Ugly sentences that satirize human nature and talk about emotions

Talk about the mood with a sarcastic remark about the ugliness of human nature. God created you with his creativity, and it is your courage to live in this world.

2. I am tempted when I see a beautiful woman, and I deceive my heart with sweet words. (a complete collection of quotations. com)

3. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

4. Your appearance is very refreshing. !

You don't listen to what you say, but you don't do it after listening. If you do, you have made a mistake. If you are wrong, you refuse to accept it. Then why should I say it? !

6. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some unscrupulous people, eat some dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a nondescript meeting.

No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at the moment.

8. Even though I am small, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. -

9. You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

10. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, and you are a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

1 1. Look at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan is incomplete. Why didn't your mother realize you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

12. There are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life today!

13. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

14. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

15. Children treat reward toys as companions, while adults treat partners as toys.

Talk about mood in a sentence that satirizes the ugliness of human nature 2 16. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

17. Ouch, this dog can still talk. What a miracle!

18. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

19. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

20. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

2 1. It is shameful to look coldly at the adulterer's bash elbows. Loose soil is a cow in a skirt.

Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

23. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

25. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

26. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.

27. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

28. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!

29. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

30. You are the wind, you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

A collection of satirical, ugly and hypocritical classic sentences

Classic sentences satirizing ugliness and hypocrisy (I) 1. When it is good, honey is inseparable, and when it is time-sharing, poison is difficult to solve. After things have changed, who is who is who, but eight words: "cool thin, know yourself and know yourself".

The result of friendship is nothing but two kinds of five words. Let's break up!

Your indifference made me see the reality clearly and see through people's hearts.

There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

My hair is messy like kelp, and I have a pot cover on my head, insisting that I am wearing a modern style.

6. The meanest thing is feelings, and the most cool thin thing is people's heart. Thank you for your smile, so I can't see your heart clearly.

7. You bastard, I don't think you have evolved well.

8. Dry your sad tears and replace your sadness with a smile.

9. Man, whenever you feel uncomfortable and can't find the rope, cry.

10. Actually, I'm not afraid of suffering. I'm just afraid that I'm willing to work hard and it turns out to be just a joke. Dare not go forward without hesitation. I admit that I am timid. I dare not guess people's hearts. After all, people are unpredictable, and even they don't necessarily know themselves.

1 1. How should a life connected by lies interpret expectations? The human heart is sinister and the nature is thin. It's just a disaster that my relatives and friends left me.

12. Being nice to you in front of you and telling others how disgusting you are behind your back is the heart.

13. Lack of sincerity is dangerous, while being too sincere is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde

14. How many people want to curry favor with you when you succeed, and how many people want to stay away from you when you accomplish nothing.

15. God didn't give pigs wisdom, but gave them happiness.

Irony, ugliness and hypocrisy (Chapter II) 16. False friends are easy to find and give up; True friends are the hardest to find and the hardest to part with.

17. Time will make you look more and more like what you hated at the beginning, just like you are suffering from hypocrisy, indifference and reality now.

18. You think your big underpants have nothing to pack.

19. Don't swear everywhere with such a disgusting face on your back every day.

20. Thank you for letting me know your betrayal.

2 1. He who chases two rabbits at the same time can't catch either. Don't covet everything, or you will have nothing; Don't try to know everything, or you will know nothing; Don't try to be omnipotent, or you will become omnipotent.

22. You can cook tonight. I think you will embellish it!

23. The mask has been worn for a long time. This is the face.

24. Kind people always feel that rejecting others is like doing something wrong. Some people, you help her with seven points, but she thinks you owe her three points.

25. Reasoning with normal people, abnormal people don't need to reason. Be kind when you should be kind, don't be patient when you should scold, and always be polite. That's a bad guy.

26. Not wanting is a contented life, not speculating is the character of work, not calculating is an honest man, and not selfish is a purified body and mind.

27. You will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.

28. Who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, and who is not. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?

29. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

30. In competition, a person's ability will be linked, and some hypocrisy is a means to achieve a certain goal. Sometimes we have to be hypocritical on some occasions, and we must understand the law of the jungle!

A sarcastic sentence, remark

1, you are breathtaking and creative!

You look like flying sand and stones.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to run out and scare people.

4. Without you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?

5. You look so fucking postmodern.

6. There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I throw up at the sight. He vomits at the sight. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits.

7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

8. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

9. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

10, MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

1 1, nothing, nothing to eat.

12, international face is universal.

13, can the operation be resumed?

14, you look like the scene of an accident.

