Ask jokes about pirates and the navy. Mainly to bury the navy. Come on! All right, extra points

1, one day, the straw hat pirates played IQ questions.

It was Nami who asked this question, "Who pierced his ears?" Everyone answered "Soren", only Robin answered "klock".

Robin won because of the crocodile.

Luffy is interested.

Nami then asked, "Who gave birth to rice?"

Sauron replied, "It's flowers, because peanuts."

When everyone was about to nod, Luffy smiled. "Soren, you idiot, it should be Bay, because Bellamy!" "

One day, several people went for a walk separately.

Luffy passed a mutton kebab stall and shook his head at the kebab. "Alas, I really have no appetite today."

Wu said to a child, "I'm just a sailor, and my captain is Luffy."

Xiang Jishi saw a group of beautiful women dancing fiercely and frowned: "It's really dew."

When Sauron saw a passerby, he stepped forward enthusiastically and said, "Are you lost? I am familiar with this piece. "

At this moment, Nami suddenly jumped out of bed and murmured, "What an incredible dream."

3. Lu Na fell in love. One night, two people were watching the stars on the lawn on the deck.

Nami said a little shyly. "Luffy, I'm, I'm a little cold."

Luffy cocked his head and thought for a moment, "Camelot ..............." Then he hugged Nami with his rubber hand.

Nami "..."

After Solonse wrote a love letter to Robin, he hid in the watchtower to exercise.

Soon, Robin appeared. Soren, I want to go out for a walk.

Sauron nodded calmly. "Well, then you go. I want to exercise again. "

Crokdale's wife said to Crokdale, "Dear, the price is rising, so you should smoke less cigars in the future."

Crockdale disagreed. "Then you should buy less cosmetics."

The wife was furious and said that he didn't love her anymore, crying and clamoring for a divorce to find an old lover she hadn't seen for more than ten years.

Crocker Dahl is also very frank. Unexpectedly, his wife came back a few days later. "Husband, I still tell you. That bastard smoker smokes cigars like you now and likes to smoke two at a time! "

6, very peaceful and black beard catching up.

Jinbe sighed, "brother, time flies. In a blink of an eye, we have been drifting at sea for so long, and now, it is all the world of young people. "

Black beard was furious: "How many times have I told you that my teeth fell off!" " "

7. Mr. Si and Miss Merry Christmas, the Mole of Baroque Work Club, got married because their last love affair made great progress.

Mole once read a novel about a woman who was unfortunately kicked silly by a donkey while chasing it, but her husband still stuck to her, which moved Mole very much.

So the mole asked Mr. 4, "Dear, if I was kicked by a donkey, would you still love me like this?"

Mr. Si looked at the mole seriously for a long time, and then said seriously, "In fact, I doubted whether you had a problem a long time ago. As I expected, but my wife, I will always love you. "

Mole man: "..."

8. One day, Nami taught you constellations.

"Luffy is Taurus, Sauron is Scorpio, Robin is Aquarius, Capricorn, Wu and Brooke are Aries, and Francci is Pisces. Let me tell you ... "

"Little girl, you are wrong, I am not a Pisces." Francci said.

Nami flipped through the horoscope book. "March 9 is Aries."

Francci, "No, I'm Sagittarius."

9. Sauron had something to find Xiaofeng, but Xiaofeng often changed his screen name, but he didn't comment on the tag number, so he wrote "shemale, contact me." Let Xiaofeng see it as soon as he goes online.

A few seconds later, the smoker sent a Q message, "Brother, it's hidden, but we are kindred spirits!"

10, several people get together to read the thriller newspaper.

"In fact, Alvida is not ugly." Kirby swallowed and said.

"Coco Luo's mother-in-law is not bad." Item Jishi nodded.

"Lola is very cute." Sauron frowned.

Luffy, Qiao Ba, Brooke and Francci also leaned in.

Luffy froze. "Is this a toad?"

Qiao Ba was shocked. "Oh, that's terrible!"

Brooke pulled her mouth as wide as possible. "I don't want to see her underwear."