When cabbage meets pig? !

Chinese cabbage is the most common vegetable in northern winter. It is a juicy seasonal vegetable. Fried, stir-fried, stewed, cooked or cold, mixed with meat and vegetables, you can make it in any way without hesitation. Just like a woman, she is virtuous and has no regrets. After years of cooking, she becomes more flavorful.

Pigs can survive anywhere, they are honest and honest, and they forget to eat and not fight. Because Zhu Bajie has another hat of a womanizer. Food and sex are also factors. Isn't it a man's nature to be greedy and lustful? He not only eats from the bowl, but also looks at the pot.

When cabbage meets pig, the original homophonic meaning is "I wish you fortune". Now it is being ridiculed and there is something new to say.

This year’s winter is not too cold. Looking at the bright sun outside the window, I think of a joke a friend told me when I was enjoying the cool weather in the summer. It was a joke, but after hearing it, I laughed harder than I cried.

My friend is the leader of the unit. He is usually stern and reserved. In my eyes, he is a very serious and taciturn person. I am silently in awe of him in my heart. That night, I remember that he was about to be transferred from work, so a few friends got together for a small farewell. Maybe it was a private party, maybe he was a little tipsy. This was the one time in my memory that he talked more.

Since both of our families are girls, we couldn’t help but talk about our children when we were talking and laughing. His girl had already gone to college in other places, was about to graduate, and was about to find employment, marriage, and love, so she asked her about her child's current situation.

Tiehan also has tenderness. When the girl went to school away from home for the first time, he went to see her off at the airport. After passing the security check at the airport, you couldn't enter the hotel again. Looking at the back of the child dragging the suitcase, I really wanted my daughter to turn around and take another look. She opened her mouth a few times and tried not to scream. My eyes looked at the farther and farther back, which became increasingly unclear, as if I had been running around beside me since I was a child, chasing my inseparable shadow all day long, and suddenly lost it without the sunlight. It wasn't until he couldn't see the figure that disappeared in the crowd that he suddenly felt a little cold on his face. When he touched it with his hand, his blurry eyes were already wet, so he turned around cruelly. On the way back from the airport, the heart-wrenching separation instantly made me miss each other. In fact, they had just separated.

In the emotional part, the story of cabbage and pig is told: the daughter is like a cabbage raised by oneself. If it doesn't grow up, it will be a worry, but when it grows up, it will become a heartache. It was the first time that Baicai's father heard that his daughter had a boyfriend. He felt like a farmer uncle who had worked hard all season to grow cabbage but was eaten by pigs. He felt sorry for his own jade cabbage, but it was turned into rotten cabbage in someone else's field. , heart, hurt to the extreme and weak.

When the pig’s father heard that his son had a girlfriend for the first time, he felt like the pig he had worked so hard to raise finally became a cabbage. In my imagination, I already had a good-quality Chinese cabbage in front of me. It was delicate, fresh, and attractive, just as juicy as the cabbage I had grown up with back then. After finishing speaking, he pretended to swat the mosquitoes flying in his face and wiped the tears from his eyes.

Although they all smiled, there was a hint of unnoticeable sadness in their smiles. Maybe you are also thinking about your own pigs and cabbages. What kind of cabbages and pigs will you encounter in the future!?

Back when I was a fresh cabbage, my dad might also be thinking, when will a pig come to harvest the cabbage? This cabbage is going to rot in the ground, come on. The pig must have swallowed this cabbage.

The pig really came, and exactly ninety-nine days later, the pig would take the cabbage for himself. But Dad asked, why are you in such a hurry to get married? You should take care of yourself.

In fact, the pig is really getting older and can’t afford to wait anymore...

So, the question is, why do pigs like to eat cabbage? After careful meditation, I summarized a few points:

1: Cabbage is fresh, tastes good, nutritious, and can be integrated into all foods.

Two: Cabbage has no protective power and will be arched at will. Why don't pigs bow to roses? Because roses have thorns in their mouths, and they can’t lift them without a protective mask!

Three: Pigs do not follow rules. As long as there is cabbage, if they see the right opportunity, they will definitely eat it when they are hungry.

Four: Cabbage may not like pigs being bullied by pigs. If it rots in their own land, the parents who raise cabbage will be angry to death. If it rots in other people's land, it will be nourished by pig manure! In the end, it’s all rotten cabbage and clappers. It’s better to be fucked by a pig! It’s better than pissing off your parents to death.

If a pig gentleman encounters a good cabbage, he will think that such a good cabbage must be worth a lot of money. Can he afford it?

What would a treacherous pig think if he encountered an ordinary cabbage? If I don’t do it, other pigs will do it too. If I don’t do it, I won’t do it!

Once upon a time, if a good cabbage was placed in front of you, would you hold it back? If you don’t do it, the pig next to you will definitely do it!

So, one good cabbage after another was knocked over by the pigs.

Perhaps every man has been in such a situation. The choice of delicate roses and fresh and practical cabbage is inevitably dazzling. Maybe there are more than roses and cabbage, there are more...

The red rose with thorns that the blood-sucking book married, withered after being burned by smoke and fire, turned into a stain on the wall that cannot be wiped off Mosquito blood. The cabbage in my heart is still the elegant white light of "the bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground".

The cabbage that is taken as one’s own becomes a piece of rotten cabbage over time, like a rice scab stuck to clothes that cannot be removed. The red rose in my heart is still like the bloody sunset, it has become a cinnabar mole imprinted on my heart forever.

Perhaps every woman has had in her heart a prince holding flowers and riding a white horse, coming to marry her into the palace of her dreams. In the end, Cinderella's glass slipper ran out of time, but in the end she was swallowed by the pig's tusks. As for Rose's heart, I don't even bother to worry about it anymore. The pain that requires a tortoise's hard shell as armor to withstand the pain is not something a pig can bear.

To be honest, pigs are really attracted to all the cabbage in the hall and kitchen, just because pigs are honest, greedy and lustful.

When cabbage meets pig, the cabbage feeds the pig, and the pig raises cabbage, they complement each other, and there is only "I wish you a fortune"!

The pig thinks about the cabbage that he planted in his own land. In the end, not only the whole family was fed, but the cabbages were also produced, which were thriving and full of vitality. That's not to worry about the delicate and beautiful rose. She didn't know that she was going to prick that bastard with his own armor with all the thorns on her body. She couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

Time is like pig feed, but also a kitchen knife...

Now, that cabbage has been boiled in the tepid days, and the leaves have been cut off. , although it is completely unrecognizable, pigs are used to eating it, and they can't live without this bite. With a fat belly, he was still circling the cabbage with a strange hum.

Don’t look down on cabbage and pigs anymore!

Because:

Pig and cabbage are better than roses!

It’s better to have pigs in the cabbage than to rot in the ground!