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There is a joke about peeing in the swimming pool. Does anyone know?
He said, "Go! Please go swimming! "
I said, "No!"
He said, "Why?"
I said, "The water is so dirty that they all pee in it."
He said, "Then let's pee in it!"
I said, "No."
Then he went by himself.
Call me after playing for less than half an hour.
He said, "Give me that 300 yuan. I was caught peeing.
I said, "How can anyone arrest me?"
He said: "People pee in the water and I pee on the platform."
The next day, I had no face to sneak in again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me that 300 yuan, and I'm caught peeing again.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Don't mention it. I pee in the water. Yesterday, I was fined 300 yuan and was ignited. I have a yellow line when I pee! "
On the third day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me that 300 yuan, and I'm caught peeing again.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Don't mention it. I caught a cold yesterday and took a shit when I peed."
On the fourth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me that 300 yuan, and I'm caught peeing again.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said: "Don't mention it, I saw a super hot beauty today. What she brought out when she peed was actually a white sticky substance."
On the fifth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me 300 yuan.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Forget it, I peed too much, and the whole pool overflowed."
Me: ". . . . . . . . . "
On the sixth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me 300 yuan.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Don't mention it. People are scared away when I come."
Me: ". . . . . . . . . "
On the seventh day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me 300 yuan.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "When I came, everyone in the swimming pool peed.
Me: ". . . . . . . . . "
On the eighth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me 300 yuan.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Don't mention it. When I came, the manager was scared to pee. "
Me: ". . . . . . . . . "
On the ninth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me 300 yuan.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Don't mention it. I can't pee. People won't let me go. "
Me: ". . . . . . . . . "
On the tenth day, I went again. Call me again in half an hour.
He said, "Give me 300 yuan.
I said, "I caught it again."
He said, "Don't mention it, I haven't peed yet. If people see me again, they will be fined 300 yuan first. "
Me: ". . . . . . . . . "
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