What interesting stories have you met by train?

1999 Business trip to Xichang. There were no trains at that time, only green leather cars. It took more than ten hours to reach the destination. Considering that it is too difficult to stay up late, I bought a hard berth ticket.

The ticket for the lower berth I bought just arrived, and the old man in the upper berth said that his legs and feet were inconvenient. Can you change the berth? At that time, I was strong and agreed without hesitation. He is very grateful. As soon as I settled down, the old man took out peanuts and shovels and invited me to taste them. I'm a little embarrassed. He said he made it all himself, and it was worthless. Just help yourself.

I took out the braised chicken and the rice in the military kettle and talked while eating and drinking. The old man said that his son had been a soldier in Xichang for many years and rarely went home. Not long ago, his son said that he was injured in the line of duty. It's all right. He is receiving treatment and assured his family. The old man was worried about his son's injury and fidgeted all day. He must see his son to feel at ease.

The old man said morosely that he could not read and had never traveled far. This time he went to visit his son, he was very scared and didn't know how to find his son's residence. He showed me the letter written by his son. I said your son is in Mianning county, and he is a confidential unit. When he arrives in Xichang, he will have to transfer to Mianning County. I have never been to Mianning County. I wonder how far it is.

The old man sighed and couldn't sleep. I really can't see the past. I told him that when I came to Xichang, I bought him a bus ticket to Mianning. As long as you go to Mianning County and ask the local police, they will definitely send you to your destination. Old people are always worried and sad and helpless.

As soon as he got off the train, the old man found his canvas bag with money missing. He rummaged through all his luggage and then disappeared. He has no money and can't move forward. There is no hope of going home. He was so anxious that he began to cry loudly. I am in a hurry, too. I have an appointment with my partner to meet and talk about cooperation. I lost a lot of money when I stood up, and I was in a dilemma and at a loss.

Seeing the old man's helpless and desperate expression, he couldn't bear to pay for two bus tickets to Mianning to accompany him to find his son. When he arrived in Mianning, he soon found his son's residence. His son (Jawa) was very grateful and gave me a standard military salute, which made me blush and I didn't know how to reciprocate.

In the evening, Java invited me to dinner to express her gratitude. I met Java and became good friends. Although the cooperation with Xichang fell through, we helped the desperate old man and got to know his son. The cooperation between us is also full, which may be an act of God and cannot be avoided.

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That time, on the train, I saw a pair of salty pig hands.

Because of work, I often travel on business, so it is common to take the train. So, there are many interesting things on the train. The funniest thing happened when I was on the train to Guangzhou on business.

That was many years ago, and there was no high-speed rail. On the ordinary-speed railway, there are many passengers on the train, and the carriages are often overcrowded. Especially in Spring Festival travel rush and during the summer vacation, it is more crowded. That time, one day in August, during the busiest summer vacation, I took an ordinary bus from Wuhan to Guangzhou. After I got on the bus from Hengyang, the carriage was full and I had to find an aisle seat to stand on.

At this moment, I found a strange thing. I saw a man in his thirties pushing and shoving in the aisles of several cars. At first, I didn't pay attention. Later, he walked in front of me several times before I found out. Besides, I watched him push past, only to find the skeleton in his closet.

What is this? It turned out that when he was crowded in the carriage, he leaned against the female passenger. Moreover, when she took the opportunity to clear the way with her hands in the crowd, she deliberately touched the chest and buttocks of the female passenger. In this way, the female passenger just felt his salty hands, but because there were many people, it was hard to say anything. I think this man is also playing hooligans on the train with his cleverness. But I have no clear evidence to prove his misconduct, so I can only laugh it off.

What interesting stories have you met by train?

Once I went to Shanghai on a business trip by train, bought a lower berth and got on the bus to find my place. When I found my berth, I found it occupied. I called the flight attendant at this moment and wanted to return to my position.

