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One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily," just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher! The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?" The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" " The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! "The students shouted," Good morning, good afternoon and good evening, teacher! "The teacher said," Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. " Teacher: "The weather is fine today." Student: "The weather is terrible today." Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere." Student: "There are clouds everywhere." Teacher: "The road is crowded with people." Student: "There is no one on the road." Teacher: "Young." Student: "Old." Teacher: "Stand." Student: "Lie down" Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." Student: "There is an old man lying on the road." Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar." Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "Teacher:" Wrong. " Student: "Correct." Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " Teacher: "I was wrong." Student: "We are right." Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "Teacher:" You are so stupid. " Student: "We are very smart." Teacher: "Stop!" Student: "Go on!" Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! " Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "Student:" We are all geniuses, and we say go on! ""teacher: "you listen to the teacher!" Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "Teacher:" All students have to listen to the teacher! " "Student:" Teachers should listen to students! " "Teacher:" Now you stop practicing! " Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "Teacher:" Are you endless? " Student: "We finish what we started!" " Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! " ..... Say that finish, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with a book in his arms. 1 Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugality). Why don't white rabbits marry zebras? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children. 3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles) 4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection) 5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars. 6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste. 7. After the match was burned, I went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab 8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => fell to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky) 9. A pig said "Come on" and hit a dish? = => chocolate 10. The potato fatally stabbed the steamed stuffed bun. What happened? = => becomes the bean paste (killing) package of 1 1. What animal likes to stick on the wall? = => seal (newspaper) 12. Why do foxes often fall? = => Because the fox is cunning (his feet are slippery), 13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the person they hit was called Mahjong 14. When do you like to drink soda? = => When you are lonely (you will want soda when you are lonely) 15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => The result becomes tea egg 16. There is a male deer, and it walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => Turn into 17 expressway. One day mung bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened? = => became red beans 18. Why can't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle. 19. Corn wants to pursue fashion and get a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn. 20. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse 2 1. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs. 22. Miss, business is bad now. Why? = => Avian influenza. What kind of people can't work at a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slides down) 24. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? = => The boy has wrapping paper on the jiaozi. 25. The man in gold clothes = => A surprised man. A bee stung on the calendar = = > The wind (bee) and the sun (calendar) 27. Here comes a bear. Come prepared (bear comes) 28. The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet = => It's now or never. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong) 30. How to make sparrows quiet? = => Click (Silence) 3 1. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisible (Sword) 32. What do African cannibal leaders eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? = => Vegetarian 33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie. 34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => Just like Dabai 35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg. 36. An egg ran to Shandong. So what? = = & gt37. An egg is homeless. How's it going? = => It turned into a wild egg. 38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. So what? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb. 39. An egg fell into the flower. How's it going? = => becomes Hua Dan 40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => becomes Superman 4 1. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. They died after telling their jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs) 42. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman. 43. Why can't I see God's penis? = => The secret cannot be revealed. 44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other corner was broken by Titanic. 45. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing. 46. Who doesn't have a phone? = => A perfect mobile phone. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? = => Because it is a hammer. 48. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals can't stand it. 49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red flew. Who will feel dizzy and want to vomit? = => White rabbit (vomit) 50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => Become a fat man.