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Little sister licked the northeast iron railing, but her tongue got stuck. How cold is winter in Northeast China?

Northeast China is the coldest city in China from winter to winter. Because of the location of the city, the winter time in Northeast China is long, and the summer and spring and autumn time are short.

There used to be a joke in the northeast. A man wanted to go outside to go to the toilet and found a wooden stick. He was asked why you picked up the wooden stick. He said that urine freezes easily, and it will all freeze in a short time without hitting a wooden stick.

Although this joke is a bit indecent, it did happen. In the past, Northeasters went out without hats, and their ears were easily frostbitten, and some people even lost their ears.

In the past, when it snowed heavily in the northeast, there were almost no roads and people. Going out, you have to rely on your body to find your way. Due to the weather, people in Northeast China often hoard a lot of food and vegetables.

In fact, the northeast is not so cold now, but it will still be colder than other cities.

The coldest city in China is Mohe in the northeast, and it is also the coldest city so far. You can really spray water into ice!

As long as it enters winter, foreigners are basically scarce, and it is difficult to live with a lot of clothes. Foreign friends should not try easily.

There will be a famous ice sculpture festival in Harbin in winter. If ice is left outside, it won't melt. If skin comes into contact with ice, it will stick together quickly.

Many friends will have the urge to lick the hard core with their tongues when they go to the Northeast. I advise you not to try, it's easy to get hurt.

It is difficult to describe the cold in the northeast in words. If you don't like the feeling of cold, don't feel it easily. Even if you keep warm, it's really cold!

Although it is cold in the northeast, it is outdoor. There is floor heating indoors in the northeast, both inside and outside for two days. It's very cold outside, and the eyelashes will soon hang ice slag when you go out.

Although the northeast is getting warmer now, it is still very cold and the heavy snow is difficult to digest. Masks, scarves, down jackets, cotton shoes, hats and gloves are the minimum standards for going out.

Friends who are not afraid of cold can come and feel it. Northeast China is still a beautiful and enthusiastic city.