The flight attendant finally woke up the passenger in my berth and asked him why he took my place. He said, "My wife didn't want to sleep in the upper berth, so she put her things in the lower berth for the time being!" " Hearing this, the flight attendant immediately moved his lover's things to another upper berth. Then let me sleep in the lower berth.

My upper berth guest's lover loves playing mahjong. At that time, he was playing mahjong with others in another carriage. She had no idea that the flight attendant put her things on another upper berth, and she thought she was sleeping on the lower berth. So she came back from playing mahjong in the middle of the night and couldn't see people clearly at night. She mistook me for her lover, hugged me and kissed me, and then whispered, "Honey, haven't you slept yet?" . Her unexpected behavior woke me up, and I quickly pointed to the man in the upper bunk and said, "He is your dear!" " At this time, she felt very embarrassed and repeatedly said, "I'm sorry to bother you ..." I didn't expect such an interesting thing to happen on the train, which is still fresh in my memory.

This is an interesting story between a beautiful woman and smelly foot brother I met on a business trip by train.

Because of the long distance, I sat in the sleeping car. My position is in the upper berth, the lower berth is a beautiful young woman, and the middle berth is always empty.

When I arrived at Xuchang Station, a paunchy eldest brother, about thirty-seven or eight years old, saw the beautiful woman lying in the lower berth at the first sight when he entered the carriage, and his small eyes were immediately unscrupulous.

The beauty in the lower berth also noticed the big brother's eyes, glanced at him and then turned around as if she didn't see it, while the big brother took off his shoes and quickly climbed up the empty middle berth.

Everything was peaceful at first, but as the eldest brother took off his shoes, he suddenly smelled a foot odor, sour and smelly, just like the smell of sour and vinegar mixed with rotten eggs, comparable to gas bombs. This made the beauty lying in the lower berth unbearable at first, took out a paper towel to cover her nose and shouted at the big brother above.

Eldest brother was a little excited when he heard the beauty in the lower berth greet him, but the beauty actually let him put on his shoes, and his feet were too smelly in public. Big brother's face suddenly turned red to his neck, hurting his self-esteem. It is his freedom to argue with beautiful women and refute why others can take off their shoes.

When the beauty in the lower berth saw that Big Brother was unreasonable, she called the conductor, who also smelled the stink on Big Brother's feet and persuaded him to put on his shoes.

The eldest brother reluctantly put on his shoes, but after the conductor walked for a while, he took off his shoes again, and the smell of smelly feet around him was scattered again.

The beauty in the lower berth endured for a long time. Seeing that eldest brother had no consciousness at all, she took out a bottle of perfume full of fragrance from her bag and sprayed it on herself first, then around her shoes and smelly feet.

The smell of perfume soon spread, and the carriage was mixed with the smell of big brother's smelly feet. The fragrance and smell taste very special, but in the end it is almost impossible to breathe.

But eldest brother didn't want to, and some angrily thought that the beauty who sprayed shoes without his permission was an insult and discrimination to him, and asked the beauty to apologize and compensate.

When the beauty saw that the eldest brother was angry, she also felt that there was something wrong with not saying hello in advance and took the initiative to apologize. Who knows that the eldest brother is resolute and asks the beautiful woman to compensate him for his losses, and it will cost one hundred yuan to open his mouth.

The beauty felt a little wronged, but after her big eyes turned several times, she readily agreed to her eldest brother's request. However, she has a condition that her mobile phone is in arrears and there is no money to charge the phone bill on WeChat. She asked her eldest brother to transfer one hundred yuan to her by WeChat, and she gave her eldest brother two hundred yuan in cash.

Big brother didn't expect the beautiful woman to agree with casual angry words. The request is very simple, not to mention adding the beautiful woman's WeChat. Why not? So the transaction between them was successfully completed.

A few hours later, the man got off the bus. After a while, the beauty in the lower berth picked up the phone and sent a message to the eldest brother. Not long after, she received a voice call request from her eldest brother, but was decisively rejected by the beauty.

