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Myself in my eyes

Myself in My Eyes 1

My biggest hobby now is reading books. Every time I go out, I ask my mother to buy me a few books. Now from time to time, my mother will buy many types of books. After returning from the books, I sometimes borrow some books from each other with my younger sisters, classmates, and older sisters in the same grade. I also spend most of the day in the library when I have time during holidays! My mother is very supportive of this and often talks about my naughty childhood: "I always wanted to cultivate your reading habit. At that time, when others were reading, you were tearing the books apart!" Haha... Every time I read a book, I would be immersed in the storyline. Sometimes I would laugh and talk to myself. Sometimes I would run out of the house, find tissues to wipe my eyes, and discuss the plot with my mother! My parents often tease me for turning into a "little rabbit"!

My goal is to be a good student for teachers, a good child in the eyes of my parents, and a good role model in the eyes of my classmates! I believe that learning should not be compared with others, but should be compared with yourself. Only by continuous efforts can you constantly surpass yourself! Myself in my eyes 2

Myself in my eyes is like an unsolved mystery. I seem to know myself, but I don’t understand myself.

I don’t know who my best friend is, and I don’t know who my worst enemy is.

Please call me question mark. Whenever you ask me who I am, I can only answer you that I am a human being and my name is XX. Once, my mother asked me: "What kind of person do you think you are?" I thought about it over and over, but I couldn't come up with an answer because I didn't know what kind of person I was. In front of my family, I am a tomboy; in front of girls, I am a very enthusiastic person; in front of boys, I am a violent person. So I don’t know who I am.

I still remember that during an interview, the examiner asked me: "How is your personality? How do you play with your classmates?" I was stunned and said: "I played well with my classmates, but It’s not good either. My personality is very cheerful, but sometimes I can’t control my emotions. I don’t know what my personality is like.”

I really want to know myself, but I don’t know how. Know yourself. I have no idea what my personality is like, what makes me happy or sad, or how I look in front of others. Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses, but I don't know whether I am excellent or a person with many shortcomings. I try hard to make a good impression, but I don’t know how to make a good impression. I have one, two or even three sides of me, but I still don’t know what kind of person I am. I'm like an eternal problem. I don't know how to solve it myself, let alone others.

I very much hope that I can use my brain to crack this question, so that I can get rid of this trouble and truly understand myself. Myself in My Eyes 3

I am a lively and cheerful little girl, nine years old this year.

I, with a playful ponytail, a pair of bright big eyes, a small and sensitive nose embedded in my fair face, and a small cherry-like mouth, every day When I smile, two cute and sweet dimples will appear at the corners of my mouth. I have a well-proportioned figure and am about 1.4 meters tall.

Although I am a petite and gentle girl, I am as chivalrous as a boy. If I see a classmate being bullied, I will stand up and help her righteously and bravely.

I have a wide range of hobbies, including reading, playing the piano, painting... My favorite among them is dancing. Dancing not only exercises my coordination skills, but also cultivates my sentiment. Whenever I finish my homework, I have to practice it at home several times. From time to time, I have to look pretty in front of the mirror. I feel so confident! When my mother saw me, she would sometimes cast encouraging glances at me, and sometimes give me a thumbs up to praise me, which made me feel happy. I secretly made up my mind to practice harder so that I could dance more gracefully.

I remember one time, I went to learn Latin dance. Because I danced so enthusiastically, I even forgot the time to go home. My mother made several phone calls and I didn’t hear them. I was completely immersed in it. In the world of dance. At this time, the teacher came over, looked at his watch, looked at me again, and said to me gently: "Nannan, why don't you go home after class?" Oh, I suddenly realized it, and then I realized that it turned out that , I was too involved in dancing and forgot about time. I left the classroom reluctantly.

This is me, a little girl who loves to dance, laugh, and be pretty. Are you willing to be friends with me? Myself in My Eyes 4

I am a lively little boy, I have many advantages and disadvantages.

Let’s talk about my advantages first. My greatest strength is my perseverance when encountering difficulties. Once, I was playing with a level 32 player in the game, "Wow! He's not dead yet, there's so much blood!" I said to myself enviously.

I used Sancha, but unexpectedly a God of Accuracy appeared unexpectedly. At this time, I suddenly had the desire to fight with him, and then I had continuous attack opportunities. I planned to bury him. , and used another three prongs.

