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Jokes about the Purcell number

The second and third floors. . I actually remembered a personal experience in a cave. . .

Me: "Did the new seal appear here?"

Someone: "Yeah"

Another: "That's not a seal!"< /p>

Me (ignoring him): "Everyone is waiting. Where does he usually appear?"

Someone: "I have seen it near that pile of ice. Let him slide." "

So I waited together, and after waiting for almost ten minutes, I became impatient: "Where did the seal go? Come out quickly! I have to help my friend with the MOLE mission. That!"

Then who said: "I said it was not a seal, it was Link!"

I continued: "You're dead, Stinky Seal?!"

He then said, "That's not a Seal, it's Link!" He repeated it six or seven times. .

I didn’t want him to be wordy, so I said: "Okay, okay, it’s not a seal, it’s Lin, Lin...Lincoln! Come on, Lincoln!"

A new guy here The person who kept mumbling said: "How do you get Link to come out?"

I said: "Let's raid his house!"

The person who kept mumbling said: "His name is not Lincoln either. ”

I said: “What the hell is going on with you? You can’t let the ghost named Seal or Lincoln’s Believe It or Not MJ hack your computer at night”

He Said: "His name is Link..."

I finally saw his name clearly. . I said: "No wonder he called the President of the United States by his name... It turns out his name is Colin!"

. . . . The man suddenly disappeared

My brother finally managed to shoot a Huria, but his personality turned out to be impatient. . I started talking about its character, how it would affect its abilities, and so on. But he said, "What's wrong with impatience? What if that thousand-year-old demon accidentally touches it? If it gets impatient, it will destroy it." The old demon was knocked away."

I never dared to let my Heras appear in front of him again. .

One day, a friend sent a message, "Hahaha, there is a person named Big Fart!". . .

Use "what's more" to make a sentence: The train is coming, what's more, what's more

My brother: "Who is so boring? There's something wrong! It's better for me to build a more interesting one

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The Electric Rabbit punched the Steel Tooth Shark’s teeth, making a loud crack. ”