Who can help me find the lines for a cross talk sketch between two middle school students? Thank you!

This is the one I have used. It is neither very long nor short.

Cross talk drama "Arts and Science Are Not Separated"

Female: Dear teachers, dear Hello, the most educated students in the audience!

Male: Dear leaders, distinguished guests, students here and students standing outside, friends who study science but not science, friends who have nothing to do with science, hello everyone!

Female: I come from the agricultural machinery department.

Male: I come from the management department.

Female: I majored in liberal arts, and everyone affectionately calls me Xiaowenzi.

Male: I am studying science, and everyone affectionately calls me Xiao Lizi.

Female: Virtue!

Male: Thank you. (Two people are sitting on a stool reading)

Female: Spring sleep without realizing the dawn

Male: Geometry plus triangles

Female: Cooking beans to burn bean sprouts

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Male: Distinguish between positive and negative poles

Female: When will the bright moon appear

Male: Experiment for one night

Female: Bow your head and miss your hometown

Male: Studying X-rays

Female: What year is it now?

Male: She only has ten dollars in her pocket!

Female: Are you a thief?

Male: Nonsense, I’m talking about professionalism

Female: Please don’t affect my morning reading

Male: Please don’t affect my morning exercise

< p>Female: I read in the morning

Male: I practice in the morning

Female: Then I read at noon

Male: Then I practice at noon

Female: I read at dusk

Male: I fall in love at dusk...I was a little early

Female: You are the only one who still loves at dusk, even my grandma can’t look down on you!

Male: She has no intention of competing with you

Female: I have never seen such a shameless person, even though he knows I come here every day

< p> Don't know how to avoid it.

Male: I have never seen someone so infatuated. She knows I am thick-skinned, but she still comes every day

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Female: You...

Male: I know you. You majored in liberal arts in the Department of Agricultural Machinery. Everyone calls you Xiaowenzi.

Female: I also know that you are a science major in the Department of Mechanical Engineering. Everyone affectionately calls you Little Lizi.

Male: This person still holds a grudge, but in fact I prefer the first name

Female: If you say so, we liberal arts students are still knowledgeable and sensible

Male: Then we science students are more reasonable than you liberal arts students

Female: All of us liberal arts students write like water and speak with ease.

Male: They all talk in the same way.

Female: I won’t stop until my words are amazing, and I won’t stop until I read a book a hundred times.

Male: Why do you read a book so many times?

Female: The book was turned into mist in confusion.

Male: Yes, this is what it means... What does this mean?

Female: Don’t you understand?

Male: I don’t understand.

Female: That is to say, when you read a book, you may not understand something about it the first time you read it.

Male: Well, yes, this is inevitable.

Female: Then you have to ask for advice.

Male: Who are you asking?

Female: Ask us liberal arts students.

Male: Do you know?

Female: Of course, you still have to ask: Hehe, teacher, what do you pronounce this character?

Male: I don’t know you.

Female: The teacher is telling you very humbly.

Male: Yeah

Female: That’s the word you asked about.

Male: Yes, yes.

Female: I told you to remember it.

Male: Teacher, please tell me.

Female: This word means "人".

Male: We don’t even know anyone? !

Female: What else do you science students know besides counting from 1 to 10 every day?

Male: You are not allowed to look down on us science students like this.

Female: If you are not convinced, I can test you again today in front of everyone.

Male: Just test it.

Female: Okay, look what is shining so brightly in front of you?

Male: Just that one?

Female: Yeah.

Male: Hi, I know.

Female: What?

Male: A big light bulb of 1,500 watts.

Female: Oh?

Male: When the voltage is 220 volts and the current is 10 amps.

Female: Huh?

Male: It emits 136.71 joules of heat per hour and consumes 10.61 degrees of electricity. You have to pay an electricity bill of 5.09 cents and 4.2 cents.

Female: Ha. Listen, friends, how stupid it is.

Male: No, our calculation is not bad at all.

Female: He is just like a nerd. If this is applied to us liberal arts students, we would not say so.

Male: What can you say?

Female: That was a bright light that woke me up from my dream.

Male: Oh.

Female: That is a morning star that guides me forward. It gives me hope, light and strength. Ah, it is the sun in my heart, OMG.

Male: I can also speak English.

Female: What did I say?

