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From the time he/Kloc-made his debut in the national team at the age of 0/7, I knew that he elbowed the red card because the other side was maliciously defending. That boy's mental state is not good, and he didn't use a serious blade to be competitive. Later, he experienced the embarrassment of being dwarfed by Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo on the podium, and was hailed as the first 2B youth in football. That hilarious photo has become the eternal laughingstock of football. I really doubt it's the referee. The laughter of the audience also cast a huge shadow on Xixi's future psychology. This is just a guess. Ibrahimovic's joining Barcelona is inefficient. As a right wing, Xixi is not willing to assist Ibrahimovic. Ibrahimovic also complained that Messi was too independent and Xixi volunteered to play in the middle. Guardiola finally drove Ibrahimovic away, but Messi was the mastermind and initiator behind it. Pedro's departure is Pedro's rise, but Pedro listens to Messi more. He's totally around Messi, built for Messi. As for later, Xixi was completely spoiled by Guardiola. Guardiola actually said: The loss of the team depends on whether Messi is happy or not. Messi is happy because he plays well, and Messi is unhappy because his teammates are not playing well, which is even more detrimental to Xixi's growth. A dark, autistic and spoiled child was born. Later, he cursed the motherland and was attacked by fans in his hometown, abusing teammates, glaring, caddying and swearing. In the end, Guardiola got what he deserved. I love these Barcelona players so much that I can't bear to say that some stars have made mistakes, he said in an interview when he left. Cece's only pride in football is his triple fatherly love. His father Jorge has become a scapegoat for tax evasion, and his second biological parent Guardiola has completely given up Xixi. The only Platini is true fatherly love. The whole team is built for one person. In history, only Napoli in Diego Maradona and Barcelona in Messi have won the Serie A championship called "Little World Cup". Barcelona took Messi as the world champion lineup, relying on michel platini to win six championships. This is the difference. The first part: I thought the king of the ball was dirty when I elbowed and dived, but I was selfish and autistic. Part II: Looking at the current tax evasion, the dutiful son is happy, saying that silly fans are stupid forks. Horizontal approval: set each other off into splendor ... Bayern fans stay.