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The first episode of the tutor's dialogue

Italian: "Have you been born again? Did the boss ask you out again? It's really hard to be a celebrity. Are you going to Rome or Virginia this time? "

Reincarnation: "I'm going to Japan this time" (I reviewed the first sentence of reincarnation and thought it was so cute)

Italian: "Japan! Did the boss say that? Then he finally made up his mind. "

Completely transformed: "It seems that this will be a long journey."

Someone wants to kill reborn, reborn: "this is not a toy."

Reincarnation: "My name is mentor killer, reincarnated."

top song ...

Yamamoto: "Well, it's time to practice in the morning."

Mom: "Today is also a fine day. Ok, did today's newspaper come? Huh? The tutor is coming to visit. "

Mom: "Gang, Gang, you're going to be late again. There's nothing I can do for you. Kong, it's still a mess. Guys, get up quickly, or you will be late. Really, every day. Hmm? What is this? This is the same. It hasn't changed. Sawada Tsunayoshi students with only 15 in mathematics. "

Gunji: "Yes, that's my test paper."

Mom: "Are you all right? Take it. "

Gunji: "My test paper, what's that?"

Mom: "Do you know that a tutor will come today?" . There was an interesting leaflet in the mailbox, so I called immediately. "

Gunji: "It's no use asking a tutor."

Mom: "I will train your child to be the new leader of the next generation. Now he is a handsome young man." Not bad, and if he is willing to provide accommodation, he will provide 24-hour free teaching. "

Gang Ji "is a lie. Ah, it is so late. I don't need a tutor anyway. ... (falling downstairs) It hurts. "

Completely transformed: "Hello. Are you a group? "

Gang Ji: "You call me a gang."

Reincarnation: "I will take care of you from today."

Gunji: "Baby, what are you doing here?"

Reincarnation: "Don't worry, losers."

Gunji: "Strange, how do you even know my nickname?"

Reincarnation: "Collecting information is the basic work, Kong."

Gunji: "You are so rude. My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi. Please don't shout. You don't look like a baby at all. You even call me a gang ... (After being beaten) What are you doing? "

Mom: "Little friend, whose child are you?"

Rebirth: "I am reborn, teacher."

Mom: "tutor"

Gangji: "Rebirth ... I'm laughing to death. You are a tutor. Hahaha, your stomach hurts ... your head hurts more than your stomach."

Mom: "Gang, are you okay?" . If you don't hurry, you will be late. "

Gang Ji: "That's right. I have no time to take care of this strange child. I'm going out. " Who the hell is that guy? "

Reincarnate: "My job is a killer."

Gang Ji: "Black boy, how is that possible?" . Huh? When will you? ... the leash, the leash is not tied. "

Thoroughly remould oneself: "You are really as useless as rumored. You are probably the only junior high school student in the world who is afraid of Chihuahua. "

Koharu: "I ... I saw it. My heart is pounding. So cute ... I really want to hug him. "

Kyoko: "So cute."

Rebirth: "Hello"

Kyoko: Good morning.

Gang Ji's inner words: "She is the idol of Hesheng Middle School, Sichuan Kyoko."

Koharu: "Is this child your brother?"

Tsukiji: "No"

Kyoko: "Son, why are you wearing a suit?"

Rebirth: "Because I am a Mafia"

Gang Ji's inner words: "Mafia? What is this guy talking about? Goodbye, children. "

Kyoko: "Wow, that sounds so cool. I am going to be late for school. "

Rebirth: "Bye bye"

Koharu: "I'm late, too. Goodbye. "

Reincarnation: "Gang, do you like that woman?"

Gunji: "What that woman, Kyoko Ishikawa, is the idol of our school, and this has nothing to do with you?"

Reincarnate: "As your mentor, of course I need to be familiar with your interpersonal relationship."

Gunji: "I didn't hire you as my teacher. That's enough. Please leave me alone. "

Reincarnate: "You can't do this."

Gunji: "It hurts ... I lost ... I give up." Damn, it's a baby. Why is it so strong? "

Reincarnation: Didn't I tell you that my job is to kill people?

Gunji: "Stop joking, what killer, mafia, how is that possible?"

Rebirth: "Have you told Ishikawa Kyoko?"

Gunji: "You ... don't talk nonsense."

Reincarnation: "Why?"

Gang Ji: "As I said, Kyoko is the idol of everyone in our school. He won't look down on people like me."

