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Students introduce themselves with interesting humor.
On the first day of our new school, we will introduce ourselves, so how can we introduce ourselves humorously and naturally? The following is my collection of funny and humorous self-introductions of students. Welcome to read the reference. Please continue to pay attention to the self-introduction column for more information.
Students' humorous self-introduction
I am a hydrogen molecule, and I am very light, so put me in a balloon and the balloon can fly. But my brother and sister can burn it, so be safe when playing with me.
I am an oxygen molecule, and I can make many things change. For example, if you want to set fire, you can't do it without my participation. My brothers and sisters are very lively and occasionally do some damage. Look at the rusty copper and iron. Are they all ours? Masterpiece? .
I am a hydrogen atom. Generally, you can't see me, because I always appear in molecular form in pairs.
I am an oxygen atom, and I also have a name? Active oxygen? As this nickname says, I am very lively. I don't like being alone No matter who I meet, I like being with it.
Students' humorous self-introduction
[confident bow]
Hello, everyone, my name is XXX, and you can call me XX (it's a bit silly here).
I graduated from a school, and like everyone else, I am very excited to see so many new faces.
It is our fate to get along well with everyone in the next X years.
My character ...
In these three years, we will trust each other and have no worries.
Share happiness or pain together for the sake of college entrance examination results.
I hope to live in harmony with everyone, work together and spend three years in high school happily and fully!
Students' humorous self-introduction
Hey, everybody, I'm xxx,
As a young man, I like sports as much as most boys, and I like basketball (whatever it is) best.
For me, there are three noes to making friends. Some people will ask, why not?
That's it? Without affectation? Not melodramatic? No grandstanding? .
I see these three elements in your bright eyes. I flattered a little.
As freshmen, we are all blind lambs, and we still hope that everyone will gather firewood.
A chopstick keeps folding, or something [smile here].
Alas, new classmates are like old friends, and they can't finish what they want to say. ...
Let's end with a sentence from Uncle Zhao. Hey, ten thousand words are omitted here?
Students' humorous self-introduction
Hello, everyone. I miss you very much.
I look forward to the day of school as much as Zhu Ziqing.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention my name is xxx (turn around and write it on the blackboard).
You can call me by my nickname in a friendly way. As for what it is, guess for yourself. Hey hey.
Although I am ugly, I am a warm-hearted person. I hope you can ask me for help when you are in trouble.
I don't remember what I look like, but I have to remember my name, okay?
We hope that Qi Xin will achieve great success together, right?
Ok, not much to say, I hope everyone can help each other in the future, don't forget that I am an enthusiastic person!
Students' humorous self-introduction
[You can be lively at this time, but don't be as crazy as salted fish]
Dear students and teachers, hello, I'm xXX from XX Primary School.
I'm glad to meet you. I think we will know each other.
My character? I have a wide range of hobbies and like to make friends. I hope we can all be friends who talk about everything.
We will spend our third year together. I hope everyone can help each other and achieve us on the next level!
Students' humorous self-introduction
Self-introduction is always accompanied by wisecracks.
Humorous introduction can not only make everyone easy to accept, but also make everyone not nervous when the atmosphere is active.
Let me introduce myself. When I am nervous, I tremble. People will think you stutter!
Students' humorous self-introduction
Hello, my name is xxx, and my daughter 16 years old.
I have many small problems, and God knows we will be bound by fate.
Okay, what about you? Admit it. We are destined to be friends!
? High-profile work, low-key life? Is my code of conduct,
So sometimes it will be a little melodramatic, I hope everyone will take care of it.
Little girl, I am lively and cheerful (humorous children's * * *), with a wide range of hobbies and love to make friends.
Three years is neither long nor short, and we will see each other's decline or progress.
Okay, let's not talk about it. A word? (pause here) Don't call at this time. When will you call?
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