A longer joke.

1, "I learned to swim after only using your lifebuoy once", "Thank you for your compliment" and "You are too modest, this lifebuoy is flat at the sight of water, so I have to swim as hard as I can".

A Dai failed in the exam, so he sent a telegram to his brother to make his father ready. After a while, my brother called back: Dad is ready. Now please be prepared.

3. During the Gulf War, an old submarine floated on the coast, and an old man with white hair climbed out and asked: Is the war over? Others said: still play! The old man sighed: Damn Hitler! Then he retreated to the submarine.

The kindergarten art teacher drew an apple on the blackboard. "What is this?" "Ass!" ... "what?" "Ass!" ... the art teacher went to the director in tears. The headmaster came to the classroom, looked at the blackboard and asked, "Who drew an ass to bully the teacher? ! "

5. One day, the hunter took his hounds up the mountain to hunt. When he reached the mountainside, the hunter found a black bear. The hunter was so proud that he raised his gun and pointed it at the black bear. At this time, the black bear found out and stood up in fear and said, don't shoot! Don't shoot!

The hunter was frightened by this move, fled to the bottom of the mountain with his hounds, stopped by a tree, and gasped, scared me to death! Black bears can talk! The hound said, yes, yes! Scared me to death!