Funny humorous jokes and wonderful stories.

Funny and humorous jokes, wonderful stories, 6 1 teenage Sanders often worries about many things. He often feels sorry for his mistakes; After handing in the examination papers, I often can't sleep in the middle of the night for fear that I won't pass the exam. He always thinks about what he has done and hopes that he has not done it; I always recall what I said and regret not saying it better.

One morning, the whole class came to the science lab. Mr. Paul? Dr. Brandwell put a bottle of milk on the edge of the table. Everyone sat down and looked at the bottle of milk, wondering what it had to do with this physical health class.

After a while, Paul? Dr. Brandwell suddenly stood up, slammed the milk bottle into the sink and shouted, "Don't cry for spilled milk."

Then he told everyone to go to the pool and have a good look at the spilled milk bottle.

"Take a good look," he said to everyone. "I hope everyone can remember this lesson for life. This bottle of milk is missing-you can see it has leaked out. No matter how anxious and complaining, there is no way to save another drop. As long as you use a little thought and take preventive measures first, that bottle of milk can be recovered. But it's too late now. What we can do now is to forget it, put this matter behind us and focus on the next thing. "

Truth: Don't cry for spilled milk. I believe that when you cross the bridge, you will actively face the next thing.

One sunny morning, Ceng Zi's wife finished washing and put on a clean blue cloth, ready to go to the market to buy something. She didn't go far from home, and her son kicked her out from behind in tears, clamoring to follow. The child is not big, and the market is far from home, so it is inconvenient to take him. So Ceng Zi's wife said to her son, "Go back and wait at home. I'll be back as soon as I finish shopping. Don't you like to eat pig's trotters and pork intestines stew? I'll kill the pig and cook it for you when I come back. " This also works. Hearing this, the son immediately quieted down and watched his mother leave alone.

When Ceng Zi's wife came back from the market, she heard the sound of catching pigs in the yard before she set foot in the house. When she walked in the door, she saw that it was Ceng Zi, and she was preparing to kill the pig to make good food for her son. She hurried forward to stop Zhang Da and said, "There are only a few pigs at home, and they are all killed on holidays. How can you take my words of coaxing children seriously? " Ceng Zi said, "You can't lie in front of the children. They are young and ignorant, they often learn knowledge and listen to their parents. If we say anything to deceive him now, it is tantamount to teaching him to deceive others in the future. Although the mother can fool the child for a while, she won't believe her when she knows that she has been cheated. In this way, it will be difficult for you to educate your children. " Ceng Zi's wife felt that her husband's words were very reasonable, so she sincerely helped Ceng Zi to kill pigs, remove hair, remove bones and cut meat. Soon, Ceng Zi's wife cooked a sumptuous dinner for her son.

Ceng Zi told people by example that in order to do a good job, even for children, you should keep your word and be honest. Example is more important than example.

All parents should be as honest as Mr. and Mrs. Ceng Zi and influence their children and the whole society with their own actions.

There was a man in the Sui Dynasty who pulled a cart full of black beans to Beijing to sell. The man trudged along with the cart. When he reached the end of the road, he accidentally stepped on a dirt road and tripped. This is not good. The car behind him lost its balance and fell to the ground. Cars full of black beans were also poured into the water. He got up from the ground, looked at the black beans in the water and worried, when can a person catch so many beans? After thinking for a while, he decided to go home and let his family help him catch beans. So he stopped thinking about it, left the car and beans and left.

As soon as the man left, the people above him began to talk: "I wonder when he will come back this time." It's a pity that so many beans were washed away by water. Why don't we take them back? " So everyone began to work together, noisily fishing for beans. In a short time, they all fished away, leaving no one behind.

Soon after, the bean truck returned to the overturned place. There are thousands of tadpoles chasing and playing in the water. The man thinks this is his bean and wants to take it out of the water. As soon as I went down, the tadpoles knew that someone was coming, and all of them swam away in an instant. This man is so strange, he just stood for a long time and couldn't figure it out. He sighed and said to himself, "Black beans, black beans, even if you don't know me, how can I not know you?" -Why do you suddenly have a tail? "

Interesting humorous joke, wonderful story 6 4 An octopus can weigh 70 pounds. However, such a huge guy's body is very soft, so soft that he can squeeze himself into almost any place he wants to go.