15, your appearance is inaccurate and the proportion is not good.

16, you look fresh!

17, why cover your face with your ass!

18, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

19, need to be rebuilt.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

2 1, damn it, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

23. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

24. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

25, you grow slowly, you grow too much memory.

26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

28. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

29. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

30. Your appearance broke through human imagination. ...

3 1, you look very fauvism!

32, you haven't fully evolved, it's really hard for you to be like a person.

33. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

34. He looks innocent, sorry for the people and the party.

35. You look illegal!

36, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a rogue later!

37, white inside and red, different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

38. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? -Ironic sentences

Sarcasm _ Sarcasm

Irony Classic Sentence _ Irony Sentence _ People have no sense of shame and can do anything.

It is better to die early than to have no sense of shame.

People have no sense of shame, and the king's law is difficult to treat.

People have no shame and cannot be treated; A dog is shameless and killed with a stick.

People have no conscience to eat

People are not satisfied.

People are not satisfied, and their throats are deep.

If a person lacks a heart, he will live a long and prosperous life.

The human heart is insufficient, the snake swallows the elephant, the heart is far from wealth, and the fool does not measure himself.

A man's heart is like a cow's stomach.

The human heart is higher than the sky, and the emperor wants to be immortal.

If you want to be beautiful, you scream with cold.

A man's mouth has two layers of skin, but it's okay anyway.

A person's mouth is divided into three parts (referring to people who talk too much and can't be trusted)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds.

Lazy as a stupid cow and cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

Soft bullying, hard fear.

Soft bullying, hard fear, kneeling at the sight of a tiger.

Go pee and take care of yourself.

Three generations of pigs who shut their houses without reading.

Three loads of cow dung, six baskets (basket: dustpan)

Three points are not like people, seven points are like ghosts.

You can't break a fart with three sticks.

Three awls won't bleed.

Comet (figuratively speaking, a profligate family)

Monks are not monks, they are vulgar, regardless of gender.

Kill a chicken and ask it a hundred times.

Killing cattle and boiling soup pot (metaphor for doing nothing)

Kill without bloodshed/knife

Sigong

Shandong mule learns to bark.

The mountain pig learns to eat badly, and the monkey learns to fuck.

Incite the evil wind, spread the fire of unrest-create trouble; stir up trouble

Angry with Yang.

If the high beam is not straight

See less, more strange.

The snake doesn't mean bend, but that the road is not straight.

The snake passed before hitting the stick.

The snake went over and took the stick, and the thief bolted the door.

I forgot to put my hand behind me, but there is no turning back now.

Ride two horses and two boats.

Big talk, light rain.

A louse bit the newspaper and hurt it (make a mountain out of a molehill)

The lion opens his mouth (to describe people's greed)

I can't open my fingers (figuratively speaking, I can't do things)

You want to extract oil from stones, but you want to make money from Qingshui River.

What the world wants is money, not life.

It is easy to be wise after the fact.

Whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk/whether it's a mule or a horse, take it out for a walk (usually in a conversation, the speaker has presupposed that the other person is incompetent)

Reach out too long

Watch the camel, don't brag.

Thin camel and 1000 pounds of meat.

The bookworm lost all his money in business.

Rats cannot produce ivory.

When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds.

Two-headed snake, biting water on both sides, wetting the ground (metaphor for profiting from handling something or perfunctory)

Speaking is better than singing.

Say that wind is rain.

A few words will get twice the result with half the effort.

I'm not afraid to laugh my teeth off when I speak.

Put the willow tree in front of the four-door bodhisattva (four-door bodhisattva: kitchen god)

Burning incense in front of the Four Bodhisattvas

I didn't know anything when I died

Die to the brow, but don't know how to die.

The dead cat scared the living mouse to death.

Dead mice can't feel cold.

Four or six don't understand, nonsense.

Can neither cultivate land nor distinguish grains; I can't do manual labor, and I can't tell rice from wheat.

The limbs are developed and the mind is simple.

Instigate widows to sell rice fields

Instigate fools to fight tigers.

Advise fools to twist the fuse/blind people to twist the fuse (square)

Treadmat (refers to the bride walking slowly from the red carpet on the ground to the ceremony table after getting off the sedan chair). Metaphor goes slowly)

Pacific police are very tolerant.

Buy old cows cheaply

Greed for the sheep's head and lost the cow's head.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

Corrupt officials don't care about the poverty of the people, and their faces are not too thin.

Greed him a bucket of rice and lost half a year's grain.

be insatiably avaricious

I don't know how to measure myself.

