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Does Zhuge Liang have a wife?
[Edit this paragraph] Personal data
Yueying Huang
Gender: Female
Native place: Miannan Baishui, Jingzhou
Date of birth and death: 183-234?
Appearance: yellow head and black skin (that is, yellow hair and black skin)
Father: Huang.
Scholarship: equivalent to Zhuge Liang
Mother: Cai
Children: Zhuge Zhan.
Spouse: Zhuge Liang
Grandchildren: Zhuge Shang, Zhu Gejin.
[Edit this paragraph] A concise historical biography
Is the daughter of Mianyang celebrity Huang. Huang recommended a talented person to Zhuge Liang and proposed to him. After Zhuge Liang agreed, he married Huang Yueying. According to legend, Huang Yueying has yellow hair and black skin, but he is knowledgeable. However, there is also a saying that Huang Yueying herself is extremely beautiful, so she was envied by other young women in the village and vilified her appearance. Zhuge Liang invented the wooden ox and flowing horse. According to legend, it was developed from the skills taught by Huang Yueying. According to legend, some special products in Jingzhou area were also invented or made by Huang Yueying. Now, many touching legends about Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying can be heard around Xiangfan.
[Edit this paragraph] Romantic Biography
Zhuge Zhan's mother, Huang Yueying, is ugly, but she has a genius: she is proficient in astronomy and geography and knows everything. When Zhuge Liang was in Nanyang, he heard about his talent and married Huang Yueying. Zhuge Liang learned a lot from Huang Yueying. After Zhuge Liang's death, Huang Yueying died soon after, and encouraged his son Zhuge Zhan with "loyalty and filial piety" before he died.
[Edit this paragraph] Historical evaluation
◆ There is a saying in the village: "Don't marry Kong Ming, marry an ugly woman." (Biography of Zhuge Liang in Shu of the Three Kingdoms quoted Xiangyang Ji)
[Edit this paragraph] Historical chronology
197-2007, two years after Emperor Jian 'an was offered in the Eastern Han Dynasty-12 years, Zhuge Liang was ready to choose a spouse. Mianyang celebrity Huang suggested to Zhuge Liang, "I heard that you are choosing a spouse. I have an ugly girl, although she has yellow hair and dark skin, she can only match you. " Zhuge Liang agreed to get married, so Huang took the bus to see Zhuge Liang. After Zhuge Liang married, there was a proverb in the village: "Don't marry a wife like Kong Ming, only an ugly woman like Huang". Zhuge Liang lived in Longzhong, during which a guest visited. Zhuge Liang ordered his wife to grind flour. In an instant, the flour has been ground. Zhuge Liang wondered why it was so fast. Later, he observed privately and saw several Woodenhead grinding wheat and flour quickly. So Zhuge Liang asked Huang Yueying for advice and learned relevant mechanical techniques.
In 23 1-232 AD, the 9th year of Jian Xing in Shu Han Dynasty-10, Zhuge Liang recruited Liao Li, Du Rui, Hu Zhong and others to transport in baimashan, 25 miles southwest of Jinggu County, and made two kinds of transportation tools, namely wooden cattle and floating horses, by transforming the original mechanical skills.
Historical records: Huang Zhi, a famous woman in Mianyang. Huang recommended a talented person to Zhuge Liang and proposed to him. After Zhuge Liang agreed, he married Huang Yueying. It is said that Huang Yueying has yellow hair and black skin, but she has extensive knowledge. However, there is also a saying that Huang Yueying herself is extremely beautiful, so she was envied by other young women in the village and vilified her appearance. Zhuge Liang invented the wooden ox and flowing horse. According to legend, it was developed from the skills taught by Huang Yueying. According to legend, some special products in Jingzhou area were also invented or made by Huang Yueying. Now, many touching legends about Zhuge Liang and Huang Yueying can be heard around Xiangfan.
Related legend: Huang Yueying, the mother of Zhuge Zhan, is ugly, but she has a genius: she is proficient in astronomy and geography and knows everything about books. When Zhuge Liang was in Nanyang, he heard about the sages and married Huang Yueying. Zhuge Liang learned a lot from Huang Yueying. After Zhuge Liang's death, Huang Yueying died soon after, and encouraged his son Zhuge Zhan with "loyalty and filial piety" before he died.
Historical evaluation: There is a saying in the village: "Don't marry Kong Ming, marry an ugly woman." (Biography of Zhuge Liang in Shu of the Three Kingdoms quoted Xiangyang Ji)
Huang Yueying and cattle herding Liu Ma.
