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Release frogs

My grandparents, uncles and aunts are coming to my house for dinner today. Early in the morning, my mother and I went to the market to buy food. There are many fresh vegetables and lively fish and shrimp in the market. Walking past the booth, we gradually carried a lot of vegetables in our hands.

Suddenly I saw a booth surrounded by many people, so my mother and I squeezed in. "This winter, there are people selling frogs." "Yes, buy them back to make them look fresh." Uncles and aunts are talking about buying some to entertain guests.

"Gung, gung, gung," the poor frog cried in the bag, as if to ask me for help. What should I do?

Mom seems a little tempted, too. I pulled my mother's clothes. "Mom, do you want to buy frogs, too?" Mom smiled and said, "Frogs are very nourishing. Grandpa likes them best. Buy them and try them." "But frogs are beneficial insects and guardians of crops. We should protect it. " Mother said, "Silly boy, what do you suggest?"

I discussed it with my mother, and my mother pretended to talk to that person, which delayed the time. As for me, I quickly ran to the door of the food market, dragged my uncle the administrator there and said to him, "That man sells frogs." So the administrator uncle took the boss away.

My mother and I were very happy. We lifted the bags containing frogs and put them back in the river. Frogs plopped into the river and looked at their distant backs. My heart was sweeter than eating honey.