Soon, the beauty received a red envelope of 100 yuan from her eldest brother through WeChat, and attached several voice messages. The voice was sad, and she asked the beautiful woman to help him confirm that she had been on the train for the past few hours and had no proper relationship with her.

It turned out that the eldest brother was immediately smelled by his wife as soon as he got home, and he directly suspected that his husband was cheating outside. Just as Big Brother's wife was holding his mobile phone to ask Big Brother about his WeChat and the transfer record between them, the beautiful woman in the lower berth just sent an ambiguous and dreamy message, "Big Brother, are you satisfied tonight?"

But in the eyes of eldest brother's wife, this sentence completely confirmed the fact that he was a playboy, and immediately launched a good physical attack on eldest brother.

Eldest brother was wronged and helpless, so he had to return the money to the beauty, beg her forgiveness and help him prove it. The beauty in the lower berth turned on the voice broadcast function, and we all heard what happened after the eldest brother left, and almost laughed on the spot.

But out of sympathy for the eldest brother, and for the sake of family harmony in the future, we came forward to explain and clarify the eldest brother together, and the eldest brother at the other end of the phone was very grateful.

This is a very interesting story that I personally experienced when I took the train, and it also made the whole journey wonderful!

What interesting stories have you met by train? When you mentioned this question, I remembered that on my way home as a soldier, I took a train home for a holiday with a comrade-in-arms in Dongying.

On my way home. I met two fellow villagers who were soldiers in Ningxia. Talk it over. On the train from Jiayuguan to Lanzhou. Something happened.

The four of us sat together and played cards. A passenger next to him went out to go to the bathroom. I hung my clothes on the hook beside me. Just then, a thief came along. Pretend to look at the scenery outside. Touch his clothes for his wallet.

I can see clearly from the side. After confirming that there was a wallet in his clothes, he secretly reached into the man's clothes and took out his wallet. When I turned to leave. I tripped him with my leg. Take advantage of the situation to press him down Several of my comrades-in-arms took a look. I rushed over to subdue it.

Asked what happened, I said it was a thief. I asked a comrade-in-arms nearby to tell the police that I had caught a thief. At this time, the passengers who went to the toilet also came back. I took my wallet out of his clothes. Give it to the passengers who go to the toilet. I said, is this your wallet? The passenger said it was mine. Thank you! Keep saying thank you. At this moment, the police came. We handed the thief over to the police and took him away.

Although this is a very small thing. But I think as a soldier in People's Republic of China (PRC), you should take care of such things. This is also what a soldier should do.

. Even if you leave the army and go back to your hometown now, you will still be duty-bound to rush up when such a thing happens. The excellent quality of being educated in the army will never be lost. Because I have never forgotten that I used to be a soldier.

In 1980s, I went to Zhenyuan, Guizhou Province on business to do planning and design projects. After I finished my work, I took a bus from Guiyang to Huaihua, Hunan Province, also known as the local train to Huaihua, and then transferred from Huaihua to Guangzhou by express train. The so-called slow train means stopping at every station and giving way to every car, so it is very slow and almost punctual. Fortunately, the train has a large passenger flow, and there must be seats. In the past, this kind of local train could get on anything, such as chickens, ducks, geese, fish and pigs. I even saw a conductor on the train helping an old lady of ethnic minorities drive a scalper.

