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So far, what valuable life experiences have you learned from the lessons again and again?
2. Some people can work in gas stations for a long time and even don't want to change jobs for 10 years.
3. A cup of 15 yuan's milk tea is not much different from 5 yuan's milk tea, but the brand is different.
Being scolded and wronged by the boss at work is also part of the job.
5, many people are unsuccessful in changing careers, and they will not work hard when they have a retreat.
6. The circle of people in a company will also break up from the moment they resign.
7. Don't work for relatives, don't work for relatives, don't work for relatives.
8. If two people want to remain friends, then don't do business together, it's easy to fall out.
9. Poverty is a disease. Some people always want to cure, while others are willing to endure.
10, don't lend money to those who spend money all day, and there will be no money to pay you back.
1 1, there are always some people who bury themselves in their work and can't get promotion and salary increase. Although they are capable, they are helpless.
12, men still have to work hard to buy a house before marriage, which is good for both sides, including future children.
13, there will always be people who don't reply to your messages, not because they are not available, but just don't want to reply.
14, it's no problem to delete friends who haven't contacted for a long time. Maybe someone else has deleted it.
15, looks really matter. A well-dressed person will always leave a good impression, and his words and deeds will get attention from others.
16, don't use any excuse to comfort your laziness. Maybe you can fool others, but life will teach you a profound lesson.
17, don't say anything. Success will be known naturally. Failure will soon be known.
18, colleagues try not to talk about their private affairs. It was just a cooperative relationship at that time, and not many people were interested.
19, there are always people who get up earlier than us, and there are always people who work harder than us. Naturally, we succeed, but we have been mediocre.
20. What you said can't be taken back, and it has become a completely different meaning under the spread of others. So be careful what you say.
2 1, people who drop out of school prematurely often regret not studying more all their lives, so that they are so hard now.
22, don't talk about leadership with colleagues, maybe the leader will know soon.
23. Don't speak ill of yourself casually. Although others will sympathize, there will always be people who will tell jokes behind their backs.
24. People who spend in advance always seem to have a good life. In fact, it takes a long time to pay off, but we just don't know it.
25. It's realistic to teach an apprentice to starve to death, but it's right to always leave a way out for yourself.
26. Many people will choose an industry and keep doing it. In the end, they will have no choice but to endure everything silently. Therefore, if you are still young and choose more other industries, life will not be so single.
27. Give credit to the leader first, and then get a promotion and a raise.
28. The era of getting rich by hard work has passed, and more depends on courage.
29. Luck is also a strength. When there is no luck, everything goes wrong, which has nothing to do with ability.
30. There are not so many rich second generation in life, so we can only try to be the parents of the rich second generation.
3 1, after the age of love, then try to make money, no one will always think about romance, but more need bread.
32. It is a wonderful thing to marry someone you love.
33. Marriage and divorce only take a few minutes, but they can affect a person's life.
34. Some people will choose not to love themselves, but the other person loves to get married, because being loved will also be a kind of happiness.
35, occasionally know how to pretend to understand, but also get the favor of others in the workplace.
36. If you want to know your partner's true personality, you should look at each other's family. Parents are children's first teachers, and they are real people.
37. Women who do nothing and often run away from home often have a bad relationship with their mother-in-law, which is relatively strong and beyond their husbands' control.
38. Don't take away what others give you easily. There is always something waiting for you.
39. There will always be regrets in life, and marriage is even more reluctant. Then do more things you want to do while you are young, and there will be fewer and fewer opportunities in the future.
40. Don't quarrel with others easily outside, lose your temper and be looked down upon. No one will like a person with this personality.
4 1, out of society, there will be no people who are good to you for no reason. After all, everyone is very busy, and there is a purpose for this.
42. Sometimes it is better to complain than to work hard, and gradually you will get more and more lucky.
Only by looking at your savings can you know how much effort you need to make to catch up with your current living standard.
44. Stay away from those who complain easily. After a long time, you will become like that.
45. When you go to eat fast food, don't order the food in the upper right corner. It is often left over, just put it in the corner and be ready to dump it.
