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/kloc-After 0/990, Bao, Dad and Bao Ma were all surnamed Wang, and they were named a son and a daughter. Bao Ma smiled and bent down, but her mother-in-law stamped her feet with anger.
Wen/Yu Bao parenting theory
There is a post-90s couple, both surnamed Wang. After half a year of pregnancy, my wife was pregnant with a child. When I went to the hospital for a check-up and learned that my wife was pregnant with twins, the whole family was very happy and treated the pregnant woman like a baby. When there is nothing to do during pregnancy, the couple will discuss the name of the child together, but they have never thought about the right one, thinking about waiting until the child is born.
/kloc-pregnant in 0/0, gave birth at one time, and the 90-year-old pregnant mother finally made it to the day when the child was born. Because the pregnant mother has a small pelvis, the doctor suggested caesarean section. For the safety of pregnant women and children, the family readily agreed.
In this way, twin children were born. They are twins. Seeing a man and a woman, my mother-in-law was so happy that she could have two children without having a second child. She kept praising and thanking Ma Bao. When the husband saw the child, he was so excited that he could hardly speak, holding the child in his arms and laughing.
The baby is born smoothly, so we should give it a nice name. Father thought hard and finally came up with two names. He said that both parents are surnamed Wang, and the daughter's name is Wang Yu, which means the combination of two "Wangs" is a little more. This "small" is the crystallization of their love, and the son's name is Wang Zha. Isn't it that Wang blew up when the two kings were together? Ma Bao laughed so much that the wounds of caesarean section hurt.
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