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Spongebob's classic lines
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2. Spongebob: "Do you know why the chicken crossed the road?"
Patrick: I don't know.
Spongebob: "Because the chicken is going to cross the road."
Spongebob: "Let's catch jellyfish!"
4. Spongebob: "Hi ~ Squidward Tentacles ~"
5. Spongebob: "You're right, Squidward Tentacles." (adoring expression+tone)
6. Spongebob said to Squidward Tentacles (super fast): "Squidward Tentacles, Squidward Tentacles, Squidward Tentacles, Squidward Tentacles, Squidward Tentacles ..." (Squidward Tentacles looks anoxic-|||)
7. Spongebob: "Hey, Squidward Tentacles, do you want to blow bubbles? Just 25 cents. "
Spongebob: "Oh, Squidward Tentacles, you are smoking. You look like a cooked vegetable! " "
9. Spongebob: "Gary the Snail, come and take a bath. I must let you take a bath now! Did you hear that, Gary the Snail? You give me back Gary the Snail, Gary the Snail and Gary the Snail ... "
10. Spongebob: "We said don't touch anything, which means don't touch anything! Hi! Hi! Hi! Ladies and jellyfish, have you noticed the salt irrigation? I mean, you have to fill it up every night. I mean, where did it, it, it ... where did we go? Huh? Huh? Ah! Do you know what I'm talking about? Why do you need more than two squirrels to change a light bulb? Why? Because they are so stupid! Did you hear that goldfish went bankrupt? Now it is a red fish! If we are rich, it is the power of fingers! Spongebob: Because I live underwater, I am most in line with the hydrodynamic structure! "
1 1. Pai Daxing: "Hey, buddy!
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12. Pai Daxing (Spongebob's grandmother gave him a sweater, with a surprised tone): "Ah, it's a hat!"
13. Squidward Tentacles (lowering his voice): "Oh, Spongebob ..."
14. Squidward Tentacles: "Oh, this is terrible!"
15. Squidward Tentacles: "Everyone is an idiot except me."
16. Crab boss: "You can't take a penny from me!" The lovely crab boss is a typical capitalist.
17. Crab boss (yelling at the rogue): "You old rogue!"
18. Gary the Snail: "Cat ~" (It's a cat.
Not meow)
19. The biggest secret in the world is that you secretly tell someone your secret, so that you will secretly add another secret to the one he has collected.
Squidward Tentacles: Spongebob, I want to tell you something. .........
Spongebob: Ah, you are bald!
2 1. Spongebob: "Patrick, do you want to blow bubbles? Only twenty-five cents. " Patrick: I want to, but I don't have enough money! Spongebob, lend me 25 cents! Spongebob borrowed 25 cents from Patrick, and Patrick handed him the money and said, "Spongebob, I'm going to blow bubbles! " "
22. Crab boss: "Money ~! ! Money ~! ! Money ~! ! ! "
23. Spongebob: "My God! No! "
24. Spongebob: I'm ready. Are you ready, Patrick
Patrick: I'm ready. Ready, crab?
Boss Crab: Are you ready, Spongebob?
(then repeat)
25. Spongebob: What do you want to do today?
Patrick: I don't know. What do you want to do today, Spongebob?
Spongebob: I don't know. Patrick, what do you want to do today?
Until Patrick saw the balloon seller.
Patrick: I see. I want a balloon.
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