46. Don't let others think you are easy to talk to, there will be many things waiting for you.
47. Don't change yourself in order to integrate into the collective. People who slowly lose their independent personality will really become more and more mediocre.
48. Everyone has a mouth. If you use it well, life will be smooth sailing. If it doesn't work well, it will always be smooth. It can be seen that speaking is also a superb knowledge.
49. Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, but you can praise others behind their backs. Even if it reaches that person's ear, it will increase the goodwill.
50, a bottle of drink, a cigarette, really can have better interpersonal communication.
While the iron is hot, you need to be hard. A society with people is a society full of competition. As long as you are strong enough and outstanding in business, you will still stand out from the competition. Regardless of the wind and rain, regardless of flying shoes, you still have your own market.
A lot of skills are not pressed down. Opportunities are often given to those who are prepared. Only when a person has solid theoretical knowledge and super professional skills can he have a place in society. However, for better development and higher level, it is necessary to master some practical skills and obtain some common certificates. This will have a broader development field.
1, don't expect others to help you, convince yourself and grow yourself. This is the greatest success in life.
Don't say what you think. If you meet an unreasonable person, then your speech is the laughing stock of others.
No one in this world wants you to live a good life except your parents, so pay attention to your words and deeds and try not to cause unnecessary trouble.
4, the workplace is that you dig a hole to let me jump, I dig a hole to let you jump, and those who can't dig a hole will always be the bottom employees.
5. Shopping malls are battlefields. Without ruthless, they will never become a climate, and they can only be slaughtered.
6. Those who regard customers as gods will eventually close down, those who regard customers as friends will eventually part ways, and those who regard customers as customers will eventually prosper.
7. There are fewer visits between relatives, less enthusiasm, more suspicion and more gossip.
8. The lent money is the spilled water, which can't be recovered. Even if it recovers, it will be scarred.
9. Don't touch a person's bottom line easily, because it is the last line of defense in a person's heart. Once touched, the consequences are unimaginable.
10, don't take the body seriously. When you lie in bed, you will know that how much money you earn is superfluous.
1 1. Don't brag that your friends are all over the world. Only when you are in adversity can you realize what a friend is.
12, don't say you have many relatives. When you are lying in a hospital bed, you will know how many relatives you have.
13, how much wealth you have is not your own, and how many luxury houses and luxury cars you have are not yours. When you die, these things belong to others.
14, don't write your grievances on your face, no one will sympathize with you, but many people will watch your jokes.
15, it's really hard to start from scratch. Without background, it is really difficult to start a business. Never give up is the sail that supports the plate.
1. Life choice is more important than hard work;
2. All roads lead to Rome, and some people were born in Rome;
Being kind to others may not always pay off, but we should insist on being kind to others.
4. Relying on the mountain will fall, relying on everyone to run back, relying on yourself is the most reliable;
1. When people reach middle age, they hate nothing but poverty and fear nothing but old age. Loneliness and emptiness need qualified people to say.
Money makes the mare go. If you are poor, no one knows you.
3. In any industry, the left is king.
When the tuyere comes, pigs can fly.
5. "wine is not a good thing, but there is nothing better than wine in the world." If you are an alcoholic, sometimes you should believe a little. What you vomit after drinking is often the truth.
6. Any joke is a bit serious.
7. Your salary includes being angry with your boss and looking at his face.
8. Don't talk about leadership with colleagues. The leader has undercover in the company.
9. Everyone's luck counts. Don't spend it all.
10 while the iron is hot, you still need to be hard. You have no skills. It's no use knowing anyone.
1 1. Choice is more important than effort. Don't use tactical diligence to cover up strategic laziness.
12, shopping malls are like battlefields. A man who will make a great achievement will never become a climate if he is not ruthless.
13, there must always be an appropriate boundary between people, and don't reveal your heart to anyone.
14, doing business means that people don't have me, people have me, and people have me to serve.
15, there is no such thing as a free lunch. People who are greedy for free lunches become other people's leeks.
16, the early bird gets the worm.
17, life is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat.
18, life is like a passing white horse, which is fleeting. Don't be vain, my head is empty and I'm sad.
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