Thoroughly remould oneself: "Is it because all the test scores are 17.5 on average, and the box can only jump three stories high, and none of the horizontal bars can be pulled up?" Are you a loser who can't do anything well? "

Gunji: "Yes, it's strange. How can you be so clear about my affairs?"

Reincarnation: "Your eyes told me."

Gang Ji: "There is no such thing. Anyway, forget about Kyoko. Although I can associate with such a lovely girl, it doesn't matter if I die, but even if I confess, it's useless, which I know best. "

Reincarnation: "What a powerful SangGuQuan!"

Gunji: "You are so noisy."

Completely transformed: "It seems that I should go out."

Gunji: "What do you mean?"

Reincarnation: "Just die once, and you will know when you die."

Gunji: "What do you want?"

Gangji said to himself, "At that moment, I regretted it. It's really a pity that I have to say goodbye to this world. If you are determined to die, maybe you can confess to Kyoko. "

Reincarnation: "Now is the time to die."

Gang Ji: "Resurrection, I will repent to Sichuan Kyoko with the determination to die. Where are you in Sichuan Kyoko? "

Kyoko: "That's just ... the seniors are late."

Gang Ji: "Oh, no, I accidentally rushed in front of Kyoko. There is a dead lane ahead. Look at me. "

Big Brother: "Today, I punched as hard as ever. What is he doing? " ? Tangier, where's that damn boy? "

Gang Ji: "This little thing is nothing."

Senior Ikeda: "What's wrong, Kyoko?"

Passerby A: "Nice catch, worthy of being from the baseball department."

Passerby A 2: "Ah, Takeshi Yamamoto, that's amazing."

Yamamoto: "That guy is not in our class."

Big Brother: "That guy ... is the hot-blooded boy just now."

Gang Ji: "Kyoko, please associate with me."

Chi Dasheng: "You guy ... Stop it, you pervert."

Gunji: "How did this happen? I actually confessed in front of everyone, which is totally abnormal. What happened to me just now? "

Rebirth: "That's all because of dead bullets."

Gang Ji: "rebirth"

Completely transformed: "This kind of bullet is called dead gas bomb. If it hits its head, it will die once and then come back to life with the determination to die. What will make you make up your mind to die is something you regret when you die. "

Memories: Gang Ji: "If I knew, I would confess ... I must confess."

Reincarnated: "But the time limit is only 5 minutes, and it will be restored after 5 minutes."

Gunji: "So what if there is nothing to regret?"

Reincarnation: "I am a killer."

Gunji: "Will you really die? Forget it. What should we do now? How can I get to school like this? In fact, I don't really want Xiang Jing to confess, and now ... "

Reincarnate: "I feel that I want to confess but I don't have the courage to confess."

Gunji: "You are noisy ... and it hurts. I was hit by a truck just now. Am I all right? "

Reincarnation: "Because it was mortal mode. Death mode means that the safety device in the body is in a state of complete failure, so although it will put your life on the verge of danger, it can exert amazing power. "

Gang Ji: "Well, that is to say, although my strength is sleeping in me, can I exert my great strength as long as I have the determination to die?" ... why should I accept such a thing? "

Bailing: "classmate, what are you doing sitting there?" Naked students are about to start class. "

Gang Ji: "This is Jingya Shibari, chairman of the discipline."

Lark: "I can't let you be the chairman of discipline."

Tsukiji: "Sorry."

Passerby A 3: "the underpants man came and confessed to kyoko lightning." Please promise to associate with me. At that time, he was rejected. Of course, Mr. Ichikawa. Waste a bunch, in fact, you are quite brave. "

Gunji: "Oh, life in hell is about to begin. What mentor? "

Passerby A 4: "just now, brother Tian said that he would have a fight with you in the gym during lunch break, so it's over."

Kurokawa: "It is said that Brother Chieda dueled because you were humiliated just now ... He said:" I will not let go of the man who made Kyoko cry.

Passerby A 5: "Kyoko, you have a good relationship."

Kyoko: "I'm just a member of the same Committee as Mr. Chieda."

Passerby 6: "Don't be shy, I'm looking forward to my lunch break."

Gunji said to himself, "I must run, I must run."

