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Kaoker's joke
It's a pity that a young mother left her child and beloved husband like this, so she said not to take medicine indiscriminately. Be sure to read the instructions before taking medicine. If you don't know the efficacy, you can't eat casually. Once eaten, it will become a tragedy.
I think we should pay attention to the following points when taking medicine at ordinary times:
First, prescription drugs must follow the doctor's advice.
Just like friends with high blood pressure, heart disease, asthma and other diseases, they usually take some related drugs with them. But when taking medicine, you must be careful not to take it with other drugs casually, because the medicine you usually take may have a medicinal conflict with your temporary desire to take medicine, which may lead to death.
Second, you can't take more than one medicine at the same time.
I remember a doctoral student who suddenly caught a cold and had a high fever in the dormitory. The doctoral student actually took three or four cold medicines at the same time, which eventually led to death. What should I say? As a doctoral student, I don't know how to take cold medicine. It makes people laugh when they say it. He just took a variety of cold medicines at the same time and eventually died of drug poisoning.
Third, you must pay attention to the precautions when taking medicine.
People often ignore the precautions and adverse reactions of drugs, just like the anti-inflammatory drug "cephalosporin" that people occasionally take. When taking this medicine, you must be careful not to drink alcohol or even touch anything with alcohol. For example, you can't wipe your body with alcohol, and you can't eat red.
Everyone must pay attention to the fact that some big things often lie in those small details.
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