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There is a blind road that can dry up the stream. If you fall on the bridge, you can climb up the wooden shield and hold on tight. If you miss it, you will go to rolling in the deep. Passers-by told him: "Don't be afraid, put it down first, which is practical and practical." The blind don't believe it, holding a wooden shield trombone. For a long time, I fell to the ground. But he said to himself, "Hey! If I had known, I would have been on the ground. Why bother yourself for so long! "

Cardiff Avenue is very desolate. Shen Kong kept silent, and kept a corner of it, and was strict with himself, depending on this province!

A blind man accidentally fell off a dry river bridge. He clung to the railing of the bridge with both hands so as not to be afraid of holding it too tightly. He guessed that if he let go, he would go to rolling in the deep. Passers-by told him, "Don't be afraid! As soon as you let go, it will be on the ground below! The blind man didn't believe it, so he grabbed the railing and shouted. After a long time, he was exhausted and let go of the ground. So he said happily, "Hey! If I knew it was down there, why did I put up with it for so long! Therefore, those who say that the avenue is so flat, but indulge in emptiness and loneliness, stubbornly hold the corner of (soul) and think they are reserved and rigorous, should reflect on themselves when they see this joke!