Male: That’s true, but no matter how nice it is, the light won’t come on even if there’s a power outage.

Female: History has proven countless times that we liberal arts students have tried our best to create a perceptual world with our ideals and imagination.

Male: Then we science students hold rulers and compasses, divide them into sections, cut them into pieces, chop them into puree, mix them into stuffing, stuff them with green onions and garlic, and put them in the pot. It's going round and round...

Female: Stop...it sounds like you are making dumplings.

Male: Yes, I just want to break down the world into molecules and atoms one after another like making dumplings, and then recombine them to form new things. This is an invention!

Female: That’s pretty much it.

Male: Human society is constantly advancing through the inventions of our science students one after another.

Female: You can’t say that. We liberal arts students are all literate.

Male: We science students all have ideals.

Female: Look at the temperament of our liberal arts students. They are all gentle and gentle.

Male: Who wouldn’t say that we science students are reasonable?

Female: We liberal arts students would like to be a cloud in Mr. Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Cambridge". I left as quietly as you came.

Male: It is better for us science students, we all have great ambitions and lofty ambitions. Duyuan has become a part of the Shenba spaceship, even a small screw.

Female: Screws?

Male: Hey.

Female: Don’t be a screw with a small head and a big butt

Male: .... Don’t worry, as long as there is a screw cap, I can put it in

Female: If you want to put it this way, then liberal arts students look at us liberal arts students and think they are romantic and unrestrained.

Male: Science students look at us science students, they are extremely smart.

Female: When we liberal arts students look at you science students, you look dumb.

Male: When we science students look at you liberal arts students, it’s... sour.

Female: The happiest thing for liberal arts students is to see you science students pondering under the candlelight on the night before Valentine’s Day: Ouch, what should I write to my girlfriend?

Male: But we also wrote it later

Female: Yes, friends, listen to what they wrote

Male: It’s not wrong< /p>

Female: Dear daling

Male: How sweet

Female: I think love plus love equals the love of two people

Male: That’s right

Female: Love multiplied by love equals love squared

Male: Of course

Female: Love in addition to love equals no love, so I want Multiply my love by your love and divide it by your love for him, so that I can keep my love for you

Male: His?

Female: Drive away his love

Male: Just wait a while

Female: That’s it

Male: Why? They're all out

Female: Ah...yes, you have learned a lot of mathematical formulas, so you've made some mistakes

Male: Yes...that's not what happened. . The happiest thing for us science students is to see their liberal arts students walking around in front of the bank with their bankbooks, and they can't earn interest even if they live or die.

Female: Are we who you say we are?

Male: Not only this, but also, he made a joke the day before yesterday

Female: Me?

Male: Go to the school gate to buy fruit. When you get there, ask people: "Boss, how do you sell these oranges?

This one? One yuan and five pounds." As for her, she loves to take advantage of her. Cheap, bargain with others. "Boss, isn't one dollar and a half too expensive? If it's cheaper, I'll buy more, maybe five dollars and three pounds." The boss thought about it and quickly weighed her.

Female: Am I taking advantage?

Male: I was so happy that I didn’t sleep all night when I went back

Female: The compliment we liberal arts students love to hear the most is: an article by you literati aroused the awakening of the entire nation.

Male: The saying that we science students are most proud of is: Give me a fulcrum, and I will lift the entire engineering school.

Female: That’s the whole earth.

Male: Yes, think about it, the earth has been pried up, so what’s the point of an engineering college?

Female: Then we liberal arts students have to praise you like science students.

Male: How to praise?

Female: Hey, you can even write your own name? So knowledgeable!

Male: Then we science students have to praise you liberal arts students the same way.

Female: How to praise?

Male: Hey, you are smart enough to be able to calculate how old you are this year!

Female: When we liberal arts students fall in love, we pay attention to swan geese passing letters and conveying words of love.

Male: We science students don’t have that much trouble. We focus on applied physics. The key is that you must be able to discharge electricity.

Female: Many boys pursue us liberal arts girls because we are equally beautiful on the outside and on the inside.

Male: Many girls also pursue us as boys and girls, because our brains symbolize wisdom.

Female: Many girls like to find liberal arts boys as their boyfriends because they have sweet mouths.

Male: Later, these girls were chased by us science boys, because we have good legs.

Female: What is the most confusing thing for liberal arts students about you science students: you are busy from morning to night every day. Isn’t your college time too lacking in romance?

