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Xiang Yu told Liu Bang to surrender quickly, or he would cook his father. What did Liu Bang say that he was not ashamed of?

Liu Bang said to Xiang Yu, "We swore an oath before. My dad is your dad. If you really want to cook my dad, remember to give me a bowl. " Liu Bang really ignored his father for the sake of the world, but he was ruthless and could do such a thing. After all, he can kick all his children out of the car at the critical moment of running for his life, just to make his car run faster and increase the chance of escape.

At that time, the Qin Dynasty had perished, and the Chu-Han War had reached a critical moment. Both Liu Bang and Xiang Yu want to be kings who rule the country. During the war between the two armies, the army led by Liu Bang stayed in the city and refused to come out, which was very bad news for Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu's army fought for a long time, and the supply of food and grass was a little insufficient, which forced Xiang Yu to force Liu Bang to come out and die.

Xiang Yu's army shouted at the front for a long time, but Liu Bang didn't respond at all. Xiang Yu, desperate, saw Liu Bang's family who had been captured before and thought of a good way. He immediately ordered Liu Bang's father to be tied in front, and put a cauldron under him and lit a fire. He sent someone to tell Liu Bang: "If you don't come out again, I will cook your father."

As soon as Liu Bang saw this situation, he immediately said that surrender is impossible, but if you really want to cook our dad, leave me a soup to drink. This face is really thicker than the city wall. Xiang Yu immediately gave up. To say that a hero like Xiang Yu was defeated by a gangster like Liu Bang, one can only say that people are shameless and invincible.