"Uh! He's not dead yet." And he started to fight back. "Test!" I yelled. There was only a trace of blood left, so I quickly added more blood. Although my weapons are not as good as his and I don't have much blood, I still decided to fight him. When I used the three-pointer again, I kept thinking in my heart: "Nuclear explosion, nuclear explosion, come out quickly." It's true that hard work pays off. My determination and sincerity finally paid off, and I saw a nuclear explosion appear on the computer screen. He buried him, and I happily said to him: "886" (goodbye).

Playing games is meant to be entertainment when you have nothing to do, but I understand that if you want to defeat others in the game, you also need perseverance.

I, like everyone else, have my strengths and weaknesses. My biggest shortcoming is that I don't like sports. Sports are more difficult for me than studying. For example, every time during the summer vacation, my friends ask me to go out to play, and I always find excuses not to go. I stay at home alone with the air conditioner on, watching TV and playing computer games. I never go out to play. Except when our family goes on a trip, I usually play at home. This is because I am afraid of the heat, so I don’t want to go outside. I have gained several pounds now.

This is the self in my eyes. I will change my inactivity in the future, make myself thinner, and play less computer games in the future.

In the future, I will learn more about the strengths of others, correct my own shortcomings, and become a more useful person to society. So now I want to play less computer games and watch less TV. Exercise more and study hard. Myself in My Eyes 5

Talking about being lively and cute, it both makes me happy and sad! What makes me happy is that when I was at school, my lively and cheerful classmates all played well with me, and I also got to know many classmates from other classes; my sister is a quiet person, and every time she comes to my house, I They were all jumping around her very excitedly. As a result, she always said loudly to me: "Feng Chenhan, don't move, be quiet." I had to listen to my sister obediently, sit quietly next to her, and listen to what she said to me. Lecture topic.

I have a wide range of hobbies, including reading, dancing, and painting... Among them, I like reading the most. Books can take me into a magical and beautiful world, and they can also take me into the ocean of knowledge and have fun.

I am the Chinese class representative and early reading administrator of the class. When I was in the first grade, I was always busy at work. In the second grade, I am already great. I can complete the tasks assigned by the teacher in time. I have excellent academic performance in the class. I am a role model for my classmates and a capable assistant to the teacher.

This is how I see myself, a lively and cheerful little girl with a wide range of interests. Myself in My Eyes 6

Everyone is very concerned about other people’s evaluation of themselves. After all, “the beholder is clear”. All people live in the evaluation of others and think that other people's evaluation is right. In fact, this is not the case. You are only yourself in the eyes of yourself, not in the eyes of others.

A young man asked a Zen master for advice: "Master, some people praise me as a genius, and I will do something great in the future; some people call me a fool, and I will not make much progress in my life. In your opinion," "You are How do you view yourself?" the Zen master asked. The young man shook his head, looking confused. "For example, if you look at the same pound of rice from different perspectives, its value will be completely different. In the eyes of the cook, it can only make two or three bowls of rice; in the eyes of the farmer, it is worth at most 3 yuan. money; in the view of the cake maker, it can be processed into biscuits and sold for 5 yuan; in the eyes of the MSG manufacturer, he can extract MSG and sold for 8 yuan; in the view of the wine maker, it can be made into wine, After blending, it sold for 40 yuan, but the rice was still the same.

The master paused, and then said: "For the same person, some people will lift you up very high, and some people will put you down very low. In fact, you are you." How promising you are depends on how you view yourself. "The young man suddenly realized.

Most people are very concerned about other people's evaluation and opinions of themselves. Of course, we need the guidance and help of friends around us when we grow up, but you can't leave your destiny to others. Between two lips. Could it be that if someone says that you are a fool, a fool, a good-for-nothing, and will never achieve anything, then you just listen to what he says and are willing to be a fool and not work hard to create a career?

Dante said: "Go your own way and let others tell you. "As for other people's evaluation of themselves, if what others say is right and beneficial to you, listen to it; if not, you can ignore it. Myself in My Eyes 7

Hello everyone! I am a lively and cheerful person My little girl is named Gong Yi because my mother wants me to be versatile.

I have long hair and wear it in a ponytail with a hairpin on my head. My eyes are big and bright, and they are like two black grapes. I have a pretty little nose and my mouth is like a crescent moon when I smile. And my hearing is very good!

Today I wore a red cotton-padded jacket, black jeans, and black and white sneakers. I looked very cute and playful, like a cheerful elf.

I am very popular! Well, I have many good friends in school. I also have a wide range of hobbies, such as playing piano, playing badminton, playing diabolo, skating, reading, etc. And I like reading books. Whenever I see a book I like, I will buy it immediately. If I look at a book, I will forget everything around me and look at it obsessively. I think of what Gorky said: Books are the ladder of human progress.