Male: What is most confusing to science students is that you liberal arts students: from morning to night every day, you waste time and youth without feeling sorry for it.

Female: In fact, we are not wasting time. Our life is like a piece of prose.

Male: In fact, we are not busy, our lives are as orderly as gear grinding tools.

Female: Let’s put it this way, we liberal arts students have a better understanding of you science students.

Male: Let’s put it this way, we science students have to learn from you liberal arts students!

Female: Since ancient times, arts and science have not been separated.

Male: Hey, if you want to say this, I will write love letters from now on...you can write them for me.

Female: No problem, I can send it to you.

Male: What else can I give as a gift? I can’t keep it for myself.

Female: Then...I can help you organize the paper.

Male: I can help you repair electrical appliances.

Female: I want to conduct a social survey.

Male: Then I will help you with statistics.

Female: I want to publish an e-book.

Male: Then I will help you program and sort.

Female: If I want to save money in the future, I can ask you to calculate the interest.

Male: No problem, I can save it for you.

Female: Hey, I have to fill in the password myself.

Male: Password? You have to ask me.

Female: Why?

Male: Science students study passwords every day. The password I designed for you is guaranteed to be unbreakable by anyone.

Female: That’s great. You must tell me when you finish the design.

Male: I will definitely tell you.

Female: No, I’ll tell you anyway.

Male: Yo, I understand.

This one is rather thoughtful

A Friends, I miss you so much. It's not easy, friends. In order to give you a good cross talk today and make you happy.

I am worried at home every day. I am so worried that I can’t sleep all night long. I have no choice but to steal food online. I heard that Teacher Jiang Kun always boasts that he loves farm work and does a good job on the farm. Haha, I just stole Teacher Jiang Kun’s food. Unexpectedly, Teacher Jiang Kun is a very stingy person and has a lot of dogs. If I wasn’t a fast runner, I wouldn’t be able to see you today. There are still a few holes in the pants from dog bites. I had no choice but to go to Teacher Gong Hanlin's field to have a look. When I entered the field, I almost made me angry to death. This guy knew how to grow radishes. The radishes in the field were just like radishes. No wonder he looks like a chicken. It turns out he eats carrots all day long. Later I heard that Teacher Guo Degang grew a lot of vegetables, and those who had a lot of vegetables opened restaurants. I stole vegetables and released bugs for him at the same time. He had to open a restaurant, grow vegetables, and be busy catching bugs. I exhausted him to death.

B Hey, hey, hey, stop fooling me. Jia Jinpeng, your mother called you home for dinner.

A Who? Who is Jia Jinpeng?

B If you are not Jia Junpeng, then you are just soy sauce.

A Who? Who makes the soy sauce? What a mess.

B Haha, it turns out you are a novice. You have been fooling the audience for so long as soon as you came on stage, and people think you are an Internet expert. You don’t understand a word on the Internet. My little friend, you are so silly and naive.

A Who doesn’t understand? I’m not like you who know a few popular words on the Internet and just talk about them all day long, thinking that I am ‘non-mainstream’.

B If you don’t understand the words on the Internet, just don’t say it. No one will treat you as a mute. If you talk nonsense, people will laugh at you. Ask the audience and friends in the audience if there is someone as handsome as me. 'Non-mainstream'?

How would I describe you? For someone as handsome as you, yes, if you use a very popular word, then you are 'Sister Furong'.

B I am a man. You haven't figured out what men and women are, so you're just talking nonsense.

A Then you are ‘Ruhua’.

B I’m so angry. You’re talking nonsense and I’m going to be very pornographic and violent.

A Haha, you must be anxious because I know more than you.

B You just talk nonsense. Do you understand the meaning of the words? Even if you talk nonsense on stage, you are not afraid of being laughed at by your friends in the audience.

A Hey, hey, you’re not convinced, let’s compete.

B Yes, I just want you to stand out in front of the audience.

A Then let’s see who stands out here today. Let me start by saying, do not call men GG on the internet.

B. Call a woman not MM.

A A single man is not called a single man, but a diamond king.

B A single woman is not called a single woman, but a petty bourgeoisie.

A A frown is not called a frown, it is called "囧".

B If I am not called stupid, I am called ‘槑’ mei.

