What did you learn from "Water from the Donkey"?

Although movies that are too relaxed look refreshing, they are inevitably frivolous; Movies with profound thoughts are thought-provoking, but they are too depressing after watching them. The film "The Water of the Donkey" is the kind of black humor I just like, with novel plot, humorous dialogue and no lack of thought. There are no stars in this movie, they are all strange new faces, and the new faces with excellent acting skills are actually easier for the audience to enter the play. The background of the story is that during the Republic of China, in a poor rural area, the headmaster with a beautiful vision of revitalizing rural education led three teachers to establish Sanmin Primary School. Because of the poor teaching conditions, the headmaster tried his best to fabricate an empty name "Lv Deshui" (homonym "donkey gets water", and the donkey raised by the headmaster's daughter is called "water") and reported it to the Ministry of Education, so that the four of them could get five salaries. Who knows that one day, the Commissioner of the Ministry of Education came down to check the situation of teacher Lu Deshui. In this case, teachers and principals are anxious. In order to get away with it, they had to make up lies again and again, and a series of human tragedies occurred in the process.

Principal: Those who achieve great things are informal?

In the movie, the old headmaster's favorite sentence is: those who achieve great things are informal. He chanted this sentence and made up "Lu Deshui", a fake teacher in name only, who led the teachers to eat empty salaries; He chanted this sentence, went to secretly look through the Ombudsman's wallet and peek at the documents; He recited this sentence and acquiesced that Zhao Yiman was insulted and beaten by the coppersmith's daughter-in-law and bullied by everyone; It is also because of this sentence that I watched my beloved daughter marry a coppersmith with an illiterate wife. ...

To tell the truth, at first, I felt excusable and harmless when I saw them eating empty salaries. After all, the teaching environment is so difficult. After all, the headmaster didn't use all his money for personal purposes. Most of them are used to rebuild school buildings and grant scholarships to students.

Later, however, things got out of hand. No one reflected, but everyone still chanted the phrase "He who achieves great things is informal", which made the lie more and more outrageous.

Those who achieve great things may be informal, but this section must have nothing to do with principles. Once we talk about principles and the bottom line, there will be no section!

For example, if you like reading and can't afford it, you can have the cheek to read every day. This is called informality, but once you steal a book, this is the principle; For example, in order to accomplish heavy tasks, you pursue efficiency and fail to achieve perfection. This is called irregularity, but you steal the fruits of other people's labor for your own use in order to save trouble. This is the principle; Because you are in a hurry and rampage on the road regardless of your image, this is called informality, but if you run a red light at an unmanned intersection, it is against the principle.

The question of principle concerns the bottom line. In the end, it is often these principles-related sections that ruin the event!

I heard a story that a German food factory came to a processing factory in a city in western China to inspect the processing project. Once an agreement is reached, they will invest in food factories, which will undoubtedly bring great economic benefits to the city. Therefore, city leaders and factory leaders attached great importance to this negotiation, and they prepared all the expected situations perfectly. On the day of the meeting, during the intermission, German leaders went to the toilet conveniently. They noticed a detail: the workers in this factory went to work on the food assembly line without washing their hands after going to the toilet. This is such a detail that the whole negotiation failed to meet the requirements. Germans attach great importance to food hygiene and safety. Although it is only a small detail of not washing hands after going to the toilet, it seems to them to be a big problem about principle.

Back to the movies, no one is perfect. Under the temptation of interests and desires, we will inevitably take detours, but we must repent in time if we are wrong. In fact, they have many opportunities to repent, but because they are too timid to take responsibility, they have not confessed. Instead, they have exchanged more and more outrageous lies for more and more serious consequences.

However, I still can't hate the old headmaster, perhaps because the character setting of this character is too real.

His little ideals, his little selfishness and greed, his softness, his kindness, his timidity and cowardice are not the true portrayal of us ordinary people.