I am also willing to help others. Once, my good friend Li Yuanjing didn’t bring double-sided tape, so I lent it to her. There was also a math test, and my deskmate didn’t bring a ruler, so I lent it to him.

I’ll tell you. I talked about my strengths but didn’t talk about my weaknesses. In fact, I had many shortcomings! For example, I didn’t like taking a bath or washing my hair. Sometimes I talked nonsense in class, which made the teacher very angry, so the teacher would tell me to stand up! So many shortcomings need to be corrected.

Although my academic performance is not among the best in the class, my teachers and classmates like me.

I will do well! Study, make progress every day, and become your mother’s good daughter, your teacher’s good student, and your classmates’ good partner! Myself in my eyes 8

In my eyes, I am a smart me and a proud me, I like to have a bad temper... In short, in my eyes, I am a changeable girl. In my eyes, I am a smart person. In math class, the teacher often comes up with some thoughts. When the students were thinking hard about the question, I raised my hand confidently, and the students looked at me with envy. At this time, let alone how happy I was! In the Chinese class, I also Not bad. The teacher asked us to summarize the meaning. I rolled my eyes and raised my hands high, for fear that the teacher would call out another classmate and the classmates would look at me with disbelief. I am happy but nervous because I am the first one in the class to raise my hand. I am afraid that I will answer the wrong question and be laughed at by my classmates. It feels really uncomfortable!

In my eyes, I am I am a proud person. Take this final exam for example! My Chinese score is 98 points, my math score is 110 points, and my English score is 107 points. I did very well and ranked first in the grade department. At this time, I look down on those students with low scores, and blame him for losing marks to our class, which makes them so embarrassed that they don’t even dare to raise their heads to see others! I’m so sorry! Hey...

In my eyes, self is I love to have a bad temper. At home, I am not a rich young lady, but I do have a little temper at any time. When I was a child, when I had a little temper, my father slapped me twice on the face, and then I covered my face, I ran back to my room, threw things around, and refused to eat. There was really nothing my parents could do to me! When I grew up, although I occasionally played a little bit, it was never the same as when I was a child.

In my eyes, I am a smart and proud girl; in my eyes, I am a girl who loves to have a bad temper; in my eyes, I am a changeable girl! The self in my eyes 9

In my eyes, I am a person who is not enterprising, lazy, and thinks he is smart.

In the eyes of others, I am a middle-class student. In my eyes, I think I am a smart person who always thinks that what I do is the best. I think I am very wrong. I am lazy because I know that I am wrong and I make mistakes. In the eyes of the teacher, this is knowingly making mistakes. I have a very low opinion in my own eyes. In my eyes, I have no merit at all. I am like a stone on the roadside. I neither look forward to the future nor recall the past. I spent thirteen years of youth in confusion. Share your worries with me while chatting with others in the game where I play the role of friend to comfort them. In my own world, I don't have the courage to fight and face difficulties, and I don't dare to face setbacks and failures. Frustration and failure in life are the mother of success. We can only work hard in real life, strive for it, and fight hard. Then you will have your own pride and dignity. Only by fighting hard can you win in life, and only by facing failure again and again can you reach the peak. Only by working hard to face difficulties in life can you have the possibility of winning. Only by leaving our own footprints on the road of life can our life be more exciting and we can be worthy of our own life. Life is like a flower, it is reborn, blooms, and withers. We can only do our best in the limited time we have, so that we don't go through this world in vain. Make your life more brilliant. Let your life have its own place in the history of the world, and let your spirit last forever. Only by working hard can you reach the pinnacle of life. If you don't work hard, everything will become a cloud and go away from you. Hard work is the foundation of everything. Only by working hard can you realize your dreams and become the pillar of the motherland. I will make myself work harder to make my life more exciting. I want to be my own unique self. I want to be the arrogant person in my own eyes and let my life shine with my own light. My Eyes on Myself 10

In this afternoon’s class meeting, we listened to the explanation of the book "Deliberate Practice" in "Fan Deng Reading".

At the beginning, Fan Deng pointed out directly that genius is not born, and the only secret to becoming a genius is deliberate practice. , the so-called deliberate practice, that is, investing a lot of energy in something to develop your own expertise or skills in this aspect, practicing hundreds or thousands of times, and then you will change from an ordinary person to a master in a certain aspect. . A person with super memory is not a genius, but has been trained day after day.