A If an ugly man is not called an ugly man, he is called a frog.

B An ugly girl is not called an ugly girl but is called a dinosaur.

A Rich people are not called rich people, they are called VIP.

B Those who have no money are not called poor people, they are called the wealthy class.

A. Call me rice porridge if you like it or not.

B If you give a prize, it is not called a prize, it is called a jam.

A, not being able to understand is not called being confused; being unable to understand is called fainting

B, seeing MM is not called seeing MM, it is called appraisal.

A: Support is not called support, but support.

B. Giving opinions is not called giving opinions, it is called making bricks.

A. If you don’t eat it, it’s called eating.

B Eating and drinking is not called eating and drinking, it is called corruption.

A Young people are not called young people, they are called kids.

B. An older woman is not called sister-in-law, but called sister-in-law.

A I heard that it is hard to find a job now. In order to find a good job, there is another ethnic minority called the Kaowan tribe.

B Who said that many college students are "employed" before they graduate.

A I also heard that Chinese football is not good because they don’t practice their ‘akimbo muscles’.

B That’s because they spent all their time practicing ‘push-ups’.

A I heard that society is harmonious now, and prisoners can play "hide and seek" in prison.

B That’s when the Chinese long-distance running team plans to hire ‘Fan Paopao’ as a consultant.

A I heard that the quality of construction is now high, and the buildings can not only stand up but also lie down on, and there are "crispy buildings" in Shanghai.

B Well, now you can use glue to repair bridges. Nanjing has a "bridge sticky".

A I heard that if a man wants to be "popular" this year, he must be "sissy".

B That is, women want to be "hot" this year. You have to know the ‘sheep sound’. Without this function, you would be lonely all your life.

A No wonder I am not popular. It turns out that what I am talking about is not cross talk, but loneliness.

B You are so shocking to me.

A. Please stop being obsessed with me. He is just a legend.

B You’re not done yet.

This one is shorter

A: Would you say people are different?

B: Of course.

A: What’s so good about it?

B: Fortunately, he has personality and special skills!

A: I am different.

B: Why are you different?

A: I am different from you. Whatever you do, I won't do. If you do it, I will do it.

B: You are trying to get into trouble! We have Chinese class, you...

A: I do my math homework.

B: We take social studies class...

A: I take physical education class and go to the playground to practice Shaolin boxing (doing movements).

B: Are you playing monkey? ! We listen carefully in class...

A: I have random thoughts.

B: What are you thinking about?

A: I looked at my watch: ...you said, why don’t the hour hand, minute hand, and second hand move together?

B: Nonsense, if we walk together, they are bicycle wheels.

A: Don’t tell me, one day, I finally figured out the reason why they didn’t go together.

B: Why?

A: Because they have a bad relationship - they are not united.

B: Wrong. Then why did they come together at 12 noon?

A: That - that's them having lunch.

B: Why only eat it for one second?

A: They eat less, can you care?

B: Okay, I’m in a hurry. Have you been thinking so wildly all day?

A: Yes, that’s my big advantage.

B: It’s an advantage. No wonder your academic performance is not high.

A: However, I recently figured out a way to improve my academic performance?

B: Really? You tell me.

A: Let me first talk about its function.

B: Say it quickly.

A: As long as I implement this recipe, I am guaranteed to be extremely smart. I can put all the knowledge in the world into my stomach and eat it!

B: Have you eaten?

A: I will not be ranked first in the class in the exam, but only ranked second in the country.

B: That’s not bad!

A: I am invincible when playing computer games. "Legend" is the highest level I can play.

B: Oops! Awesome enough!

A: The latest level of "Three Kingdoms", I'm not done with it.

I played "Multinational Force", I made dumplings for Bush, Blair, and Saddam, and I unified the world!

B: Oops! You are so good! ! Tell me quickly, what's the recipe?

A: Do you want to know?

B: Think.

A: Really want to know?

B: I really want to know.

A: Don’t be scared if I tell you?

B: It’s okay. I'm so brave! Say it quickly.

A: Let me tell you - I'm going to cut off my head...

B: Huh?

A: Put on the computer again!

B: Is this okay?

A: When you see me in the future, don’t call me by my name.

B: What is it called?

A: A robot that wants to eat!

B: Cough! Reference!

lzThis is what I carefully found and is more suitable for students. I hope you will adopt it