Jokes are the best

1, Bajie finally swore one day: Nima was cheated! It's too difficult to learn from the scriptures.

When the Bodhisattva asked me to get sperm, I thought I was going to become a pig!

It is said that Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo six times. By the seventh time, Meng Huo had knelt under the account of the Shu army. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and asked indifferently, Meng Huo, are you still not satisfied?

Meng Huo looked disdainful and glared, and his teeth were clear. After a long time, he finally spit out ten words:? You're pretending to be B, you know?

3. During the early hours of the morning. Song Renzong looked at the ministers with dignity and was furious. Why isn't Bao Zheng here? ! ?

? Long live, isn't Bao Zheng here? The Eight Immortals pointed to Bao Zheng Road at a loss.

Song Renzong:? Oh, look at his head. It is black. I thought he was not here. ?

4. Qu Yuan swims in exile on the river beach, feeling depressed, feeling that the whole world is in a muddle, and I am the only one, very lonely. Suddenly I heard someone sing:? The water in the rough waves is crystal clear, which can support my tassels, and the water in the rough waves is turbid, which can support my feet. ?

Qu Yuan was greatly encouraged. Looking at the blue sky and clear water, he couldn't help but burst into tears, so he wrote a song and replied: Who is singing, warm and lonely, white clouds and blue sky are still in tears. ?

Li Bai didn't study hard in the mountains when he was a child. He sneaked down the mountain to play, walked to the stream at the foot of the mountain and saw an old woman grinding iron bars.

Li Bai asked, old woman, what are you doing?

The old woman said: I want to grind an embroidery needle.

Li Bai said: How can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle?

The old woman said: as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle.

Li Bai sat down silently and said, I see how you pick the eye of a needle when you sharpen it!

6. Jiang Taigong fished with a straight hook by the river. There was no bait on the hook, but it hung on the water. A woodcutter was puzzled when he saw this scene: grandpa, you can't catch one in a hundred years if you fish like this! Jiang Taigong smiled and said, Haha, I'm not fishing, I'm fishing for kings and princes.

The woodcutter suddenly realized: ah, it turned out to be sauce purple.

The words sound just fell and Jiang Taigong behind him coldly asked: Who is the sacred object? How do you know the old lady's name?

7. One day, Bajie finally swore: Nima was cheated! It's too difficult to learn from the scriptures.

When the Bodhisattva asked me to get sperm, I thought I was going to become a pig!

8. It is said that Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo six times. By the seventh time, Meng Huo had knelt under the account of the Shu army. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and asked indifferently, Meng Huo, are you still not satisfied?

Meng Huo looked disdainful and glared, and his teeth were clear. After a long time, he finally spit out ten words:? You're pretending to be B, you know?

9. During the early hours of the morning. Song Renzong looked at the ministers with dignity and was furious. Why isn't Bao Zheng here? ! ?

? Long live, isn't Bao Zheng here? The Eight Immortals pointed to Bao Zheng Road at a loss.

Song Renzong:? Oh, look at his head. It is black. I thought he was not here. ?

10, Qu Yuan left his hometown and swam in the river beach, feeling depressed and lonely. Suddenly I heard someone sing:? The water in the rough waves is crystal clear, which can support my tassels, and the water in the rough waves is turbid, which can support my feet. ?

Qu Yuan was greatly encouraged. Looking at the blue sky and clear water, he couldn't help crying, so he wrote a song and replied:? Who is singing, warm and lonely, white clouds and blue sky are still in tears. ?

1 1. Li Bai didn't study hard in the mountains when he was a child. He sneaked down the mountain to play, walked to the stream at the foot of the mountain and saw an old woman grinding iron bars.

Li Bai asked, old woman, what are you doing?

The old woman said: I want to grind an embroidery needle.

Li Bai said: How can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle?

The old woman said: as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle.

Li Bai sat down silently and said, I see how you pick the eye of a needle when you sharpen it!

12, Jiang Taigong fished with a straight hook by the river. There was no bait on the hook and it hung on the water. A woodcutter was puzzled when he saw this scene: grandpa, you can't catch one in a hundred years if you fish like this! Jiang Taigong smiled and said, Haha, I'm not fishing, I'm fishing for kings and princes.

The woodcutter suddenly realized: ah, it turned out to be sauce purple.

The words sound just fell and Jiang Taigong behind him coldly asked: Who is the sacred object? How do you know the old lady's name?

13, Xiaoming's name has appeared in various stories for decades. Xiao Ming is angry that he confiscated copyright fees, that everyone is not creative, that he always writes stories with his own name, and that he has not received the respect he deserves!

Xiaoming said that it has been several decades since he was born. I hope everyone will respect him and call him Lao Ming. Besides, his friend Xiao Qiang also asked him to tell everyone that he has been 19 years old since he starred in Tang Bohu. Please call him Daqiang!

14, Xiao Ming dreamed of texting: Dead vine raven, thousand coke shoes, the world is getting worse, heaven: let me do it! ?

After a while, the other end of the phone replied with eight words:? Tickets are expensive and there are many people waiting in line! ?

15, once, my friend came to see me and called me by my real name. I don't want to quit, so I immediately reminded her: No, you have to call me by my nickname. After a few seconds of silence, she carefully opened her mouth and whispered, Xiao Ming.

16, one day after school in kindergarten, I took Xiaoming on the road and passed the transformer. I pointed to the transformer and said, do you know what this is? This is called a transformer. ?

Xiao Ming looked at this side with a puzzled face. He asked me, Mom, where have all the ducks gone?

17, Xiaoming's name has appeared in various stories for decades. Xiao Ming is angry that he confiscated copyright fees, that everyone is not creative, that he always writes stories with his own name, and that he has not received the respect he deserves!

Xiaoming said that it has been several decades since he was born. I hope everyone will respect him and call him Lao Ming. Besides, his friend Xiao Qiang also asked him to tell everyone that he has been 19 years old since he starred in Tang Bohu. Please call him Daqiang!

18, Xiao Ming dreamed of texting: Dead vine raven, thousand coke shoes, the world is getting worse, heaven: let me do it! ?

After a while, the other end of the phone replied with eight words:? Tickets are expensive and there are many people waiting in line! ?

19, once, my friend came to see me and called me by my real name. I don't want to quit, so I immediately reminded her: No, you have to call me by my nickname. After a few seconds of silence, she carefully opened her mouth and whispered, Xiao Ming.

20. One day after school in kindergarten, I took Xiaoming on the road and passed the transformer. I pointed to the transformer and said, do you know what this is? This is called a transformer. ?

Xiao Ming looked around and asked me with a puzzled face. Mom, where are all the ducks?

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