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What do you mean uncle helped you?

Question 1: I always see something in the comment area, such as "My nephew sits still and my uncle helps you up". What the hell does this mean? What do you mean I'll wait on you?

Question 2: What does it mean to attract an uncle to help me? Grandma's house and uncle's milk are Su Beiren's common names for grandma, meaning grandma on my uncle's side.

Question 3: I'm waiting for your uncle's house to help you climb the wall. If the appearance is not damaged or modified, you can pass the. If there are water drops and fog inside, it won't affect it, as long as the luminous intensity is enough.

Question 4: Dreaming of a tree just planted by the boss. I climbed up and broke the branches, and then the tree broke and was supported by my uncle. What do you mean? Dream is an image language, which is illusory!

Your dream means that you really want to be honest with others and worry about being misunderstood in some things.

Just for fun! For reference only! Don't take it seriously!

Question 5: There is a joke about the first time I went to her uncle's house with my girlfriend. When I was in high spirits, I had two more drinks with my uncle. When I stood up, I almost fell down. It's not funny. The three most important words are aunt's help.

Question 6: When my girlfriend makes out with me. Bite my mouth and hands. Why?

Question 7: I started having sex at the age of thirteen, and now I'm seventeen. It's a good thing you haven't had a baby yet, otherwise your life would be in a mess. Be grateful! Next year, 18-year-old adults can celebrate the fifth anniversary of sex at the same time.

Question 8: How to let go of a person more easily? Everyone has feelings. If he is really easy to let go of a person, it can only show that he doesn't love deeply. If he really loves deeply, his letting go may be in disguise, so sometimes people can't just trust their own eyes.

Question 9: I'll give you a score of 99.9, give you a score of 0. 1, and let you lie down. How to reply to this sentence? Answer him a little:

Your comments are even more pretentious! I refuse to obey the wall, uncle, help you!

Question 10: I have been bearing the handsomeness and wit that I should not have at my age. I'm so tired that my grandmother won't help you when crossing the street.