It's no use blocking a car with a gladiator's arm.

Lift one thousand catties and put down four taels.

Lift four Liang, put down one thousand Jin.

Unnecessary worries and anxieties

Crows are as black as crows.

Crows in the world are generally black, which cat doesn't eat fishy?

Iron cock (figuratively speaking, stingy)

The miser can't pull out a feather-miser; A stingy person

Iron threshold, paper crotch (referring to the serious family rules on the surface of the big family in the old society, but in essence men and women have done immoral things)

Don't listen to oil and salt.

When I heard the wind, it was raining.

It is said that chicken is easy to sell, and it is sharpened overnight (the way of profiteers)

Tung oil lamp, turn it on (satirizing people who don't take the initiative)

The copper pot doesn't leak.

You can't steal a chicken, but you will eat a handful of rice.

There are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, and the top is rotten.

Deal with different things in the same way

Long hair and short knowledge.

Simple mind and developed limbs

Bald men look for flowers to wear, and ugly people do more harm.

A rabbit's tail can't be long.

Rabbits listen to the north and the south (metaphor for people who can't tell right from wrong)

Push a dead man across the line (figuratively refusing to take responsibility)

Kill the donkey after grinding.

Self-indulgence makes it difficult to succeed at home.

Swallowing gold to commit suicide, both people and money are empty.

Take off your pants. Show it to others.

Dig a hole in the wall (figuratively, knock down a person or a group or make things impossible)

Cut off a piece of meat to cure boils-take a treatment worse than illness.

Frog said he was thick, snake said he was long.

Wear a hat askew and pretend to be a good man.

Wearing a hat and arranging flowers obliquely (satirizing ugliness after drunkenness)

Squat in the pot and put the stove on (referring to people clinging to others casually)

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures (figuratively speaking, deliberately distorting the original intention)

Blow the trumpet with a crooked mouth

There are sheep outside and wolves at home.

In sheep's clothing, there is a wolf's heart hidden inside.

If you chase rabbits outside, you will lose your temper in the house.

Wang Po's fucking foot binding is long and smelly.

Wang po sells melons to brag.

Forgot to eat a few bowls of rice by yourself

Kill cattle and eat meat.

Tail up to the sky

Learn to walk first, then learn to climb.

Literature can't secure the world, and it can't secure the world.

Chinese characters are unpredictable, and martial arts are unpredictable (word detection: disassembling or merging the radicals of Chinese characters to take advantage of bad luck,

And said the words were broken. Beating rice: farming. Refers to the incompetence of officials)

No words, no strength.

Mosquitoes can't see blood, and cats can't smell fish.

Conflicts within a family or group.

A lying rabbit can't catch a running rabbit.

Turtles eat barley and waste food.

Wu Wang GUI ba Lu Yi huo

The tortoise laughs and climbs.

No money stinks, but money smells good.

People who have no ambition often yearn for it.

People who take fifty steps back are laughing at people who take a hundred steps back.

Wash your feet with a basin, one basin after another (metaphor for men marrying women, one after another)

I like being covered in a chicken coop. It looks good outside and dirty inside.

A blind cat meets a dead mouse.

Blind fist, old routine

Blind people light candles-it's pure waste.

Blind people are greedy for money.

Write fast but stray from the subject.

Don't deal with it at ordinary times, and complain when you are in trouble.

Salted radish is light and sad.

County magistrate, county magistrate, listen to money (describing officials taking bribes and bending the law)

I want to eat mutton, but I am afraid of embarrassment.

Miss, it is difficult to embroider the door.

A small cage can't hold a big bird.

There is no room for a big bodhisattva in a small temple.

The villain is arrogant.

Small puddles can't keep big jiaozi.

A little wizard is dwarfed by a big wizard.

My heart fell into my stomach.

The scholar rebelled for three years.

Embroidered pillow (figuratively speaking, only those who have no real talent and learning in appearance)

A pillow embroidered with a bag of grass.

Find something to do.

Bed press (metaphor for women's incompetence or overeating at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still hard.

You don't know anything about the fire from the pipe.

The giant of words, the dwarf of action.

This is for Yan people. The guests are ghosts.

There is no one in the eyes/eyes (ironic arrogance)

Eyes on the forehead/head (meaning that some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like a mouse, heart like a tiger.

Cats don't take mice, they only eat chickens.

