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Dr. China, a genius, swore allegiance to the United States in order to get a green card to join the US military. How about now?
As we all know, the green card of every country is very difficult to get, and it can only be obtained smoothly unless there are special contributions, among which China's green card is the most difficult to get in all countries. In addition, the green card in the United States is relatively difficult to get, and because there are more people studying or living in the United States, we can often see similar news about the green card in the United States. For example, some rich people in China, in order to move their families to the United States, usually take money to open the way and directly donate hundreds of millions of yuan to American universities. There are also some high flyers who go to study in the United States, and they must make some special contributions if they want to get a green card in the United States. Before, Grace Gao, a talented woman in Tsinghua, helped the US military decipher China's Beidou satellite, so she was temporarily granted a green card in the United States.
And Zhao Panshu, who we are going to introduce today, is almost the same as Grace Gao. He is bent on getting a green card in the United States, but there are some differences in ways. Zhao Panshu was born in an ordinary family. From an early age, he knew that he had to study hard to change his destiny. In the end, Zhao Panshu did not live up to the expectations of himself and his parents, and got a doctorate from Nankai University. As we all know, Nankai University is one of the top universities in China, and it is very rare to be admitted here and get a doctorate.
Later, like other students, Zhao Panshu chose to study abroad, hoping to get a better professional promotion. However, after living in the United States for some time, he was easily influenced by its culture for some reason, and decided to settle down and live in the United States, obsessed with getting an American green card.
as we said before, it is not easy to get a green card in the United States. Grace Gao, for example, got a green card by deciphering the Beidou civil channel code, but was later taken back because he didn't make more contributions.
Zhao Panshu also knows that it is difficult for him to make achievements through scientific research in a short time, so he set his sights on a "shortcut", that is, joining the army. In the United States, as long as the service time reaches the specified number of years, foreigners can easily get the American green card. And before that, there was a precedent. It was a girl in our country. Because she had tattoos and could not join the army in China, she went to the United States to join the army and successfully got a green card. As if possessed, Zhao Panshu decided to become his dream American citizen as soon as possible by joining the army.
Therefore, Zhao Panshu signed up for the emergency talent recruitment program in the United States in 216. Here, he met many comrades who were "like-minded" like himself, and they started their military career for two years together. Although life in the army was hard, Zhao Panshu persisted. After all, after the end, you can join American citizenship. In the army, Zhao Panshu and his comrades showed their loyalty to the US military and the United States. It's ironic that our own talented doctor decided to be loyal to each other because of his fascination with American culture. But the irony is still behind. After the end of service, you need to pass a background check before you can join American citizenship. However, Zhao Panshu never imagined that he had worked so hard to complete his service and did not pass the so-called background check.
In other words, Zhao Panshu originally thought that he could get a green card after completing his military service, but now he is drawing water with a sieve and getting nothing. Not convinced, he is going to solve the problem through appeal, but why doesn't he think about the system of suing them in the other country? How can people help you as an outsider? Sure enough, Zhao Panshu's appeal also ended in failure.
In addition, he also courted the United States crazily in front of some social platforms and journalists. However, no matter what he does, it is useless. In the other party's view, he is just like a clown. In order to get a green card by hook or by crook, he becomes a joke, even if he takes out his doctorate. Today, Zhao Panshu has completely become a stateless person, facing the risk of being deported from the United States at any time.
To tell the truth, many people are envious of Zhao Panshu's conditions. A doctor from Nankai University, combined with the experience of studying abroad, must be able to live well. However, it happened that I lost myself in the process of studying abroad and didn't really realize what I needed. Is it really an American green card?
In fact, there are quite a few people like Zhao Panshu. Looking back on the last century, how many outstanding scientists in China returned to the embrace of the motherland from other countries after hearing about the founding of New China, just wanting to contribute their own strength to the construction of the motherland. In particular, like Qian Xuesen's predecessors, even after all kinds of hardships, they have to return to the motherland. However, nowadays, many high flyers's who have been trained by ourselves are trying their best to live and work in foreign countries by all means. In contrast, it is embarrassing.
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