across the Three Gorges to Jiangling. I began to look forward to his travel life.

The poem says:

There are many fairy mountains in the middle of Shu, and Emei is hard to beat. Liu Zhou tried to browse, which was absolutely strange to relax.

Qingming depends on the sky, and the color is wrong. Ling Ran Xia Zi Award, fruit tips.

Clouds sing Qiong Xiao, and stones make precious colors. I have a small life, and my laughter has no end.

Smoke is like a surface, and dust is tired and lost. If you ride a sheep, join hands with Hotan.

In 949, Hou Han Shu stayed in Yedu according to Guo Wei. He is ambitious and recruits. 23-year-old Zhao Kuangyin took a good martial arts, went to Yedu and defected to Guo Wei. Under the handsome curtain of Guo Wei, he finally found a foothold to display his talents and ambitions.

1059, 23-year-old Su Shi visited Luzhou with his father Su Xun and his brother Su Zhe. Because of his love for local famous wines, his poems became very popular, and he sang the famous "Huanxisha Night Drink". The word yue:

The wine is fragrant in southern Sichuan, and the bright moon invites drunken flowers. After three cups, it's still enjoyable.

The night dew is cold and the moon is mixed, the green hills are thin and the cassia twigs are cold, and I am fascinated by the jade pot room.

1 126, 23-year-old Yue Fei officially joined the anti-gold cause after taking care of his father's aftermath. Before he left, his mother tattooed the word "loyal to the country" behind him.

1 162, Xin Qiji was ordered to contact the Southern Song Dynasty court. On his way back from his mission, he heard that Geng Jing was killed by the traitor Zhang Anguo, and the rebel army was dissolved. He led more than 50 people to attack the enemy camp, captured the traitor alive, returned to Jiankang and was executed by the Southern Song Dynasty court. Famous for a while. In the Southern Song Dynasty, Song Gaozong, who was only 23 years old, appointed him to sign a judgment in Jiangyin and started his career.

1 184, Curitai conference was held in Taritai, Aritan, Huqiar and Saka. Temujin, 23, was chosen as Khan, and in the same year, he had his first son, Shu Chi.

1556, Nobuyuki ODA betrayed his brother Nobuyuki ODA. Nobunaga, 23, led less than a third of the troops to fight. The victory of World War I consolidated its dominant position in the Oda family. In the same year, Saitō Dō san married his daughter Guidie.

1558, 23-year-old Ichiro Muxia went to Nobunaga with a peasant background and gave Nobunaga shoes every day.

1586, 23-year-old enterprising Shakespeare went to London with a troupe and found a job to look after horses for the audience riding horses in the theater. Start a career in drama creation.

1606, 23-year-old Yuan Chonghuan took the provincial examination in Guilin and won the lottery.

1664, 23-year-old Newton discovered 10 many theories about optics and mechanics within 18 months.

1728, new printing equipment was shipped from England to Philadelphia, and 23-year-old Franklin and meredith resigned from their jobs in Keimel printing house. From then on, Franklin entered the ranks of the colonial bourgeoisie in North America.

1746, 23-year-old Jiyun High School won the first place in Shuntian Township, and went to Beijing to report to Huang. This is how a generation of talents entered the official career.

1754, the governor of Virginia promised to give 200,000 acres of land to the rich who participated in the anti-French war. At the age of 23, Washington took an active part in the British war against France, commanded Virginia local armed forces to fight bravely, and made many meritorious deeds to help the British army drive the French army out of North America. However, after the war, Britain immediately turned its face and declared that the western land was privately owned by the royal family and was not allowed to be reclaimed. This ban caused Washington to lose more than 30,000 acres of land at once, and since then, he has become a staunch opponent of British colonial policy.

1778, Mozart came to Paris with his mother. Mother died in a foreign land. I finished the Paris Symphony, Piano Sonata in A minor, Piano Sonata in C major, Piano Sonata in F major and Piano Sonata in Depression A major. In the same year, he returned to Salzburg and continued to live a life similar to imprisonment.

179 1 year, Lyon college published an essay with a prize of 1200 francs, entitled "What kind of truth and sentiment should be taught to ensure human happiness?" Napoleon, 23, decided to apply on his way back to Auzon from Corsica. He wrote a long article full of proverbs. At the end of the article, he wrote ambitiously: "Genius is a meteor destined to burn out and light up his time."

1792, 23-year-old Beethoven settled in Vienna and studied under Haydn.

1807, Lin Zexu wrote five kinds of sutras, namely Amitabha Sutra, King Kong Prajna Paramita Sutra, Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra, Great Compassion Curse and Death Curse, and wrote a letter with the words "Day Tour Class" and "Pure Land Resources" as daily activities. He is 23 years old.

18 14 years, Gong Zizhen, aged 23, wrote The Theory of Knowing and Doing, lamenting current events.

183 1 year, at the slave auction market in the southern American city of New Orleans, 23-year-old Lincoln looked at the poor black man and said angrily, "What a shame! When I have the chance one day, I must completely crush this slavery. " Twenty-nine years later, he was elected president of the United States.

1832, Poland fell again, and 23-year-old Chopin wrote the most famous essay "Revolutionary Etudes in C Minor" with grief and indignation. In the same year, he gave his first concert in Paris.

