Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I brought back my rich boyfriend and sister-in-law, and they blossomed happily. A few days before my wedding, I stood at my sister-in-law's door with a trumpet. Is this right?

I brought back my rich boyfriend and sister-in-law, and they blossomed happily. A few days before my wedding, I stood at my sister-in-law's door with a trumpet. Is this right?

I was born in a poor rural family, and I was instilled with the concept of taking my brother as the center since I was a child. The more my parents are like this, the stronger my self-esteem. I study hard to get out of the countryside and change the fate of girls being ignored.

In the year of college entrance examination, I was admitted to a famous university in the south with excellent results. My father didn't want me to go to school, but my brother fell in Sun Shan two years ago, otherwise my only chance to go to college would not have fallen on me. Fortunately, the balance of fate finally turned to me, otherwise I would have been married off like my sisters of the same age in the countryside.

I am especially glad that my parents finally let me go to college. When I came to the big city, my world suddenly became clear. I fell madly in love with this reinforced concrete city. I will never go back to the countryside again. I swear I must stay here.

When I graduated from college, I was admitted to a real estate company as I wished. This year, my brother finally married his wife. Because he doesn't have a real job, the sister-in-law he is looking for has no culture. The couple have been eating and drinking with my parents since they got married.

I met Liu Gang by chance. He is a friend of one of my clients. When this rich second generation pursued me crazily, all my female friends around me envied me. I, a girl from the countryside, became a legend in their mouth. In fact, I love Liu Gang. He is a beggar, just like him.

When I brought this rich second generation boyfriend home, my parents were still normal, and my brother and sister-in-law were so happy. When they saw that Liu Gang gave his parents a card of 65,438+10,000 yuan, their eyes were straight.

Liu Gang and I set the wedding for this year's Mid-Autumn Festival. Just a few days before my wedding, my brother and sister-in-law found the home of my future in-laws without my knowledge. They told people that my parents didn't agree with the bride price of 654.38+ 10,000 yuan, and I wouldn't get on the bus unless I added 200,000 yuan on the wedding day.

I trembled with anger when I learned from Liu Gang about my sister-in-law's shameless behavior. I rushed back to my hometown overnight and bought a horn at the entrance of the village. I shouted at my aunt's house with a trumpet: "Shameless vampires eat my sister's flesh and drink her blood …" I just wanted them to hold their heads in the village, but I wanted to see what they could do to me! How can I be so unlucky to have such a brother and sister-in-law?