Reincarnation: "Did you want to run away because you were afraid? If you run away now, you must run away for the rest of your life. "

Gunji: "I don't need your little baby to judge my life. The opponent is the leader of the kendo department and the champion of last year's kendo competition. How can I win this amateur? "

Rebirth: "I don't know what Sichuan Kyoko would think. Even if she is defeated, the man who is willing to win or lose is still cool. The memory of a man who fought with the determination to die will be remembered for a lifetime. "

Gang Ji: "rebirth"

Late senior: "The protagonist of this game is me. No matter what happens, garbage has no chance of winning. The referee is a member of my side. Even if something happens, the red flag of Sawada will not rise. " It's too slow. Hasn't Sawada come yet? "

Passerby A 7: "run, he is really a waste."

Senior Chida: "So I can win without fighting."

Passerby A 7: "how can there be such a despicable senior?" I originally thought that the senior's head was very smart. "

Passerby A 8: "it's a gang, and the loser a gang is here." He is really here. Wouldn't it be better to run away directly? "

Kyoko: "Sawada classmate"

Big Brother: "Hot-blooded Boy"

Yamamoto: "A bunch of people"

Gunji said to himself, "I came when I heard that I was reborn."

Senior Chida: "You are still here, you pervert, shameless person like you? Even if God forgives you, I won't forgive you. I will punish you. "

Gunji: "Actually, I only became like that because ..."

Senior Chida: "I don't want to listen to your sophistry ... haha, you don't have to worry." You are a beginner in kendo. If you hit any part of me in ten minutes, you will win. If you can't do it, I will win, not to mention the prize. Itokawa Kyoko, of course. "

Kyoko: "I am a prize!" " "

Kurokawa: "It's terrible."

Senior Ikeda: "I'm going to do it, Sawada."

Yamamoto: "A bunch of people"

Passerby A 9: "What a waste."

Kyoko's inner language: "Sawada classmate"

Late senior: "I won"

Kyoko: "Come on, Sawada."

Gunji: "Kyoko ..."

Rebirth: Determination to Die

Gang Ji said to himself, "It's a pity that we have to say goodbye to this world. If we are determined to die, we may win the battle with Brother Tian. Just fight with the determination to die. "

Gang Ji: "Resurrection, I will fight anyway."

Passerby A 10: "The pervert has appeared ... underwear man"

Senior Chida: "What a fool! You can't beat me with such a trick ... what? "

Yamamoto: "Hand knife"

Big Brother: "He wants to hit his face."

Gunji: "I have not only one, but also a hundred."

Passerby A 1 1: "A Gang is lucky that he wants it, but he really didn't say whether to fight or take it."

Tsukiji: "If that doesn't work"

Referee: "One side wins, and the red side wins."

Passerby A 12: "It's amazing that a group of people actually won. It's messy, but it's a good job. I'm impressed with you. I am really pleased. "

Gunji: "I did this? It turns out that I am determined to die, and even the seniors can win. "

Kyoko: "Sawada classmate"

Gang Ji: "Kyoko's classmate"

Kyoko: "I'm sorry about this morning. My friends often tell me that I don't know how to laugh when I hear a joke. "

Gunji said to himself, "She actually thought the confession in the morning was a joke."

Kyoko: "Sawada, you are really something. You must be no ordinary person. Then can I call you a gang from now on? "

Gunji: "that ... of course."

Gunji said to himself, "Is it all because of that guy? Although he made a mess of my life, none of this would have happened without him. "

Prison Temple: "Is it him? The tenth generation of Von Gula, the leader candidate Sawada Tsunayoshi. "

Gunji (at home): "The 10th leader of Vonggula, you mean me?"

Reincarnate: "I am entrusted by the boss of Vongola, Pongley IX, in order to cultivate you into an excellent mafia boss."

Gunji: "I don't understand what you are saying."

Reincarnated: "Vongola's first generation of leaders came to Japan after retirement. He is A Gang's great-great-grandfather, which means that you inherited the blood of Vonggula, so you are an orthodox boss candidate. "

Gunji: "Why haven't I heard of such a thing?"

Reincarnate: "Don't worry, I will make you an excellent mafia boss."

Gunji: "What are you talking about? It's not just sleeping in my bed."

Completely transformed: "It's time for bed. See you tomorrow. "

Gunji: "What are you doing by my bed?"

Rebirth: By the way, if I disturb my sleep, the bomb trap around me will detonate. ...

Gunji: "I fell asleep with my eyes open. It's still early to go to bed. Do you only have time to sleep like a baby? "

Mom: "Kong, please take care and be reborn" (I always feel that my mother is hiding something when I see this sentence again)

Hoo ~ it took n long time to finally finish reading it. . .