Because human beings constantly require themselves to deliberately practice transcendent skills in a certain aspect, so we are constantly challenging the limits of human beings and constantly refreshing them. While we are exercising, the brain capacity of our brains is increasing. It is also growing rapidly.

Fan Deng tells us that if you want to become a genius, first, you must have a clear goal; second, you must be focused when doing this; third, you must constantly step out of your comfort zone. Use these methods to slowly improve your level in certain aspects, and you will become an elite among them. If we can do the above three points, then, unknowingly, I will have a subconscious reaction to this matter.

Fan Deng said that deliberate practice should be used in work, and the "work" of our middle school students is to study. If we add deliberate practice to study, we will also make ourselves remember more. , more difficult knowledge points, but we must also avoid three wrong ideas: 1. Genetic limitations; 2. Have enough time; 3. As long as we work hard enough. Sometimes, these always become the reasons why we do not do well in exams or study well. In fact, they are not correct at all. Therefore, this is no longer the reason why we do not do well in exams or studies.

At the same time, we cannot stop studying. We must look for interesting things to become interested in learning, so that we will become more and more serious, and then we must devote ourselves to it. With our own ideas, we Be brave enough to innovate.

We don’t have to be geniuses that people admire, but we must be the best “me” in our own eyes. Myself in My Eyes 11

In class, I listened carefully and spoke actively.

I write my homework neatly and carefully, and like to discuss and solve problems with my classmates. As a member of the squadron, I serve as the labor committee member and the leader of the first group. Every morning I will come to the classroom on time before 7:45, collect the students' homework neatly, and hand it to the teacher on time. When I was working as a labor committee member, I enforced the law like a mountain and worked properly with my classmates.

In normal times, I would join the school football team after school every day. No matter rain or shine, I would insist on actively participating in hard training. It is this kind of persistence that not only exercises my endurance, physical strength and perseverance, but also greatly improves my football level.

I have many advantages, but I also have many shortcomings. For example, I am not attentive enough to do things, and sometimes I am prone to desertion. But I hope that I can maintain my strengths and work hard to correct my shortcomings in my future studies. Be a well-rounded good child.

This is how I see myself, a little boy who loves learning and football. The Self in My Eyes 12

I am a cheerful girl who loves to laugh, and I am always happy to joke with my classmates. A coward who is usually bold but timid in front of the teacher.

I can’t hide my happiness. In class, if something funny happens, I just say "Plop!" and feel happy! Sometimes I tell my mother something funny, in front of my mother. , before I opened my mouth, I was already grinning from ear to ear. In my eyes, I am a cheerful girl who loves to laugh.

When I was in the fifth grade, the grandmother of a classmate went to heaven for a trip. Later, she saw that heaven was so wonderful that she never came back. I don’t know why, but I was just thinking about how to make him happy. I wanted to tell a joke to make her laugh, so I coughed and started telling a joke. Suddenly, the classmate looked up, with red eyes. But there was an unbreakable smile on his face. In my eyes, I am a happy fruit who can make my classmates happy.

I am very bold in normal times and dare to talk back to my parents. Just talk back!~ But when it comes to class, I can’t do it. I don’t have to raise my hand if I know how to do it, and I don’t even need to raise my hand if I don’t! In my eyes, I am a timid person.

Why do they say that girls like me are very bad, they can only hide themselves, and show their best side in front of others, and their bad sides are often covered up, so that others There is no way to understand myself, but I feel that I am not the kind of person who hides. I am just afraid of the teacher, that's all. They say this to me, which hurts my heart so much...

But it doesn't matter, I will use actions to prove that what they say is wrong, and there are still many people on my side, because I am popular o(∩_∩)o...

This is me, everyone get to know me Let’s do it! Myself in my eyes 13

I——Deng Xiaoyu. He is lively, confident, born with ADHD and speech disorder. My hair is neither long nor short, black, without any other color, and my eyes are black, big, and beautiful!

Hehe! The heavyweight rice bucket is here! Who is the big heavyweight? No need to ask, of course it’s me! No matter what kind of food or rice it is, I like to eat it all, except boiled eggs.

I love eating meat, but I don’t gain weight. How can this be true? This is me, 9 years old, 27 kg, as thin as a noodle, even the doctor who treats me calls me Skinny Monkey

This is me, as thin as a noodle, even the doctor who treats me calls me Skinny Monkey Skinny monkey girl.

I am a monkey, but like a pig, I am clumsy. Even the simplest verbal arithmetic is wrong: 2+3=65+8=14. Who would be so fun? Dad said:

This is not a monkey, is it obviously a pig?

