I want jokes about bean bags and rice dumplings

The first day

Baozi had a fight with the noodles and was beaten badly by the noodles, so Baozi went to make an appointment with fried buns, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was ready to go to the noodles to discuss the theory. They met instant noodles on the road. Baozi and others surrounded the instant noodles and beat them severely. Baozi said: Damn, don't think that because you permed your hair, I won't recognize you!

The next day

After eating instant noodles, I felt very unhappy. So together with rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles, they went to find Baozi to settle the score. Unexpectedly, I met Xiao Long Bao on the road. Everyone rushed forward, especially those with rice noodles and rice noodles. After that, the tribesmen left in a hurry. Later, other people asked Mi Fan: You were so hard just now. We didn’t know you hated him so much. Mi Fan said: I originally wanted to do a little K. I didn’t expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children’s clothes... The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

The third day

Speaking of instant noodles and sea-bian after finishing the xiaolongbao, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. , because I wanted to have a continuation of the stall, I went to look for Xiaolongbao again with the other people. Unexpectedly, I met Guabao on the road, wow! Instant Noodles roared furiously and took the lead. The beatings made everyone feel a little cruel. Zhongmian pulled Instant Noodles away and asked, "Why are you so angry?" Instant Noodles said, "That's too much. It’s enough, just pretend to be cute, and part my hair in the middle..."

Day 4

After Xiao Long Bao found out why he was flattened... . I felt very wronged... So I told the situation

Cai Bao, bean paste buns, fried buns, pickled cabbage buns... 'You stay here. Let's go find the perm guy.' .. They

were very angry and went to find instant noodles to settle the score. On the way, they met rice noodles.. So they repaired the rice noodles severely

.... . When leaving, he said, 'Man, my hair is permed. I should just stay at home and don't look at it.'

People are cute but they are mentally unbalanced.