Because there is no starting point for Guiyang to go to Guangzhou, you have to take the local train to Huaihua, Hunan, and there is an express train from Huaihua, Hunan to Guangzhou, so you can buy a hard berth ticket. Arrived at Zhenyuan Railway Station early, boarded the local train, found a seat and sat down, only to find firecrackers and songs on the mountain road not far from the railway station. A team of wedding and farewell teams rushed to the railway station carrying burdens and blowing lusheng, and squeezed into my carriage. The bride's uncle took the lead in the farewell party. As soon as he called everyone to find their seats, he called out loudly to the passengers in our car, and also took out some pottery bowls to invite everyone to a wedding banquet. On the bus, a group of female students from the history department of Sun Yat-sen University who got on the bus in Guiyang came to visit and practice. This group is led by a very active old professor. After introducing each other, I blew the protection plan of the local Chen Yuanyuan cemetery with my female classmates and other passengers. The old professor also took out the half bottle of remy martin, probably left last night, and drank with the people at the farewell party. I immediately took out my camera and took pictures around a group of Miao girls, a dozen people, big and small, wearing new costumes. My uncle told us that the old professor, the old engineer and the eldest student have been watching it for a long time. Do you know who the bride is? The old professor had to shake his head and the female students looked at each other. I said I knew, and my uncle asked me to make a bet with him. Bet on two bottles of Guizhou local famous wine and green wine. Guess the bride, the people in the farewell team are also happy to let outsiders guess who the bride is, and there is wine to drink if they win or lose. Professor Lao Hao pulled the female students up for a long time, and finally they all went away and lost. At this time, I said, look at me. While singing out-of-tune Cantonese songs, I joked with the girls, pretending to hug them one by one, grabbing their left hands, touching them here and there, and even taking out their underwear. Finally, I hugged a girl and announced that this girl is the bride. My uncle gave up at once.

I bought another box of beer and some sweets in the car, and invited everyone to eat and drink. At that time, all the men and women in the farewell team were drunk, even the old professor drank too much, sang and danced with Lu Shengren of Song Dynasty, and even the train conductor drank several bowls of wine.

Excited for a while, the old professor, female classmates and some passengers asked me how to tell who is the bride and who is the maid of honor. After showing off, I told them that since a minority girl was born, her parents began to make a suit for her, and they only wore it on festivals and weddings. You can't tell just by the clothes. We should start from the following aspects: first, these minority girls seldom take a bath, but marriage is a big event, and the bride must take a bath, but the bridesmaids are not necessarily heard; Second, the bride is new from the outside to the inside. Of course, the underwear is also new, but the bridesmaid is not necessarily. Feel it; Third, on the way to the bride's door, the big uncle or uncle walks on his back when crossing the river and walking in the mud, so the shoes are cleaner. Fourth, some minority girls will be taught some self-defense skills by their parents after they are born. It is said that the greatest harm to these minority women is to put poison, which is mostly composed of bee venom, frog venom, snake venom and special animal and plant corpse toxins. At that time, the most commonly used sap was a local raw sumac tree. Most people are allergic to light skin and even go into shock. Generally, unmarried girls will keep their left ring finger nails longer and put some so-called poison in them to protect themselves when necessary. If you want to get married, you have to cut it off, otherwise it will harm your family. That's right. If you want to seduce these girls, remember to be careful with their left hands. In fact, minority women are very open to sex, but they must be two of a kind, and being rude or even overbearing will be disastrous.

Amid laughter and laughter, the farewell party got off at Yuping and the train continued to meander.

I have traveled a lot in recent years, and sometimes I will take a hard-seat express to save money.

Once I went to Inner Mongolia, I came back in a hurry and didn't care about eating. I was a little tired after getting on the train, so I lay there and dozed off. I slept for two or three hours before I felt hungry.

I was going to go back to the toilet, wash my face and eat something. Unexpectedly, when I stood up, I suddenly felt black at the moment ... I held the door to catch my breath, barely got dressed, and went out, still a little wobbly and confused, knowing in my heart that it was an old problem of hypoglycemia!

So, I had to hold my seat at random and move forward step by step. Walking, I accidentally grabbed the shoulder of the man next door ... I couldn't take my hand back before I knew it!

