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Excerpt from The Journey to the West's wonderful passage! ! ! Pay attention to the page number! ! !

One summer vacation, I copied some when I was watching Journey to the West. It was purely for fun, so it was unrealistic to indicate the page number. After all, there are many versions of Journey to the West, and the pages of the same version are different. Let me write down the last number. They look empty and useless, walk against the wind, wear clothes and rags, plant a fire with empty hearts, have weak tops and weak waists, and fail to eat. My grandson has been a child since he was a child. -Thirty-one cries can be divided into several types: counting mouths and shouting, howling; Twist to find some tears, that is, sigh. You have to cry with tears in your eyes and have a crying heart to cry. Thirty-nine times, I said, listen: you have come here from afar and are used to killing goblins. If you want to enjoy support, there is no peace. Lend you a seat and stop for a while. After waiting for a long time, it will temporarily get hairy. Your home is very useful on weekdays. Be a quiet Taoist. Today, I can't help but enjoy this filth and be a god who suffers indignities. -forty-four bandits who suffered from the plague, listen! I was beaten seven or eight times by you, and then seven or eight times by you. I was so angry that I almost killed you. Although you go there to sue, I'm really not afraid. The jade emperor knows me, and the heavenly king follows me; Twenty-eight stars are afraid of me, and nine obsidian stars are afraid of me; The county god kneels at me, and Dongyue Tianqi fears me; Yan Jun is my tenth servant, and Lu Wu Cangshen is my afterlife. Regardless of the three realms, five realms and ten squares, you are familiar with me. Tell me when you get there. -56 times