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Ask riddles, two-part allegorical sayings, crossword puzzles or brain teasers as much as possible, preferably above 10!
1, crossword puzzle: three overlapping words, don't guess the words. (Type a word)
2, crossword puzzle: a word has four strokes, not horizontal or vertical, mom can't guess, dad laughs. (Type a word)
3. crossword puzzle: half won, half left. (Type a word)
4. Crossword puzzle: Byakki Smoker. (Type a word)
5. crossword puzzle: 100 1 yuan. (Type a word)
6. riddle: the rainbow falls on the earth and crosses the river; Cars and horses galloped above and ships passed below. (Name a building)
7. crossword puzzle: a person standing by. (Type a word)
8. crossword puzzle: there is a field on the top, a river on the bottom, three mountains facing down, and February is closely connected. (type)
9. Crossword puzzle: one plus one. (Type a word)
10, crossword puzzle: there is a man in the south with two gourds on his back. He likes willows and is afraid of Dongting Lake. (Type a word)
1 1, crossword puzzle: I can't get out. (Type a word)
12, riddle: Not afraid of scissors, afraid of no light. I go, he goes, but I'm not me.
13, crossword puzzle: long corner at the beginning. (Type a word)
14, crossword puzzle: add a little and there are four sides. (Type a word)
15, crossword puzzle: two trunks, six branches, and there is a road in the middle where no one walks. (Type a word)
16, crossword puzzle: find half. (Type a word)
17, crossword puzzle: Sun. (Type a word)
1. mesh
2. Father
Pass or arrive.
enter
acute
6. Bridge
7. Beside ...
Step 8 use
9. Wang and Feng
fire brigade
1 1.
12. Shadow
13. Noon
140,000
15.
16.
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a two-part allegorical saying
The ducks waddled along.
Parrots parrot what others say.
Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.
The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.
Cats cry mice-crocodile's tears
Dogs drive ducks-croak
Cattle hoof-two halves
The mouse came out of the hole-look around.
The old cow eats grass-hesitates.
Tiger butt-untouchable
Dogs take mice-mind your own business.
Tigers pull carts-who dares (drive)?
Toads eat swan meat-dogs are bold enough.
Toads eat cowpeas.-hang up.
Cats catch mice, dogs watch the door-a responsibility.
Guizhou Donkeys Learn to Bark Horses —— Southern accent to North tune
The sparrow flew into the chimney-it had life and no hair.
Brain Twister
The heart exchange operation failed, and the patient sang a song to the doctor as his last words. Please guess the title of the song (in fact, you don't understand my heart).
When does the clock stop? I won't leave when it needs repairing.
Where will the talents really become victims? (operating table)
What chicken has no wings? (frog)
Who does the male hairdresser like least? (Bald man)
Eight birds were standing in the tree, and one was shot dead. How many birds are left? There was nothing left, and all the others flew away.
What is the prisoner's favorite way to die? (die of old age)
Which organ do thieves fear most? Anonymous (tight encirclement)
Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower? The bottle beside the paper vase is a flower.
Why do swallows fly to the south for the winter? (because it's too slow to walk there)
People don't like to eat anything (suffer)
Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has become a "father". Is it possible? (You can be a father if you play house)
What is the best way not to get carsick? (Not by car)
Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why? (Foreigners don't understand English)
What is the last thing a person wants to say to a doctor before surgery? (Can you be gentle? )
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