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Composition "the gap between my classmates and me"

The gap between people is sometimes as thin as paper and sometimes as solid as a mountain. Just like this, the children of rich families don't understand the situation of poor families at all, just like this joke: rich families are pampered and pampered, and one day, the wind is biting. The rich man saw a beggar passing a thin layer of clothes at his door. The rich man asked his men, "Why does this man tremble without clothes in winter?" After the story is finished, the gap between people is not just these, and then let's give an example around us.

One day, Meng Meng was walking in the street. Soon, one of his classmates came. Little v (that is, me) passed by. His classmate code is A, and one of his classmates said to Meng Meng, "What are you doing? I haven't seen you on QQ these two days! " Meng Meng replied: "By the way, I am busy reviewing these days! What can I do for you? "

"Nothing, I want to borrow your homework copy. I have been busy playing these two days. Can I give you some money? " I was first stunned ... "Huh? You didn't do your homework? Ok! " After that, the boy in the uniform of No.13 Middle School took out his homework. Sure enough, classmate A gave him twenty dollars. Meng Meng took 20 dollars and left. I saw it. I was angry, and then I saw him go to the Internet cafe. He was only sixteen years old, and the Internet cafe let him in.

Under my personality, I am very sad to know such a friend. Soon, another person came, huh? Isn't this Xiao Liang? What is he doing? I went to ask him, and he told me, "Our teacher asked us to do extracurricular practical activities, and these days let us sell newspapers and so on. By the way, what are you doing? "

"Me? Nothing, by the way, let me ask, I can't do the problem on page XX of Big Ben. Can you teach us? "

"good!" Xiao Liang took a bite and agreed. "First ... then ...! "After chatting for a while, he was sweating profusely, but he didn't tell me the answer, only the method.