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Therefore, he gave each girl 5000 yuan and observed how they handled the money. ...
The first girl dressed up from head to toe. She went to the beauty salon to design a new hairstyle, painted beautiful makeup, bought new jewelry and dressed herself for the man. She told him that everything she did was to make him feel more attractive, just because she loved her so much.
Men ... men are very touched. The second girl bought many gifts for the man. She bought him a whole set of golf equipment, some computer accessories and some expensive clothes ... When she took out these gifts, she told him that she just spent money on them because she loved him so much.
Men are also greatly moved ~
The third girl invested her money in the stock market, and she earned several times as much as 5000 yuan ... Then she returned 5000 yuan to the man and opened a joint account for the rest. She told him that she hoped to lay an economic foundation for their future, because she loved him very much ... of course, the man was greatly moved ~
He thought about the treatment of three girls for a long time, and then he decided to … marry the girl with the biggest breasts! !
A woman wants to choose one of three men as her marriage partner. She decided to do a test, so she asked everyone to withdraw 5000 yuan from their account and observe how they handled the money. ...
The first person saved money again. He told her that he was a family man and would not spend a penny without permission. The woman is very moved ~
The second man bought a diamond ring and proposed to her. He told her that all his money was spent only for her; Women are greatly moved ~
The third person bought a lot of money to honor his mother-in-law. He told her that he loved her, including her family. The woman is very moved ~
It is difficult for her to make a decision about the three of them. She thought hard for a long time and finally decided: she decided to marry the richest of them!
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