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A girl who wants to be a singer asked the music teacher, "Does my voice have a future?" "Oh, well, in case of fire, your voice can come in handy."

Late at night, the child who just fell asleep began to cry again. His father decided to sing a lullaby, but at first, the person next door said, let the child cry.

One day after school, a boy followed me all the way and pestered me endlessly. At home, my brother volunteered to blow him up. The younger brother went out and shouted: You have no eyes and have a crush on my sister!

A Dai bought a new big estate, and he boasted to his neighbors: If you drive around my estate, it will take a week. The neighbor nodded sympathetically: I have such a broken car, too.

One night, a woman with long hair was sitting in a car. The driver looked behind, but the woman didn't; He stepped on the brake and watched it again. The woman watched it again and again, but the woman didn't. After braking, the woman's face was covered with blood: I have a grudge against you? I'll brake as soon as I tie my shoelaces!

A asks B: Do you want to have dinner with me today? B Answer: Yes, very much. A said happily, well, I'll be at your house on time at 7: 30 tonight.