Octopus has no spine, which allows it to pass through a hole the size of a silver coin. Their favorite thing to do is to hide their bodies in conch shells. When fish and shrimp come near, bite off their heads, inject venom, paralyze them to death, and then have a full meal. For other creatures in the ocean, it is one of the most terrible animals.

However, humans have a way to subdue it. Fishermen have mastered the nature of octopus. They string small bottles together with ropes and sink to the bottom of the sea. As soon as the octopus saw the small bottle, it scrambled to get in, no matter how small or narrow the bottle was.

As a result, these invincible octopuses have become prisoners in bottles, fishermen's prey and delicious food on human tables. What imprisoned the octopus? Is it a bottle? No, if you put the bottle into the sea, it can't walk, let alone take the initiative to catch it. They imprisoned the octopus. They go further and further towards the narrowest road, no matter how dark it is, even if it is a dead end.

Truth: In our work and life, we often encounter many fetters and fetters, and there is nothing we can do about it. I don't know that it is not others who imprison us, but ourselves, our unhealthy mentality and extreme attitude.

Funny joke, wonderful story 6 5 Every weekend, anglers will come to this lake surrounded by mountains to fish. But most of them don't want to apply for fishing licenses, so cats and mice are often played by the lake.

This weekend, several young people came to the lake to fish. As soon as they put down the hook, an inspector jumped out of the Woods and rushed at them. At this time, a young man with red hair quickly put down his fishing rod and ran away. Seeing this scene, the inspector immediately caught up. The young man ran very fast, and the inspectors who followed him were not to be outdone. After running in the Woods for more than ten minutes, the young man finally stopped and sat on the grass.

The inspector stepped forward and grabbed him by the collar, panting and said to him, "Good boy, I finally caught you. Let me see your fishing license! " "

Who is an idiot young man looked at him, cheekily took out his wallet, took out a fishing license from it and handed it to him.

The inspector carefully checked his license, and then said to him in distress situation, "You are a complete idiot. Why did you run?" ? You have a fishing license, fool! "

"You are a fool. I have a permit, but my friend doesn't! " The young man with red hair grinned.

Funny and humorous jokes, excellent stories, six fairy tales when I was a child, saying that cats are half-hearted in fishing. The first time I went fishing, I saw a butterfly flying, so I chased it. The butterfly flew away without catching a fish. The second time I went fishing, I saw a rabbit and ran after it, but I didn't catch any fish. At home, mother cat criticized the kitten for catching fish and warned it to fish wholeheartedly. So, the kitten learned the skills of fishing, and then went fishing and caught a bucket full.

It is said that the story of kitten becoming a master fisherman spread all over the mountains within a few days, and tigers among animals also heard about it. Immediately call animals to invite kittens into the mountains, and promote the little anchor as "Minister of Fisheries". The kitten is very proud and works hard. They catch more and more fish, and they are often rewarded by tigers. They are also given the privilege of being above all animals under one beast, and they have everything they need every day.

The animals in the mountain forest saw this and were not convinced. Sparrows, in particular, want to learn fishing skills like kittens and get the position of kittens.

So, the next morning, the sparrow came to the pond and imitated the kitten to fish. It thought: wait and see, after I catch a lot of fish, I can get a promotion. At that time, the privilege of the kitten will be mine!

The sparrow smiled at the idea. The kitten kept persuading the sparrow that fishing would be dangerous, but the sparrow wouldn't listen and raised the fishing rod and threw it into the pond. At this time, sparrows and fishing rods were planted in the pond together. The sparrow covered in water never flew over again. The kitten said with a smile, "Birds used to eat insects. If you come fishing, you must kill yourself!" " "

On this earth, nothing can go against the laws of nature, otherwise there will be no good consequences.