Many ordinary people in China think that they are smart and will not go unnoticed. They think that as long as they don't hurt people's hearts, they can get some small or big benefits by breaking some small principles. In fact, it is harmless. At least the old headmaster did something wrong for a good wish, and many of us may just break the principle to satisfy our own selfish interests. China people's disregard for principles has become a worldwide criticism. The writer's irony of this phenomenon can be described as profound: as soon as he heard that he could go abroad, the coppersmith lying in the coffin and playing dead immediately woke up and sat up from the coffin and said, "I want to go abroad."

Look, as long as there is interest, the dead can live! American investors who were sad that the partnership was cheated by them repeatedly exclaimed, "unbelievable?" China! " (The Incredible China)

Indeed, when everyone in a society does not speak principles, this society can only become more and more incredible!

Lao Pei and the coppersmith: terrible self-esteem

Many men in China have not really learned to love a woman. They lack the ability of education and love.

Men in China are more possessive of women. If I like you, I will possess you. Once I sleep with you, your body and mind will be loyal to me. If you can't do it, then I will destroy you.

This kind of love not only makes people feel beautiful, but also makes people feel terrible.

Lao Pei slept with a man. He likes men's innocence and amorous feelings, but his confession is rejected, watching a man sleep in a coppersmith's bed. The man's heart began to twist. In order to get revenge, he took a man's money to exchange his body, while watching a man be humiliated by the coppersmith's wife. He pointed to a man's nose and gnashed his teeth and cursed, "You bitch! You might as well be a bitch. Women and men are for money, and you are fucking for happiness ... I sleep with you and respect you ... In men's eyes, you are a public toilet ... "

In Lao Pei's eyes, men can sleep with women for happiness, but women can't, otherwise they are bitches.

The same is true of coppersmith. If you don't get it, it's ruined. He retaliated against Yiman and watched her being abused and her hair cut off. ...

What they really love is not women, but their self-esteem

? Yiman: Beautiful bitch.

In my eyes, Iman is beautiful. She is like a free weed, born in the wind and free to make public. She doesn't like to think too deeply and make too many plans for her life. She just wants to find a place where no one can control her, live a free life and enjoy every bit of luck.

The delegation came, but she still had the mind to play games with Lao Pei without blinking an eye; The Commissioner is inspecting and interrogating Lv Deshui who pretends to be a coppersmith. The atmosphere is tense, but she still has the mind to peel garlic and enjoy humming a little song. Lao Pei asked her if she wanted to go to the south with him if the story came to light. She scattered garlic skin all over the floor and said with a smile, "It's snowing. Is there such snow in the south? " ; After the funds were approved, Iron Man filled the campus with small light bulbs. The campus in the moonlight is particularly beautiful. When a man invited the Iron Man to dance with her, the Iron Man didn't dance. She invited the headmaster to dance. She danced lightly and was particularly intoxicated. She bought new cloth and made new school uniforms for all the teachers one by one. When spring came, she hummed and went to the wild to pick winter jasmine. ...

I found that almost all the beauty, romance and warmth in this play were brought by a man.

For Iman, sex is also a small happiness. Her principle is to enjoy a little sexual pleasure without hurting others. Personally, I don't agree with her sexual concept. I always feel that I should pay attention to my soul and emotions in sex. Just for sex, as the blacksmith's daughter-in-law said, it seems a bit like an "animal."

The problem is that this society has a particularly high demand for women in terms of sex. If you change a man's identity into a man, you may be branded as a prodigal son, which will make countless women dump and envy countless men. However, once the identity is changed to a woman, it can only be labeled as a bitch and a bitch.

Watching a man's hair cut off and humiliated, I remembered the movie "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily". Beautiful women are often destroyed by men's desires. I also thought of Mo Bosang's suicide stone. While calling them bitches, I also want them to exchange their weak bodies for their comfort and comfort. The ending of Yiman is particularly tragic. First she went crazy, and then she committed suicide. This ending is also ironic. Perhaps what the screenwriter wants to say is that in China, no matter how beautiful a woman is, as long as she violates the traditional concept of chastity, there is only one ending waiting for her, either crazy or dead, or crazy first and then dead like Iman.

