Who has the funniest joke? The more the better!

It is said that Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and suddenly they needed to parachute in an emergency, but there were only three parachute bags on the plane. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat and said, "Well, if the mountain man can answer a few questions, he will have a parachute bag." If he can't answer them, he will have to jump by himself. " Others have no choice but to agree.

So Zhuge Liang gently shook the feather fan and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought about it and answered one. Correct, so I took an umbrella bag and went down; Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan answered one and went down with an umbrella bag. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn, and Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Caozheng couldn't answer, so he had to jump himself. I didn't expect to jump into the sea to save my life. I feel happy.

The second time, four people flew, and it was urgent, or the old way. Zhuge Liang asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle when Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei answered "the battle of Makino", Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down; Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "30,000 to 40,000." It's Cao Cao's turn He thinks he knows a lot about history and is a shoo-in. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang asked, "What are the names of the soldiers who died in battle?" Cao Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself. I didn't expect to jump into the sea again to save my life.

The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. Cao Cao thought about it, and Zhuge tried to fool me again, so I jumped myself to avoid being insulted. So he jumped into the air. As soon as I got down, I heard Zhuge Liang's laughter from above: "Cao Cao, you are so smart, haha, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "

The fourth time, four people flew. In an emergency, this is the old way. Zhuge Liang asked Liu Bei, "How much is 1 plus 1?" Liu Bei replied: "2", Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down; Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How much is 1 plus 2?" Sun Quan said, "Three." So sun quan also went down; It was Cao Cao's turn, and Zhuge Liang asked, "Why is 1 plus 1 equal to 2?" Hearing this, Cao Cao turned and jumped. Looking back, he said, "If I had known, I would have won the Nobel Prize."

The fifth time, four people flew. In an emergency, this is the old way. Zhuge Liang bowed his head and asked Liu Bei, "Where are we?" Liu Bei replied: "On the plane", Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "What's under the plane?" Sun Quan took out his glasses and said, "There is an island. I can't see it clearly." So sun quan also went down; It was Cao Cao's turn, and Zhuge Liang asked, "What's on the island?" Hearing this, Cao Cao was anxious and turned to jump. Looking back, he said, "When I come back, whoever jumps first will be anxious!"