This is me, a clumsy girl who is suspected of not being a monkey.

I am a sports athlete, a runner, and I won first prize in the third grade. When my classmates saw me running first, they all stood in front and cheered me up. I was full of confidence. If I didn't have the confidence, I might be second or third. So as long as people have confidence. It will succeed.

This is me, a girl who loves sports.

The books I love are reading and reading. This is my most lovely moment, when I am attentive and unblinking. I finished reading the book in no time.

My mother rarely buys me books, most of them are borrowed. There are very few study books in my bookcase. I hate it. Why don’t there be wonderful stories in it? I like fairy tales and popular science.

This is me, a lively, confident girl who loves to read, read, and exercise, is clumsy, as thin as a noodle, and is called a thin-skinned monkey by the doctor who treats me. I have ADHD and a speech disorder. Myself in My Eyes 14

My name is Shi Kexin, I am a smart girl, not tall, thin and small.

I like myself very much. I have watery eyes and long eyelashes, at least one centimeter. My mother always says that long eyelashes don’t look good, but I think they look pretty! When you blink your eyes, your eyelashes will flash, you are very energetic! What I like most is my black and smooth hair! It works very well with my best and favorite crooked braids. Look, as soon as I jump up, the braids "jump" to my rhythm. In my opinion, it's so fun!

My personality is dual. Don’t underestimate me. I am usually so introverted in school and don’t play much with my classmates. That’s just because I am slow in homework, timid, and have a lot of homework. There is less time. During class, I was really too quiet. When the teacher asked me questions, I always had to think very accurately before I dared to raise my hand. But as soon as the teacher called me, I had to stutter out some answers, and my voice was very soft. Therefore, my classmates thought I was an introvert.

Look! Today, I finished my homework early, so I played "whack-a-mole" with my classmates. I play the role of a whack-a-mole, and my reaction time in the game is very fast. I can always use my best trick at the most critical moment: pretend to walk away, then wait for them to stand up, and when they are not paying attention, I will Approach slowly and catch them all at once, no one can escape.

At home, I am like a lively kitten. One moment I am asking my mother to give me money to buy books, and the next moment I am playing with my brother... running around, bumping here and there, jumping around, Can't stop for a moment.

By the way, I’m good at painting. I have a rich imagination, and I always want to draw a work that is the same as what I imagined, but I can never be satisfied with it. Every time it is much different, alas! I can't draw, but I still keep at it.

I am still very timid. Whenever I see flying insects or reptiles, I am so scared that I run ten meters away. That time, my brother and I were playing hide-and-seek. A mosquito flew over where I was hiding. I was so frightened that I jumped out with a scream. My brother saw it and laughed. Look! I'm just so timid.

This is me, a little girl with dual personalities and rich imagination. Do you like me? Myself in My Eyes 15

Looking at the "handsome" boy with a pair of big glasses in the mirror, I felt both familiar and unfamiliar. I often ask myself, do I really know myself? Someone must know me better than me.

Come and see yourself in my eyes!

My name is Cai Xin. This name came from my "lack of gold in the five elements". Alas, this explanation is too far-fetched! Because my name itself is a "nickname", my nickname is widely circulated outside. There are the most "basic" "Cai Xin", and there are also more advanced "menu" and "cauliflower". The most hateful thing is that because of my big front teeth, my second brother calls me "Cai Da Ya", which makes me quarrel whenever I see him. shelf. Regarding these nicknames, I went from being crazy at first to taking them for granted now. To be honest, if I hadn't had a better character, I would have gone "crazy"!

I try hard to "create" an elegant little boy and leave a quiet and beautiful impression on others. But my hands and mouth were doing me a disservice. My mother said that I have ADHD and can't control my hands and mouth. If I don’t have a mouth, I must have a hand. Every time I make a mistake, it is inseparable from these two "causes", so I try to behave better and be better in school, and only let go after school, so I form I have lost my "two-sidedness" in the eyes of others, and some people even say that I am a "Gemini". Hey, he is a real Aries! Therefore, in order to no longer be a "Gemini", I must try to be consistent inside and outside school in the future, otherwise students would not know what kind of messed up zodiac sign I am! I don’t want to be “unjustly accused” by them again!

I am well aware of my own problems, and it seems that I understand myself relatively well.

I also have a problem that I am embarrassed to mention - laziness. Because of this bad habit, I have suffered a lot. In the future, I must get rid of this bad habit and make myself truly the "Three Golds" in my name. .