The officials in Yaoling are very generous (Yaoling: the name of the village)

The jar on Yaoling is a real guy every year. Tuantuan nest: (square) circle. Metaphor has no progress or improvement]

Eat sheep's brain, regardless of sheep's life

Begging for three years, lazy to support the pot.

Pheasants care about their heads and tails.

A mouthful of grass (metaphor for people's words and deeds are chaotic, or people have many bad ideas)

Full of vault tendons [vault tendons: (square) grass]

Mean cunning

You can't eat a penny (square)

One monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat and three monks have water to eat.

The bull's head faces east and the horse's face faces west.

Eat a fat man in one breath (metaphor for people who are eager to succeed)

Nothing, money is like life, two feet stretch out, clean (nothing: describe people as extremely stingy. Stretch one's foot: refers to death)

One year in the soil, two years abroad and three years in denial.

Shovel into the well [(square) indicates a desire for success]

A light bone, not four or two.

Think of yourself first (people's selfishness)

Hit the south wall (describing a person who is stubborn and willful and doesn't know how to improvise)

Deny all knowledge of an event.

A nest of monkeys are all surnamed Sun.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai.

A leaf can't see Mount Tai. Two beans plugged my ears and I couldn't smell the thunder.

Measure the height of a great man by the standard of a small person

One set of yin and one set of yang.

Li Yin ghost pulls a vertical line and has something to do after dinner (Li Yin ghost: in dialect, it refers to a ghost who takes the life of a woman in labor. Longitudinal thread: in dialect, it refers to the carding line when weaving on the old loom)

Win the cat and lose the cow.

Eggs roll in an oil tank, one is smoother than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oily shoe leather (figuratively speaking, thick leather)

With 800 and 1000, the emperor wants to be immortal.

Milk is the mother.

Have a mother, no grandfather to teach/have a mother to teach (ironic uneducated)

Have eyes but don't know the jade of Jingshan (Jing: refers to the ancient state of Chu. Jingshan Jade: Jade discovered by a jade craftsman in Jingshan. Over the years, you have been misinformed that you don't understand gold and jade.

I want to be a bitch and build a chastity memorial arch.

I want the horse to run fast, and I want the horse not to eat grass.

Nice and smart, and cows don't eat grass.

Expect the horse to run fast, but don't let it eat grass-eat your own cake and help yourself.

I want the hen to lay eggs, but I don't give it rice.

A lump on elm's head (describing people's stubbornness)

Jade waves go to four o'clock, and they are still the skin of kings.

Meet a sheep is a hero, meet a hero is a sheep.

Round hand plate (metaphor at a loss)

Guests are not welcome at home, but they know less about their hosts when they go out.

There are bears at home and dragons outside.

Like a tiger at home, like a mouse when going out.

Be a hero in front of the sheep, be a sheep in front of the hero (Mongolian proverb)

If I know today, why should I know?

Sit on the toilet, but don't shit-don't do any work, stick to your post and don't let anyone take over.

It's easy to stand and talk.

Can't play chess well in the long exam (exam: thinking; Bad chess: losing chess)

Draw a gourd according to the script.

The other mountain always looks taller-the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener.

This mountain looks higher than that one, and there is no wood to burn in that mountain.

If you fight for him, you will lose an elbow.

To lie brazenly/completely/blatantly

Shake a whole bottle and a half bottle.

Eat only vegetables [thorns: the long stems of certain vegetables. Cauliflower is cauliflower. Metaphor can only stand praise, not criticism]

See the cow's tail, but not the cow's body.

cannot see the wood for the trees

As long as it is beautiful, it is cold.

Only value the clothes men wear, not the men themselves.

A paper tiger can see through it.

Sell mountain mills, borrow water to sail (metaphor)

Pig eight quit to rake, rake back.

Can't catch the tiger, take it out on the cat.

You can't catch mice and take it out on cats.

The son is a wolf in the mountains, and success is even more rampant.

Self-pulling stone self-pressing foot

I fell and complained about the high threshold.

Dig a hole and bury it yourself.

The walking daughter-in-law defeated her family.

The mouth is two skins, and there is no high or low talk.

Read Buddhist scriptures in your mouth and be a thief in your hand.

Reading amitabha is like a snake's nest.

Yao Shunyu is doing the same thing as a thief and a prostitute with soup in his mouth.

Hard mouth and brittle bones (describe people with hard mouth and soft heart)

I don't know how smelly shit is sitting on it.

Being an emperor means wanting to live forever.

When a monk rings a bell/when a monk rings a bell for a day (metaphor takes up a position and doesn't work well)

If you can't make salt, you can't make acetic acid