A joke suitable for students

Complete works of jokes suitable for students

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes. The following is a complete set of jokes suitable for students. Let's have a look.

Joke for students 1 1, I didn't buy food yesterday, and my husband had a dinner party. I didn't want to cook, so I thought about stealing a lazy girl and going back to my parents' house to eat.

I'm glad to go home. As a result, my mother is happier than me. She saw me and said, "Daughter, you came back just in time. There are several guests at home. You cook dinner and I'll talk to them for a while. "

2. Son: "Dad, please help me correct this composition!"

Dad: "I know nothing about writing articles." Can I help you? "

Son: "Why don't you? People say that you always make a fuss about the scale of selling fruits. "

A teacher took the children to visit a chicken farm. When they walked into the incubator, a chicken had just hatched.

"Isn't it wonderful to see a little life coming out of the eggshell?" The teacher said.

"Yes, sir," said a boy, "but it would be even more wonderful if we knew in advance how it approached the eggshell."

4. In Chinese class. The teacher asked, "Who can explain the word' left behind'?"

A primary school student rushed to answer: "The meaning of' straggler' is fierce."

The teacher asked, "What do you mean?"

A pupil: "Because the paratrooper is an air force, if you let him swim, his life will be in danger!" " "

Whenever I want to register a website and find that the user name has already been registered, I will add an SB at the back, and the registration is successful. ...

2 1, Xiaoming: In fact, smoking is often not for temporary addiction, but for thinking through high concentration. Don't you think many great men come up with many good ideas when they smoke?

Class teacher: What good ideas can you come up with in the toilet? Want to eat shit in another way? What the hell? Go to my office.

2. When I got up this morning and was brushing my teeth, my mother suddenly patted my ass behind me and said vaguely, "Young man, you have a great figure."

Then I ran back to my room laughing and said to my dad, "Old man, you lost. My son didn't say I was crazy. "

Me. Almost swallowed toothpaste.

3, just curious to ask my sister, why did you kneel on one knee when proposing marriage, my sister is very calm, and kneeling on both knees is the grave! !

4, the world is getting worse, people are not old, how is it so difficult to find someone to practice children with me?

Last night, roommates played ball together, and the opposing defender was very sensitive. The fake action is dazzling and everyone can't help it.

Later, a fat man defended him, and no matter how many fake moves he made, it was difficult to break through the fat man's defense.

After the game, everyone praised the fat man for his calm defense, and the fat man scolded: I didn't have time to react at all.

Joke for students 3 Joke for middle school students 1: Students go to the toilet between classes, only to find that there is no paper, they can't wait for people, and their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. It is said that there was silence for a long time, and later ... his classmate received such a short message in class: Hello, China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details.

Joke 2 for middle school students: The dormitory is on the 6th floor. I climbed up and found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt to get it. Then I climbed up to open the door, returned the key, climbed up again and found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "You see your door is open, I'll close it for you." …

Joke 3 suitable for middle school students. The teacher called the roll in class: "Liu Hua!" "As a result, the following children shouted back:" Yeah! "The teacher was very angry." Why didn't you say' here'? The child said, "The pronunciation of this word is' ye' ..." 。

Joke 4 suitable for middle school students. In a Chinese exam, filling in the blanks with poems is a sentence in Bai Juyi's Peach Blossom in Dalin Temple. The correct answer should be "I always hate having nowhere to find my spring home". One of my classmates in the front row simply filled in "I always hate that village girls have nowhere to find".

In high school, I also filled in poems and sentences. The last sentence is: "Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other"; One of my classmates filled in: "Just say I'm in Yueyang Tower".

In a Chinese exam in high school, I also filled in the following sentence: "Mayflies shake trees". One of my classmates wrote: "Don't move". Is in line with the facts.

High school Chinese exam, writing ancient poems and sentences. The last sentence is: "When the flowers bloom", one person in our class actually filled in: "I will try my best to pick flowers".

Students used to read the text, one of which was: take out the banana fan. The original pause should be to take out a banana fan and fan it. That classmate read directly: Fan Fan, take out the bananas!

The teacher said, "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", but a classmate couldn't hold back for a long time, so he replied, "Climb a black turtle by the river in the East Village"!

Joke 5 suitable for middle school students: Xiao Lei took a high school classmate who came to see him to visit the university dormitory. He pointed to the dormitory group on the left side of the road and said, "This is the girls' dormitory area, called Vega Department." He pointed to the dormitory group on the right side of the road and said, "That's the boys' dormitory area, called the Cowherd Galaxy." He pointed to the road under his feet and said, "This road is called Yinhe Road." At this time, the female teacher in charge of the student dormitory walked by with a straight face. Xiao Lei said calmly, "This is the Queen Mother."

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