It's worth watching a cold joke.

1, classmate a got married, and a group of old classmates decided to make an idea together to make trouble in the bridal chamber. As a result, he didn't move until the end. Everyone was surprised. After two days, A claimed to break up with him in the group. Originally, originally! This product is drugged in toast. The groom's cup is Viagra and the bride's cup is croton!

2. After lunch in the canteen, several buddies walked together in the park and passed by a group of girls. I said to wheat. Do you think long hair looks like HR in our company? Wheat asked:? Which is long hair, big eyes and round face? Which one is it? The one with big breasts? Oh! She! I didn't notice my face just now. Now that you mention it, it's a bit like it! ?

3. Watching the news in the dormitory and seeing a gay couple getting married, the roommate asked: Really? Really! Man or woman? Dude. Fortunately, it's a man, and the woman is losing a lot!

4. Because youtube changed the rules, the video must be clicked and played for a certain period of time before it can be counted as a click, which led to the record-breaking' Korean brainwashing song'? Brother is Jiangnan style? (The number of hits of Divine Comedy exceeded 400 million) dropped from the first place to 100. ......

5. The world is fair. Although many people have things we don't have, such as money, love, power, fame, luxury cars, watches, villas, michel platini, mistresses, beautiful women and good figure. . . . But, on the other hand, we also have a lot of things that they don't have? Mortgage, car loan, debt, obesity, fatty liver, cervical spondylosis, acne, flat chest. . .

6、? All the roads here have been named by scientists. Fiona Fang, what do you think of your honor? There must be a big conspiracy! ? Well, you see, China scientists are in the east-west direction, and foreign scientists are in the north-south direction. In other words, foreign scientists are nothing! ? My Lord, what a good god! ?

7、? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I said no, no,no. I asked no, no,no. I said no, no,no. Don't ask me in the future. It's none of my business! Well, you can take CET-8. ......

8. Having a meeting after overtime to lower IQ proved to be brain-damaged, and having a meeting also proved to be brain-damaged. An American experiment shows that? Brainstorm? Group meetings like this have led to a significant decline in the intelligence of the participants. The reason may be that subtle social signals in the team make them eager to perform well. Will they use their brains partially? Transfer? Maintain team status. Will competition make us lose some intelligence? Maybe the results of many meetings are not necessarily the best.

9. Nothing in this world is necessary, everything is forced.

10 finally the doctor married the detective, and the detective asked the doctor: Are you happy to marry me? The doctor said: If I don't marry you, how can my surname be Fu?

1 1, introduce a word to you? hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia？ , which means long word phobia.

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