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The coal boss invited Venus to drink 10,000 yuan Lafite and asked her, Sister Jin, do you want orange juice or Sprite? Why is Venus ridiculed?
Venus meets rich friends. Once, Venus and some of her friends went to the castle. This castle is very big. The owner of the castle is a businessman. He has many assets. At that time, Venus knew that there was a big wine cellar in the castle.
Venus is very excited because she is a person who likes wine tasting. She knows this very well. The owner of the castle invited Venus to see his winery together, and Venus was very excited. She agreed to the invitation without hesitation.
Venus thinks that after entering the winery, she will definitely bring great surprises to herself, but she is very disappointed. This wine cellar is not a real wine cellar, but is transformed from an underground garage. We know that there are strict requirements for wine storage rooms, and both experts and laymen know this truth.
Red wine is kept in the refrigerator, but this rich friend actually put it in the underground garage. Venus saw this situation. She frowned. The host also saw Venus's frown and asked her what had happened.
Venus also reminded the host that red wine should not be stored like this, but should be stored in a regular wine cellar. This is the way to store red wine. But the host didn't hear what Venus was saying. He thinks Venus is too melodramatic, as wine used to be.
What makes Venus even more angry is the castle. The master's refrigerator was full of red wine, and he proudly showed it to Venus. In fact, red wine can't be chilled, and the temperature of red wine is very high.
He took the wine out of the refrigerator and wanted to share it with Venus. At that time, Venus refused directly, but Venus refused because she was a little uncomfortable and could not drink ice wine, because Venus knew that ice wine was not good at all. That's why Venus rejected the enthusiasm of its master.
After Venus was despised, the host took out a few bottles of wine at room temperature and said, since you can't drink ice, let's drink at room temperature. Venus saw the host take out a bottle of red wine worth 16000. After the host opened the wine, he asked everyone whether they wanted Sprite or orange juice.
This makes Venus feel incomprehensible. Drinking red wine doesn't need to be exchanged with these things at all, so it will lose its original flavor. Venus was speechless at that time and asked the host why she wanted sprite and orange juice for drinking red wine. Is it necessary to drink red wine?
When the owner of the castle heard this question from Venus, he smiled and felt that Venus was very rustic. He also asked Venus, "Venus, don't you know how to drink red wine? Don't you know how to drink red wine? "
Venus has no excuse for such rhetorical questions. Actually, we don't need to drink when drinking. People in China like to drink because they can't stand the smell of red wine.
Living habits are different. If they mix wine, they can taste a little sweetness, but those who really taste wine will never mix wine. For example, people in China like to drink strong tea, but foreigners can't accept it. Foreigners like to add some milk when drinking tea, which will make tea smell like milk and not so bitter.
So every country has different habits, and everyone has different tastes. She likes to drink authentic red wine, but she doesn't like mixed drinks. This has nothing to do with her own country. Although the owner of the castle is rich, he doesn't know the real wine tasting. If he really knows how to taste wine, he can't put it in the underground garage, let alone the refrigerator.
As a normal person, everyone knows the storage method of the wine cellar, and he wants to drink such expensive wine in it. What's the point of drinking? So we should not look down on others, but improve our knowledge so as not to make others laugh at us. This matter has always been in Venus' mind. Venus has always been distressed by these red wines.
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