I want a story about someone who can't talk and can joke.

Today, when I was filming Peony Boy, an old man saw that I was aiming at the leftover flowers of the technical head, so he came over and asked curiously, what are you shooting? I replied: flower girl. He asked again: What? I repeated it again, and he seemed to understand. He turned his head and murmured, "Not like people." . I asked loudly: What did you say? He added; I mean, you artists are different from us ordinary people.

2. Take photos at the karaoke bar

A few days ago, I was invited to take photos in a karaoke bar. Continuous shooting has been working since I was busy. Some of the attendees chatted while eating, some drank water, some sang and some danced in pairs ... Although they repeatedly asked me to have a rest, I didn't care.

Suddenly, an afternoon man came and forced me to sit down and handed me a glass of water. A few words later, he invited me to dance in the afternoon. I said no and invited me to sing. I refused again. He said to me, can you take pictures? I turned my head and stared at him. He didn't realize it. Because it was the first time we met and there was no malice, I nodded and went to do my work.

haircut

One day when I was in college, our new foreign teacher went to get a haircut. Foreign teacher: "Please be shorter." (To make a long story short) The barber didn't understand and looked puzzled. The foreign teacher picked up hair clipper on the table and pushed her hair. The barber instantly understood and immediately signaled: "Good!" After waking up, the foreign teacher was shocked to find himself beheaded.

Step 4 eat burning noodles

A foreigner walked into a noodle restaurant and gestured for a long time. Neither the proprietress nor the boss understood what he wanted to eat. At this time, a guest who eats noodles stood up and translated, only to know that foreigners want to eat burning noodles. The couple cooked the noodles and served them. The foreigner picked up chopsticks and ate happily. After a while, the proprietress suddenly said to her boss in horror, "Oh, no, I just put the salt in the sugar by mistake."

The boss was very angry and scolded the proprietress: "You are not careful yourself. You see, he doesn't feel delicious after eating it. What's wrong? " The proprietress looked around and found the guest who had just translated and asked him to explain it to the foreigner. If it tastes bad, she can make him a new one. The guest agreed and went to the foreigner and asked him, "Is it delicious?" (Is it delicious? )

The foreigner gave a thumbs-up excitedly: "Yes! Perfect! " Yes, it's perfect! ), and ate all the noodles with relish, hahahaha! Maybe sweet burning noodles are more suitable for crooked nuts!

5. People and dogs

A friend bought a puppy. In order to be a relaxed "shovel officer", he decided to teach the dog to pee in the toilet. One day, I went to his house to play. As soon as he entered the room, he saw him holding the puppy, squatting next to the squatting pan like a baby, and said to the puppy, "Shh! Shh, shh. Son, be obedient! Hey! " I stood by and couldn't help laughing. I patted my friend on the shoulder and said, "If only the dog could understand you!" " "