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Your girlfriend said she would give you her life to have a son, but she cheated in return?
I can quite understand what your girlfriend said. Do you know what women do to have children? As a woman with two children, I can definitely tell you that I really gave up my life to live. I was fine when I gave birth to my first child. It's nothing serious. But when I gave birth to my son, I said something unpleasant and really almost died on it. Because I was born before my son was born, and I have already lost a lot of blood, and the blood is still flowing. Then I didn't leave myself. I remember what the doctor told me. He said that you have been bleeding, so you have to give birth to the baby quickly, or your life will be in danger. Then the doctor gave me an injection of oxytocin, and then my stomach hurt, so I tried my best to have a son. After giving birth to my son, he said it doesn't matter. My son has been looking for ways to eliminate my bleeding bit by bit. Finally, a blood vessel burst. The doctor stopped my bleeding first, and then I had time to bathe my son slowly. Because it was a massive hemorrhage, I went directly from anemia to anemia. After giving birth to a son, his physique became very poor and he often caught a cold. The kind that I catch a cold whenever the weather changes. In my case, if I am in a small hospital, or in the countryside, I can't stop bleeding and the baby can't be born, then my only ending may be death. So now I think about it and I feel scared. Really, you gave me another life. I really dare not take this risk again. I really gave birth to this child with my life. I think it's really hard for your girlfriend to give birth to your son, but what did you give him in return?
He worked hard to give birth to a child and take care of it, but you betrayed another woman when you needed to take care of him most. What a sad thing it is for women. Shouldn't you take good care of your wife and son at this time? How can you repay her by cheating when she is most vulnerable? I can only say that you are too scum.
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