Luo Guanzhong's Romance of the Three Kingdoms is well known all over the world, and Chen Shou's History of the Three Kingdoms is well known. When Zhuge Liang came out of Qishan six times. The use of wooden cattle and horses to transport grain and grass is well known to all women and children. This magical wooden ox and flowing horse helped Shu solve the problem of insufficient troops, broke the enemy's blockade of the supply line, and delivered the grain and grass urgently needed by the Shu army on time, which made great contributions to stabilizing the Shu regime and quelling the riots in Shu. Of course, the villagers in Longzhong are talking about the best in the world.
When it comes to wooden oxen, we should start with the marriage between Huang Yueying and Zhuge Liang. Huang, the only daughter of a famous scholar in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, was deeply influenced by her father and parents. She is familiar with classics and has been versatile since childhood. She is a rare strange girl, the founder of robots in the world, and the originator of robots. The wooden dog, tiger and man she invented once amazed Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang studied the wooden dog, tiger and man invented by Huang Yueying for a long time, carefully pondered them and knew them by heart.
Huang Yueying asked his father to put forward the "three noes" condition to Zhuge Liang one month before his marriage, that is, he would not sit in a sedan chair, ride a horse or take a boat when he got married. A boat, a folk dry boat in Longzhong.
This "three noes" condition really embarrassed Zhuge Liang for a while. He thought, can you ask the bride to walk without riding a sedan chair, riding a horse or taking a boat? Besides, if I let the bride go, it won't make people laugh, and the bride can't face it. What can I do? This is really a headache.
Seeing that the wedding day is getting closer and closer to the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, Zhuge Liang is restless and wandering in the yard and hillside. Think I'm a man, clear pronunciation and mellow voice, really stumped by this?
One day, Zhuge Liang sat on the Chess Hill opposite him, staring at a stone with his feet and thinking hard. Suddenly I heard someone screaming at the foot of the mountain: "The cow is shocked! The cow is shocked! " Looking carefully, it turned out that the cow grinding rice at the foot of the mountain was frightened, and the pile in the center of the mill was broken, and the cow ran on the ground with the mill. Zhuge Liang stared at grinding cattle. Suddenly, he patted himself on the back of the head and said, "I see!" " "Just ran home. It turned out that he thought that by putting a shelf on the mill, people could sit. So, at first, he sawed and chopped with people who used extremely local materials for three days and three nights.
The eighth day of the twelfth lunar month is Huang Yueying's wedding day. The yard outside Huangwai is crowded with guests who come to congratulate. Of course, there are also many people watching-watching how Miss Huang went to her husband's house and how Zhuge Liang came to marry a wife.
Towards noon, at the foot of Huangjiashan near Longzhong, a colorful shadow appeared, which became clearer and clearer from small to large. "Here comes the bride!" With this cry, onlookers poured out of Huang's yard. In the wedding procession, I saw Zhuge Liang and extremely sitting in tandem on a "platform" surrounded by a red cloth curtain. Under the "platform", something like a big millstone rolled on one side, and something like an ox in front was pulled away, saying it was a sedan chair, but not a horse, but a boat, but walking on a dry slope. Everybody gather around and look at the strange places! Some touched this, some touched that, some patted what looked like a cow or a horse or a horse, and asked around the boy what it was. I am extremely happy to say to everyone: "This is my husband's' wooden cow and flowing horse' to pick up the bride!"
"Ha ha! What a fresh name! "
The "Liu Ma for herding cattle" used by Zhuge Liang for marriage consists of two parts, followed by the high-wheeled cart invented by Zhuge Liang according to the principle of pulling and grinding cattle, and the Liu Ma for herding cattle made by Zhuge Liang according to the principle of wooden dog and wooden tiger designed by Huang Yueying.
I saw this wooden cow flowing, with a belly and four feet; The head is in the collar, and the tongue is like a belly. Machetes are cow's heads, two are cow's feet, the horizontal one is a cow's collar, the rotating one is a cow's foot, the back is covered, the square one is a cow's belly, the tongue is hung, the machete is a cow's rib, the carving knife is a cow's tooth, the vertical one is a cow's horn, the thin one is a cow's saddle, and the photographer is a cow's shaft. The organ of this wooden cow is the tongue. The tongue twisted and stopped, then recovered and left.
Later, Liu Ma, the cattle herder, was lost, leaving only a high-wheeled cart. After liberation, rubber carts replaced high-wheeled carts.
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