? Jia Jia: Children know how to stick to principles better than adults.

Jia Jia is the daughter of the old headmaster, a pure and stubborn girl.

She is the only minor, but she is more sober and rational than all adults and knows how to stick to the bottom line. From beginning to end, she kept asking everyone to admit their mistakes, but no one paid attention to her words. Everyone regards her as an ignorant child.

Adults are assimilated by the society and become selfish and unprincipled. Only girls have kindness and bottom line, which is another wonderful irony for screenwriters.

Iron man: fragility in front of strength.

Iron man is the tallest, most temperamental and most frank in the whole drama. He is not afraid of power, and dares to say and do.

In order to protect Jaga and Ayman, he is the only one who dares to challenge the Ombudsman.

However, when the Commissioner's bodyguard shot at him, the gun slipped past his ear. He fell to the ground and thought he was dead. When he got up, he found that he was not dead. "He came back from the dead" knelt on the ground, kowtowing and pleading with tears: "Commissioner, don't kill me! I dare not, I dare not, I will do whatever you want me to do! "

He seemed so frightened by the shot that the Commissioner's bodyguard tried to rape a man in front of him. He turned away and pretended not to see it.

It is really chilling for a strong-willed person to be distorted into such a face because of violence and power.

Jia Jia scolded him: "Don't you care that a man is raped?" He said, "Jia Jia, they have guns. What can I do? " I resist, they shoot me, and they can continue to rape a man. Have you ever tried the taste of a gun passing by your ear? I am nothing in front of them, I am just a barking dog! "

When people face violence and power, there are only two endings, either they would rather die than surrender, or they admit cowardice. Iron man recognized cowardice, but I didn't have the heart to condemn him, only felt distressed. His vulnerability is actually a particularly real response. I want to ask, when the gun is above your head, how many people can do it without changing their faces and jumping?

It is not the weak who are scared out of courage in the face of power that should be blamed, but those who bully.

? Women are beautiful and men are ugly.

All the women in this play are very beautiful, even the coppersmith's bitch daughter-in-law with black face and teeth has a lovely side. She dares to love and hate and defend her marriage to the death. She hated the blacksmith for betraying herself and sleeping for a long time, but when she heard a man scold the coppersmith as a "beast" and saw the coppersmith's lost and painful eyes, I actually read a flash of heartache from her eyes. She scolded the coppersmith: "You are the animals!"

At the end of the movie, Jia Jia became the victim of a lie and had to marry a coppersmith. Thanks to this bitch, she made a mess of things!

What about agents? How about a gun? Anyone who dares to rob me, I will give my life to fight with you!

This is a daily - happened thing. You dare to throw caution to the wind, you win! The only winner in the end is this illiterate banker woman.

It's really cool to watch her grab a bodyguard's gun and scare a man into wetting his pants!

There is another kind of man, even though she is so dissolute in sex, but in principle, she has a bottom line more than those respectable men.

At the end of the movie, Jia Jia went to Yan 'an and devoted himself to the revolutionary cause. It also implies that she doesn't go along with these stupid men.

Desire makes the men in the play evil. Disasters often coexist with benefits. Under the temptation of desire, even the simplest coppersmith is no longer simple. He has seen a better life, so he doesn't want to live his original life. In order to satisfy his own desires, he will not hesitate to climb on everyone's head.

Under the influence of power, Iron Man has also changed from a clanking iron bone to an unprincipled wimp.

The seemingly kind-hearted old headmaster is the culprit that leads everyone to take a detour.

Lao Pei is ugly and selfish, not to mention.

