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Humor is a remarkable feature of brain teasers. Without laughter, brain teasers are out of the question. There is no doubt that brain teasers bring us endle

Interesting brain teasers and answers

Humor is a remarkable feature of brain teasers. Without laughter, brain teasers are out of the question. There is no doubt that brain teasers bring us endle

Interesting brain teasers and answers

Humor is a remarkable feature of brain teasers. Without laughter, brain teasers are out of the question. There is no doubt that brain teasers bring us endless fun. The following is what I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

1. Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, it's cold because of Jolin.

Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Wolves, because: Momotaro destroyed wolves.

3. Confucius has three disciples, Zi Gong, Lu Zi and Zi You. Which one is not human? Luz, because the deer is a horse and the road is a horse.

4. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10 thousand, but afraid of one thousand cloth, 10 thousand paper, and one thousand

5. There is a kind of mosquito that only bites people. What's the name of this mosquito? Pudding dogs don't bite dogs

6. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Ice cream iced Kirin

7. Why does the silkworm baby have money? Because ... silkworms can make their own cocoons and live frugally.

8. What are the surnames of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang's mothers? "Since" gives birth to surplus, "why" gives birth to light?

9. Who is the most difficult person to associate with? Lily, because every lily is hard.

10. Butterfly, ant, spider, centipede, which one didn't get paid? Centipede, because: centipede's failure is unrequited.

1 1. Which historical figure is the worst? Su Wu, because: Su Wu was kicked out of the North Sea for herding sheep.

12. Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? The most industrious and lazy reason is: never stop doing one thing.

13. Which road is the narrowest? Answer: The enemy is because the road to the enemy is very narrow.

Two 1. Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Answer: alcohol.

Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: Also through shoes and socks.

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: There is no water below.

4. Which tooth was pulled out at last? Answer: Dentures.

5. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher.

7. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Answer: Frog breaststroke fouled.

8. How long does it take to finish Peking University? A: A banknote clock is enough.

Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Repair Xiaoming.

10. What color are the teeth of black and white babies? Answer: Babies have no teeth.

1 1. There is a stick. I want to shorten it, but I can't cut it off or break it. What should I do if it becomes shorter? Answer: Take one that looks like it.

12. How to write zero in Roman numerals? Answer: Roman numerals have no zero.

13. Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with chopsticks? Answer: Take pi.

Three 1. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender.

2. What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, he will touch it twice? Answer: upper lip and lower lip

A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? Answer: 5 cents.

4. Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

Please think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you see? A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

6. How to arrange individuals according to people and cities? Answer: Just arrange in regular hexagon.

7. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

8. Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? A: On the operating table.

9. The angrier, the bigger the thing. Answer: Temper.

10. Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor just raised a finger and the whole family cried. What is the reason? Answer: three long and two short.

What fakes are people willing to buy? Answer: wigs, dentures

12. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

13. Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

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