1836, 23-year-old Hong Xiuquan went to Guangzhou to take the exam and failed again. In the street, I met Liang Fa, the priest of Jesus, who was preaching and distributing a pamphlet "Advice to the World". Hong Xiuquan also got a copy. This book later became the first revelation of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.

1840, 23-year-old Marx was considered as the greatest philosopher in Germany at that time.

During the period of 1847, 23-year-old johann strauss and his father, Johann Strauss I, broke out very fierce contradictions and conflicts in order to play Meyer Bell's opera "Camping in Silesia".

1866, 23-year-old Wang Zibin came to Beijing, bought several houses in the west half street of Dongzhu, and planned to open an escort agency. Two years later, the names of Shunyuan Escort Agency and shopkeeper "Wang Wu" resounded throughout the rivers and lakes.

1869, 23-year-old Edison borrowed some money to find a job in new york. While he was waiting for a summons in the broker's office, a telegram broke down. Edison was the only person there who could repair the telegraph, so he got a better job than he expected. On June+10, 65438, he and Pop established "Pop-Edison Company", which specializes in scientific instruments for electrical engineering. Here, he invented "Edison Universal Printing Machine".

During the period of 1869, Huang Feihong severely punished the gangsters when he was "protecting the grass" for Uncle Lu Jiu at the Zhengpingqiao Cricket Court in Foshan. Huang Feihong, 23, became famous in Foshan.

From 65438 to 0876, Vincent Van Gogh, a 23-year-old eccentric, was dismissed from Gupier's head office and became a missionary assistant to Father Jones of Mesozist in Elvas, London.

188 1 year, 23-year-old Arthur Conan Doyle graduated from the Medical College of Edinburgh University and obtained the qualification as a doctor. Five years later, The Study of Blood Characters was published.

From 65438 to 0887, 23-year-old Tan Sitong, Liang Qichao, Wang Kang and others initiated the establishment of the National Association for Non-foot-binding, which prohibited women from foot-binding. In the same year, he lamented the stormy China and wrote a poem "Painting Orchids":

Wild geese are singing Gao Jiang's dream, and Chu and Zhu are fragrant with sunset.

Di Zi didn't come to Shan Gui to cry, but one day he wrote Li Sao!

1888, 23-year-old Sun Yat-sen studied at Hong Kong College of Western Medicine.

From 65438 to 0892, Lenin worked as a lawyer's assistant in Petersburg, then organized and led the Samara Marxist group, and started the revolutionary cause at the age of 23.

189 1 year, 23-year-old Huo Yuanjia was discovered by his father for stealing martial arts for many years. Since then, Huo's father has officially taught Huo Yuanjia's Huo Family Boxing. A generation of masters has begun.

190 1 year, Einstein published his general theory of relativity at the age of 23. Four years later, he published his special theory of relativity, which changed the course of human science.

1904, 23-year-old Lu Xun went to medical college to study medicine. Abandon medicine and join literature.

1906, according to his performance in the Japanese naval battle, Isoroku Yamamoto was awarded the Sixth Class Medal of Shan Guangxu and the Memorial Medal for Joining the Army in Meiji 37-8 Campaign. That year, he was awarded the rank of second lieutenant at the age of 23.

1909, Chiang Kai-shek graduated from the Japanese NCO School and was going to experience life in the field artillery unit of the 1st19th United Army stationed in Takada. He was 23 years old that year.

19 13, 23-year-old Hitler painted on the streets of Vienna for a living.

19 16, Mao Zedong, 23, studied in the First Normal University. He predicted that "there will be World War I in China within 20 years". That winter, he wrote seven ancient materials: "I am confident that I will live for 200 years and have a water hammer of 3,000 miles." Ambitious sentences

1920, Zhou Enlai is 23 years old. He boycotted Japanese goods, fought the Japanese in Tianjin and was detained for six months. 65438+went to work and study in France in February.

1926, 23-year-old Deng Xixian evaded the French police and went to the Russian Oriental University to study. A year later, for the revolutionary cause, he changed his name to Deng Xiaoping.

1929, 23-year-old Su Yu was appointed as the political commissar of the 2nd detachment of the Red Fourth Front Army 1 column. Start a grand career that is expected to become the first.

1929, Heisenberg was 23 years old and published the "uncertainty principle" that shocked the world.

From 65438 to 0934, Nie Er joined Shanghai EMI Records Company and later served as the deputy director of the music department. At the age of 23.

From 65438 to 0946, 23-year-old Yong entered Shanghai Wudong Law School to study international law, and was hired by Shanghai Ta Kung Pao as an international telecommunications translator.

1964, 23-year-old Stephen Hawking proposed to 2 1 year-old Jane Wald. He was diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis a year ago, and it is said that he can only live for one or two years. This marriage changed time and history. A year later, he was awarded a doctorate by Cambridge University. His research shows that the mathematical equation used to explain the collapse of black holes can also explain the expansion of the universe from a point.

1977, an important lawsuit about the ownership of BASIC compiler is waiting for 23-year-old Bill Gates. The decrease of income and huge expenses make the new company Microsoft on the verge of bankruptcy. After the most difficult nine months, the goddess of victory smiled, and Microsoft defeated Robert of MITS, Bill's benefactor. Since then, Microsoft has never borrowed money.

198 1 bin laden received a degree in economics and public administration from the famous king Abdullah Aziz university in Saudi Arabia at the age of 23.

In 2004, Ma Jiajue's 23rd birthday. He got his first birthday cake at the first detention center in Kunming.

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