The disadvantage of the film is that the plot is too compact and there are too many contradictions and conflicts. There seems to be no such intensive and sharp conflicts in real events.

However, after writing this shortcoming, how do you feel very picky?

Perhaps, this is not a shortcoming, but the screenwriter is too good at making up stories.

The baggage in the movie lines is like watching a sketch, which really makes people laugh with tears and entertain. I really like it so much that I can't help but extract a few, so that everyone can have a quick look.

0 1

The delegation will arrive tomorrow, and the old headmaster encourages everyone: "I believe that as long as we can find a replacement before dark, we will be able to cope with the delegation after a night of training!" All right! Do you have any questions? "

Everyone: "Yes!"

Principal: "Answer me loudly! Are there any questions? "

Everyone: "Yes!"

Principal: "Good! Set out! "

02

No matter how persuaded, the coppersmith refused to pretend to be Teacher Lu Deshui. A man who had long been interested in the coppersmith smiled gently and said, "Don't worry, I'll sleep with him!" " "

The iron man asked inexplicably, "principal, what does Yiman mean by persuasion?" You don't care what she wants to do? "

The headmaster said, "What should I do about it? If you want to do great things, you have to be informal! "

03

The fake correspondent visited the school and found that the school was actually built in a temple. He said: "The school is built here, which is a bit too grand!"

A man smiled and whispered to the iron man, "He wants to say Gorgeous!" "

04

In order to cope with the inspector's inspection, Yiman taught the coppersmith a few words of English overnight: "Nice? Where to? Meet? You ""thank you? What about you? Very? More! " "You? Is it? Welcome! "

But the coppersmith was nervous when he saw the Ombudsman, and these three sentences became: "Good-looking? Where to? Meet? You! " "You? Is it? Very? More! " "Thanks for what? What about you? Welcome! "

Everyone can't help sweating.

But the reporter who claimed to have returned from studying in England didn't listen wrong.

Yiman tried to say to the Commissioner again: "Goodbye, Commissioner!"

Zheng replied, "Good morning! ? "

Yiman said to the old headmaster affirmatively, "Principal, I'm sure the Commissioner doesn't know English at all!" "

05

Yiman asked the coppersmith to read poems in Tibetan (the coppersmith is Tibetan). A man coaxed the Commissioner into saying, Teacher Lu Deshui reads Shakespeare's poems, and I will translate them!

The coppersmith has finished reading.

The Commissioner stood up and said seriously, "Mr. Lv Deshui, you really showed your true colors!"

The old headmaster was frightened and begged, "Commissioner, I'll handle this ..."

The Commissioner said, "Can you handle this? This banner of revitalizing rural education in China can only be lifted by teacher Lv Deshui! "

Everyone is sweating!

06

After the coppersmith pretended to be "Lu Deshui", the old headmaster sent the coppersmith away. He gave the coppersmith a book and said, "Take this book back and have a look! Learn some knowledge and teach without class! "

The coppersmith said seriously, "It's all right, headmaster, I'm not tired!" " "

07

The coppersmith's daughter-in-law came to school angrily to catch a whore.

She cursed with a tiger face: "Which of your female teachers slept with me?"

The iron man replied, "What are you doing? ! "

The coppersmith's daughter-in-law roared, "What are you doing? ! "

The iron man stepped forward and grabbed the hand of the coppersmith's wife. She said happily, "My God! Hometown! I am a god! "

The coppersmith's daughter-in-law said happily, "Oh, me too!" " "Paused for a second, and then shouted:" Say, who is a whore with my man? "? !"

Philosophical lines:

Lao Pei said to the Iron Man: "Perhaps, many farmers in China are the most uneducated!"

The Commissioner said, "I have read your files, and you are all stained!" " Only Mr Lv Deshui is perfect! "(Of course, the dummy is too busy. )

PS: This movie should be warm, romantic and cruel. The most important thing is that the whole process is full of laughter. This is a low-budget movie worth seeing.

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