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No poison, no husband, classic joke
1, it is true that "no poison is not a husband", and all forms of pen and ink are just small poisons. The highest contempt is silence, without even turning your eyes.
2. There are still many disharmonies brought by nature, and many people have shrunk, degenerated and regressed. However, life will never look back.
3. What some people inevitably pursue is often innate to others. And when life will come to an end, maybe those who are destined to pursue will get what they want, while those who are born will lose what they have.
What I call survival is not life, food and clothing is not luxury and development is not indulgence.
A chivalrous man can't fight against injustice for his "merit", just as a philanthropist can't help social hardship for his "merit". And it is "not useless" harmful.
6. Since everyone loves to eat crabs and things like that, someone must have eaten spiders, but they didn't eat them until they knew they were not delicious, but the first person to eat crabs must be a hero.
7. For me, the new year is a year closer to death.
8. A great mind should show such a spirit, greet tragic bad luck with a smiling face and deal with all misfortunes with a hundred times of courage.
9. Man is a plant that makes ideas blossom and bear fruit.
10, using Gu Ni to raise young people will never grow up, and the achievements in the future will be even smaller.
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