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Reading classical Chinese without spending a penny.
The story of Nothing:
A monkey died, saw the keeper of the underworld, and asked for a replacement. The king said, "If you want to be a man, you must pull out all your hair." Which means you have to ask the hag to pull it out. Pull one out and the monkey can't help crying. The king smiled and said, "How can you be a man without money?" -"Laughing Forest"
A monkey saw the death of Yan and asked to be reincarnated. "Since you want to be a person, you need to pull out all your hair." So (Yan) asked the hag to pluck the monkey's hair. Just after pulling out one, the monkey could not help crying. Yan smiled and said, "Look at you, you can't even pull out a hair. How can it be a person? "
Excerpt from Baidu
I don't have any money. In classical Chinese, I expressed Mencius with all my heart in more detail: "Andy takes it for me, and draws a point to benefit the world, not for me."
The story of Nothing:
A monkey died. He met Hades and asked for a human body. The king said, "If you want to be a man, you must pull out all your hair." Then he told Hag to pluck the monkey's hair. The monkey couldn't help crying as soon as he picked one. The king of hell smiled. "Look at you, you can't even pull up a hair. How can you be a man?" ? "-"Laughing Forest "
A monkey saw the prince after he died and asked for reincarnation. The prince said, "since you want to be a man, you need to pull out all your hair." So (Rebecca) asked the witch to pluck the monkey's hair. As soon as one was pulled out, the monkey couldn't help screaming in pain. The prince smiled and said, "Look at you, you can't even pull out a hair. How can you be a man? "
In classical Chinese, "nothing" means "nothing", which originally meant "don't lift a finger". Now it is used to describe being very stingy and selfish.
original text
A monkey saw Yan after his death and asked to be reincarnated. The king of hell said, "since you want to be a man, you need to pull out all your hair." . "Then he called hag to pluck the monkey's hair. The monkey couldn't help crying as soon as he picked one. Yan laughed. "Look at you, even reluctant to pull up a hair, how to behave? " ? "
translate
A monkey died and went to see the keeper in the underworld, begging him to be reincarnated. Hades said, "Since you want to be a man, you must pull out your hair." Say that finish, ask the hag to pluck the hair from the monkey. As soon as it was pulled out, the monkey couldn't help screaming in pain. Hades smiled and said, "Look, you can't even get a hair off. How can it be a person? "
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