The man was drinking with his companion, looking back at me with a glass, and said with a wry smile, "Sister, are you drunk?" Why don't you drink well? What do you mean, give me a hand I want to have a drink with my brother! "

I supported the seat behind him with my hand, but I was still a little confused. "I'm sorry, I'm a little dizzy. Looks like hypoglycemia. Sorry! "

As soon as he heard this, he gave me a careful look, then stood up and said, "Stop it, it's really wrong to look bad! Come on, come on, sit down. Why did you leave like this? If you fall again, you will be in trouble ... "

I was held by him and sat in his seat. He asked his companion for two oranges, broke them off and put them in my hand one by one. "Fill some sugar first and see what it looks like. If not, ask the conductor! "

I ate two oranges he gave me, rested for a while, and felt much better, so I stood up to express my gratitude and wanted to go back to my seat. He smiled and said, "Come on, be a good man and I'll take you home!" " "So, he followed me to escort me back, and his companions booed and said," Lao Li, your old habit of liking jade has been broken again ... "

He kept watching me go back to my seat and turned around and walked back to continue drinking with my companions. I barely ate something, but I still feel weak, sweating and weak. I'm a little worried that when I get off the bus, my luggage won't be easy to take!

Just thinking about it, the man came up again and smiled and asked, "I called your sister wrong just now. My companion said that looking at me is older than you. What year are you? Why don't we become sworn brothers and I'll escort you when we go out later? "

I felt that he was not a bad person, so I said my age, which was really two years younger than him. He deliberately raised his posture and continued: "It's no fun to see you alone. Why don't you have a drink with us, maybe there will be a surprise? "

I don't know what he meant by what I heard. "Let's go, don't be a stranger, I'm not a bad person, don't worry!" He can't take me away without saying anything, and there are still several people watching, so I can't refuse, so I have to follow him!

His companions are also very enthusiastic. He offered me his seat and gave me some oranges to eat. He broke the orange in front of me as usual, and then said, "Don't worry, I just want you to eat it. It's boring to see you alone, guys. How time flies! "

Just then, the conductor came to check the tickets. I felt in my pocket and was caught. The tickets are gone! I must have lost it when I was confused just now ... The man looked at me and then took out a ticket and handed it to me. "I said there was a surprise. I'll get off with you and help you with your luggage. Ok! "

I just realized that I forgot my ticket next to him when I was confused. When he found out, he knew where I got off. He was still at the same station ... They helped me with my luggage, took a taxi for me, got in his car and left!

-I believe there are still more good people, more interesting people and more interesting things in the world!

I often go back to my hometown by train, and occasionally I meet some interesting things on the train.

Last year, I went back to work in Shenzhen by train from Changsha. A little boy was brought by a little wife. She is four or five years old, with a white appearance and lively and lovely appearance. She was so likable that almost half the people in the trunk were amused by him.

It's ten hours' drive from Changsha to Shenzhen, because this little cutie is particularly interesting.

In particular, the salesman peddled the cart back and forth, and learned it properly. "Lunch box, lunch box, lunch box 15!" If you haven't eaten yet, please eat quickly! " "……

The salesman sells in the front and he sells in the back. Sometimes a salesman's car comes, just to sell it for you. That tone, that rhythm is really funny, naive and romantic, studious and clever.

By the time it was sold all the way to Shenzhen, the little boy had memorized many salesman's lines, which were quite smooth. This trip is really interesting.

1997, instead of buying a ticket, I bought a platform ticket to enter the station. On the platform, a soldier suddenly asked me where I could get a refund. He has two berth tickets for the return trip to Yanzhou, and we just need two berths. Only when I got on the bus did I know that this carriage was a dance team of an army art troupe who took a bus to Yanzhou for a condolence performance. God, the two of us are in the middle, both beautiful soldiers with charming bodies. I have insomnia.

I took a long-distance train last year, sitting opposite a mother and daughter. Mother is not tall, but she can see that she is a strong woman. My daughter is a college student, wearing a famous brand and looking good. Her mother took the initiative to chat with me, and she chatted with her daughter. My daughter spent a lot of money on her, which is a bit idolized. The daughter was not convinced and began to quarrel. Probably tired of the noise, the two even said at the same time: "Let the teacher opposite judge." Because their argument is a bit loud and both sides are excited, it has attracted the attention of a group of passengers. Everyone looked at me when they asked me to be reasonable. God have mercy on me, I'm just a passer-by! How dare I comment on other people's education at will?

Is this an embarrassing and interesting thing?